Disclaimer: you know what, this is getting REALLY old! You know what, I DO own Inuyasha and its characters and its manga and it's….. "We regret to inform you that Endless Waltz has been arrested for copyright. Still, enjoy this chap.
The audience is again shown on camera as they applaud. Naraku is sitting at Hojo's desk. "Welcome to a very "special" episode of three questions. Today, our contestant is our very well-loved, Hojo!" The camera moves to him. "Now, after half a year of therapy, Hojo was finally able to muster up enough courage to become successful, but he still is shy when it comes to women. In fact, he is so shy, he has already forgotten who the past contesters are. So we welcome Yura, Kikyo, and our new contester Rin. Rin is the adopted daughter of Shesshomaru. She is 14 now, but joined Shesshomaru on his journey for power when she was only 8. She is looking for, in her own words, someone "cute". Let's get started."
Hojo nervously pulled off his headphones and scrambled for some note cards that he had. "Okay, um… What is the thing you like most about yourselves?" He asked still nervous.
"My hair. That is too easy." Yura replied as if ready to pounce. She wanted her next boy toy, bad.
"My soul is really the only thing I have to my name." Kikyo replied.
"My appearance, I guess. Some say I'm just too damn cute." Rin replied.
"What is your idea for a romantic evening?" Hojo asked.
"Well now, aren't you getting ahead of yourself? You'll have to be mine if you want to find out." Yura giggled in excitement.
"Something peaceful and filled with amour" Kikyo replied.
"Something lively I guess. A night of excitements." Rin replied.
Hojo couldn't ask a third question because of his nervousness. The other couples had enough of it.
"Hojo, you're being a coward! Don't ask questions by the book. Ask questions from the heart!" Kagome yelled from across the set.
"You know what, you're right Kagome. I can do this. Okay, what do you want from every guy that you date?" Hojo said without fear.
"How many times must I say it? I want my boy toy. Will you be the newest addition to the roster?" Yura asked.
"Hey, if I'm going to not be afraid, then you have to get her off this set. She's beginning to scare me very much." Hojo said.
"Learn to deal with it." Naraku said. "Honestly, you have no experience with women."
"Well, I want to see love for myself. I believe that I can find that in people." Kikyo replied.
"I want what everyone else wants from love, someone who is there always. Who on cold nights makes me feel warm." Rin replied.
"I'm going with number three. She actually sounds normal for a change." Hojo replied.
"Good choice Hojo. You have chosen Yura of the demon hair.evil laugh" Naraku replied.
"Naraku, Hojo didn't pick Yura. Give him the person that he really chose!" Kagome yelled.
"That doesn't matter. I'm behind the desk, so I get to say who he cho…" Naraku began to say but stopped when he felt a force choking him. Yura floated above him with hair around his neck and chest.
"Naraku, I like the way you think. You're my new boy toy. Come with me." Yura said.
"Yura, let go of me you b…" Before he could fish, Yura pulled at him and left the studio.
"Well, guess I have to take over." Inuyasha said going to the desk. "Hojo, your choice was Rin. Approach the wall."
Hojo and Rin got up and the wall rose up. Rin quickly embraced him in a cute fashion. He felt his fear melt away. Wow, this actually worked. I chose someone normal, but there has to be some sort of catch. Nah, I think to hard. He thought to himself as he noticed Shesshomaru looming over him. "Oh, so you chose my daughter well." He said as Hojo began foaming at the mouth and passed out.
"Well, I guess I have to make the closing statements. Well, see you next time on 'Three Questions'. And remember, if anyone tells you that you can't find love with three questions, send them to us. Goodnight everybody!"
What happens next? I won't say they lived happily ever after, because I don't really know myself. Until next time, Happy Trails.