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Okay, this chapter and last chapter are a lot SS, so the next two chapters are going to be more RM...but for now just read this chapter and let me know what you think...
The next day 4.00 am
"Cohen, wake up."
Seth slowly opend his eyes and looked at Summer, who sat broad awake in bed.
"Now moan," she orderd.
"What?"
"Would you just moan?"
Seth looked confused at Summer and then he moaned a little.
"Good, now louder."
"Can you first tell me why I'm doing this?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
"Yes, we're pretending to...be cows ?" Seth guessed.
"No, we're pretending to have sex, so we wake up Ryan and Marissa and they feel really embarassed," Summer smiled.
"...okay, did you fall out of bed or something last night? I mean this night, it's still night! Do you know what people do when it's night? They SLEEP!"
"Would you just work with me? You want to get revenge too, right?" Summer sulked.
"Yes, but not with this ridiculous plan."
"Do you have a better idea?" Summer asked.
"Yes, sleep! Okay? We're not going to pretend to have sex to annoy Ryan and Marissa," Seth said and he rolled over.
Some minutes laterMarissa walked down the hall and stopped in front of Summer and Seth's room. What kind of noise was that? The door was ajar and Marissa opend the door, seeing Summer and Seth screaming and jumping on the bed.
"What are you doing?" Marissa asked surprized.
Summer and Seth immediately stopped jumping on the bed and turned their head to see who said that. They gave Marissa a shocked look.
"It doesn't look like what we're doing," Seth said, while he got off the bed.
Seth looked angrily at the door. How could they have forgotten to lock the door?
"So you weren't jumping on the bed to test it?" Marissa asked, looking a bit confused at Summer and Seth.
"What do you know, it does look like what we're doing," Seth smiled, relieved Marissa had given a better explanation for what he and Summer were doing than he could have made up.
"Okay...after seeing the door was open I just wanted to know if everything was alright," Marissa said who still was frowning her forehead.
"So, did we wake you up?" Summer said with a slight smile.
"Oh no, don't worry. Me and Ryan just came back from the disco and we wanted to go to bed now. But I think you woke up some other people," Marissa answered.
"So...you didn't think the noises were very weird ?" Seth asked.
"I actually thought that was just the tone of your voice, Seth," Marissa said.
Seth gave a confused look at Summer, who sat defeated on the bed. Then Seth looked back again at Marissa.
"And just out of curiosity what did you think Summer meant when she said it was really big?"
"I don't know, maybe your head?" Marissa guessed.
"Very funny."
"Well, what were you talking about then, Summer?" Marissa asked to Summer.
"...the...bed of course," Summer stammered.
"So...eh... are you going to stop making noises now? I'm going to sleep if you don't mind," Marissa said.
"Although I'd love to hear some other insults from you at 4.00 am, I wouldn't mind if you went to bed," Seth said, while Marissa already walked to the door.
"Goodnight."
"Night," Marissa said, before she walked out of the room.
She didn't close the door and Seth walked to the door to close it.
"Why would she say I have a big head. I don't have a big head, do I?" Seth asked to Summer, who still was sitting on the bed.
Seth looked down the hall, seeing a few people in their pajamas staring angrily at him.
"Eh...hi," Seth said, before he slammed the door.
"Yeah, Ryan and Marissa must feel really embarassed now," Seth said, while he walked back to the bed.
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"When you said we were going to do something cultural, I thought you meant shopping, Summer," Marissa said.
They were in the ROM, the Royal Ontario Museum. Summer had dragged them to this museum. Ryan and Marissa definitely hadn't expect to go to a museum, but now they were here, they tried to make the best of it.
Ryan and Marissa were standing in front of a fake dinosaur, talking about Summer and Seth.
"You know, they were doing really strange this morning, they were jumping and screaming on the bed at 4.00 am."
"Maybe they're bored or something now they can't fight with each other," Ryan said.
Marissa shrugged her shoulders and looked back at the dinosaur.
"Hey, this one just looks like Caleb, no hair and very little brain," Marissa noticed.
Summer walked towards Ryan and Marissa and stood next to them in fornt of the dinosaur.
"It's a protoceratops which was an ornithischia and picked leaves with his mouth," Ryan said.
"What?! Were you a famous paleonthologist in Chino or something?" Summer yelled surprized.
"No, I was actually just reading the sign," Ryan explained, while he pointed at the sign that just stood in front of them.
"Oh...eh...of course," Summer said embarassed and she walked back to Seth, while Ryan and Marissa looked confused at her.
"Can you believe those two?" Summer said to Seth, while she looked at Ryan and Marissa who were laughing very loud now in front of the dinosaur.
"Hi, we're Ryan and Marissa and we just suddenly love to be in a boring museum where we can see fossiled bowels of horrific beasts who were long dead before our parents made out," Summer mocked.
"Wow, you could be a very good advertiser," Seth said.
"How the hell can they have fun in a museum? I mean, they're 16, not 60."
"Yes, how dare they to have fun in a museum?" Seth sarcastically said.
"Well, we just have to think of something else."
"How do you mean "we"?"
Summer ignored Seth's last question and looked back again at Ryan and Marissa who were still having fun.
"Maybe we can do something with a frog and letting you pee in your bed...oh, wait, that were my plans for breaking you and Anna up," Summer said more to herself than to Seth.
"You had plans...with me peeing in my bed?!" Seth asked surprized.
"Well, sort of...but we have to do something else this time."
Summer and Seth were both quiet for a moment.
"Okay, what if we steal all of Ryan's pants so he has to walk in his underwear all day," Seth suggested.
Summer glared at him.
"That's just stupid," she said.
"And pretending we were having sex, that was a great idea?!"
Summer slapped Seth's head.
"Do you hit me because of my head or something? Is it like irresistible? You just have have to hit it