Hi! this is my VERY FIRST story that I've written here and I might not know the lingo on this site so if anyone e-mails me, please hold off on it. What I hope you won't hold off is your opinions, corrections, and/or….well anything!
I have not seen or have all the anime episodes and have not read or have any of the manga volumes (unless you count 10 min. browse in a bookstore) so please tell me if I'm off by a little or a lot, just don't scold and harass me for it.
Azumanga Daioh is Copyright to Kiyohiko Azuma
Now, This story is based on the crazy & random world of Azumanga Daioh! ( me:victory grasp: ..yes!) and it seems that the Osaka has stumbled ( thanks to her thoughtlessness) upon a lifetime supply of shaved ice and this seems to open all sorts of confusion, mayhem, and of course comedy. How? Just read by and find out…. ONWARD HO! TEAM AZUMANGA DAIOH! X p
"Hmm…… which numbers?….awww! I shoulda never followed that advice from all dem fortune cookies….." Osaka was contemplating the raffle ticket numbers and, as usual, was having a excruciatingly hard time deciding which 3 numbers out of five to choose for the lottery grand prize of Y50,000,000(yen).
" 25…52…89…2…77….." Osaka sighed as it gave her a headache just repeating the numbers. " C'mon Osaka! Get it together, get it together, get it together…" She repeated it over and over, like a mantra, unaware that a huge buildup of people were also waiting on the oblivious Osakan girl so they could have a chance.
"Dammit! Hurry it up girl!" a guy in line yelled
"Yeah! We all wanna have a chance at it too! Hurry the hell up!"
Another guy yelled.
Osaka motioned them to calm down. "Awww! Wha' do I do!" she thought to herself. She looked at the ticket and stared at the ticket for a long 7 seconds. "since 7's a lucky number…." She circled 77. " And I sorta like the number 2…." She circled 2.
Now, the crowd was getting really restless as time sluggishly went by and a the young girl was still picking the last number. "Hey, mister? Can ya help me with choosin' a number please?" Osaka pleaded the person behind her.
"Yeah! Help her out so we can go on with our lives!" Another random person yelled from the numerous crowd, and it seemed that everyone else was in favor of his notion with a loud "YEAH!" as their acknowledgement.
"Just choose 25 o.k.?" and he circled it for her.
"Thanks mister! I, Ayumu Kasuga AKA: "Osaka" am now finished with my raffle ticket for the grand prize of Y50,000,000(yen)! The crowd cheered with a hearty "YAY!". "But before I place it in…TIME FOR A PRAYER TO BUDDHA!" and almost instantly she set up a portable shrine, complete with incense, a offering plate, and a Buddha statue and started praying. "Awww. Crap noooooo!" Some of the crowd cried, some yelled and cursed, and some simply left, disgusted of the lagging Osakan for wasting their day. 6 minutes was all it took and Osaka finally slipped in the raffle ticket and was on her merry way home. The line was long and lasted for 2 blocks. " Wow…. Long line." Osaka had completely forgot that this was the line she held up. The 3rd to last person was Ms. Yukari with a grumpy and impatient look on her face.
"Hey Ms. Yukari! What'cha doin' all the way down here for?" Osaka asked. "Oh Osaka! Some idiot was at the front of the line and they took 5 damn hours just to fill out a raffle ticket." Ms. Yukari said, mumbling about "missing her bar dinner with Nyamo" or something like that. "O.k. Ms. Yukari! Good luck winning that 50,000,000 yen! See you at school tomorrow!" Osaka said and she waved as she walked the rest of the way home.
It took Ms. Yukari's low IQ brain to compute this before she realized, "50,000,000 YEN! You gotta be joking! Think of all the stuff I could buy! And to think this was a line to win a unlimited supply of all-you-can-eat shaved ice!"……..
What lies in store for Osaka? You just have to find out on the next chapter!
I really hope you liked it! More is coming in store but it depends on how fast I can type it!
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