"Virtual bananas. VIRTUAL BANANAS! ME WANTS VIRTUAL BANANAS!" Lactopi yells as she ravenously eats the virtual bananas (How?). DK comes along...
"Hey! They're my bananas!" he says quite madly.
"NO! THEY ARE ALL MINE! MY PRECIOUS BANANAS!" Lactopi screams in rage as she grabs as many bananas as she can and races off...straight into a wall. The wall explodes and Lactopi dies temporarily. Roy comes along...
"YEEEEESSSSSSS! I get to start the story for once!" Roy exclaims as he starts to do a strange dance. Lactopi suddenly gets up...
"NO! I CANNOT ALLOW A BANANA BURNING...PERSON TO START THE STORY! NOOOOOOOO!" Lactopi says as she dashes towards where Roy is (at quite a high speed). Roy tries to run away but Lactopi is too fast. She smashes into him and they both fall off a...cliff? Yes, a cliff. Now, how to explain what happens next. There is no logical explanation. All the remaining smashers jump off the cliff after Lactopi and Roy. Why, you may ask? No one knows...So now, you're probably wondering who is writing this right now. I am a starry gecko..no, not the gecko from the Geico ads. I am just a gecko. I have actually been writing all these chapters for this story, but Lactopi, that...well, random yet strange wizard (turning more like a cat...) takes all the credit. Why? Well, like anybody would accept a gecko as a writer (at least in these parts). Oh yes, my name is Starecko, the starry gecko (no way!).
"NO! THEY'RE MY BANANAS! MINE FOREVER!" Lactopi screeches as she..wha? Flies up to the edge of the cliff.
"By jolly Lactopi, where did you get that rocket?" I, Starecko, say.
"I found it...in a pile of dung! Just kidding! Muahahahaha!" Lactopi says as she goes into an uncontrolible fit of laughter. Starecko sighs.
"These amateurs..." I, Starecko, say again. And with that, Starecko walks off somewhere.
"YESSSSSS! I finally got the..board (or whatever you may have the desire to call it) back! YIPEEEE! HA! Now, we shall start...maybe not" Lactopi says. Uh oh, the smashers are after Lactopi! Why?...Who knows. Oh wait, it's the virtual bananas thing, isn't it? Anyways...now would ya look at that? A faerie comes down and grants Lactopi with a bubble power!...A bubble surrounds her and nobody can attack Lactopi! Muahahahahahaha! Nothing can stop her now!...Except the fact that the smashers pushed the bubble (w/ Lactopi of course...?) into an ocean. All the smashers wave their good byes as they see Lactopi happily drifting off into the vast emptiness of the sea, writing the next chapter...
:)Ahem...well, um, that was quite interesting. Agh, sry for not updating for like..forever! I've been so lazy lately (no excuse really...just been well, hanging out on Neopets too much. Can't help it, way too much to do there..) Sry...Finally...updating. Yan yan! Wonder what that means...
Okee dokee then...maybe everything is not okee dokee...who knows. (?) Oh yes, if ya couldn't tell, the dialogue stewf at the beginning has nothing to do with this chapter...well, maybe it does. I just had that scenario stuck in my head for no random reason...wait, it has to be a random reason...
Random stewf
Crazy! CrAzY! CRAZY! Me going crazy! Why, you may ask? Who knows. (Huh?...) Alright, finally, chapter 18 is here! (took a while huh:)...not in the gr8est way huh:(...)Muahahahahahaha!
Chapter 18
Fox and Falco-Nothing entrance.
"Nothingness! Nothingness! NOTHINGNESS!" Falco yells as he races into the nothingness...
"There is nothing here! WHY IS THERE NOTHING HERE!...Oh wait, because this is a nothingness cave..." Fox says quite idiotically...
"Congratulations Fox! You figured out that this was nothingness!" Falco says, carrying a "trophy"-a pile of imaginary rocks.
"OMG, thanks Falco! You're the best! I always wanted to have a pile of nothingness!" Fox screams (seriously) and he "grabs" the imaginary rocks and...hugs them?
""I love this nothingness! We should stay in this nothingness forever! NOTHING!" Falco yells as he starts to do a strange dance (random yet strange).
"Now that I realized it...this nothingness is the best present you ever gave me Falco!" Fox says...he's on the verge of tears (that's sad...not literally).
"I'm...so glad...you like it Fox!" Falco says, weirdly crying.
"Wow, gimme a hug!" Fox says as he races over to Falco. So, the two...well, u know...
Mewtwo, Pikachu and Jigglypuff (w/o Pikachu's consent)-Random Yet Strange Entrance
After another couple of hours, the ride stops somewhere. Mewtwo, Jigglypuff, Mario, Dr. Mario, and Pikachu are full up (w/ food...) as the jump offa the ride.
"Thoit wus woeee too foin! Woi shood towie it agoin!" Mewtwo says, still speaking with an accent.
"Twas vedy vedy fun...vedy, vedy fun...vedy, vedy fun...what you theenk Pikachew?" Jigglypuff asks the still somewhat bewildered Pikachu.
"Noeet at eel foon. Eethough, mee geetah admeet, twas eentereesting." Pikachu says in his high pitched type accent. Both the Mario's are just standing there...in awe. Staring. at. the. Pokemon. with. random. yet. strange. accents. Little did they know they had accents...muahahahaha. Unfortuantely (for who?) the two did not speak as the five of them left...they were just walkin along..are a walkin along...are a walkin aloing...are a walking along...
Ness and the Ice Climbers-Water entrance.
Ness goes on the path of a carnivore and starts eating one of the 'peaceful' fish...not so peaceful now. Zotoq and Ness have a somewhat pleasant conversation on the structure of bones (?). They use the 'peaceful', now not so peaceful, fish bones as examples of what they were talking about. The piranha fish just stare in awe at the two conversing with each other...
Meanwhile, Nana and Popo are staring in awe at the waterfall...just a plain waterfall...um..yeah...so, let's quietly slip away (in an orderly fashion...leaving fashion...going onto a different entrance fashion) and leave those two in peace. Alright? Alright...
Samus and Mr. Game and Watch-Fire department (heehee).
Mr Game and Watch stood there glaring at (now the emptyness...NOTHINGNESS!) for a couple of hours...seriously. Samus had fun while he was standing there. She met up with a couple of pufferfish and they starting talking about the essence of lava while she sipped a cup of gooey tea. That lasted for about 30 minutes. Oh yes, she also saw a...helicopter! The dude in the helicopter grabbed her and took her somewhere...oh now would ya look at that?...
After the 'standing there for a couple hours' event, Mr G & W wandered off into a different direction then where Samus went (yup). There he met...Obi Wan Kanobi. WTH is Obi doing? Oh...(don't get bad conotations, heehee...hee...alrighty then)
'Adventure to Find the Froute'...NOT!
Galluck, Luigi, Jar Jar Binks, and Young Link are almost at the place where the Shadow and the other dudes are! Yippee for them.
Peach found a small T.V (you could say the teletubbies left it behind...) and starting watching some T.V. Ah, relaxing after that random yet strange battle. A pufferfish comes along and gives Peach some...popcorn? Wha?...Anyhows...(starts to back away...), the only problem with the T.V. is that it only has one channel that works...the teletubbie channel. Now, you might think Peach'll go crazy. Nope. She's thinking of all the ways she can K.O. the teletubbies...(okee dokee...let's get on with life...here)
So, Darth Vader and Ganondorf are holding big bottles of streamers. Do the other smashers in stewf have a chance? No. The two streamer buddies laugh as they...well, um...shoot the others with streamers. Wait a sec...these are no ordinary streamers. They're bubble gum flavored! (Wha?...) That's right. Bubble gum flavored. Yoshi is actually enjoying the heck of out it while Link and Zelda...are not. Zelda, using Farore's Wind, ets outta there quite fast (although she is quite dismayed about the streamer stewf. Link, quite blinded by all that's going on (not literally) gets quite mad when he doesn't see Zelda (it's all her fault). He randomly goes into a blind rage and dashes at te unsuspecting Ganondorf and Darth Vader. Wow, if only Link could've been this way when he fought Ganondorf some other time (?), that would have been an easy win. Seriously. I am very serious. At this time, Link was unstoppable! He glows a strange (lime green) color as he dashes...towards..them...The streamers have no effect. No...no effect at all!...Well, you'll see what happens as Yoshi is eating the streamers...not good huh?
Third Entrance-audience
Okay, now the brawl of the bananas is going a little too far. The teams are as follows:
1. Bowser - to the north (of what?..oh, the brawl arena)
2. The Bats - to the West
3. The Kong's and Roy - to the South
4. Marth and Captain. Falcon - to the East
They all just stare at each other. Everybody has a banana in hand. Just when the brawl was about to start again, a stream of water comes rushing through! Where'd that come from? Oh, the water bottle (quite delayed huh?...)...heheh...
Outside the cave of Evac...yeah
The Shadow, Xastar, and Solarstorm vs. Pichu, Kirby and Rye-Chew! The Battle!
Hee...Okay, I'm seriously going to write more on this in the next chapter:)
A/N: Heheh...well, that was interesting. Okay, so I'm going on a vacation (starting tommarow) and I'll try to update the next chapter today (19th chapter..). Hopefully time won't pass me by:) Going to start working on it as soon as this chapter is posted (I'm going to be gone for about 2 weeks...). Wanna get this oopdaytud a-gain. Again, sry bout the wait (me needs to get more...active?) Hahahahahaha! Hope y'all liked this chapter (after a wait) and hopefully...u'll get to see the next chapter today! (Or tommarow if i stay up really late...probably not). :)
Muahahahahaha is my middle name...maybe not.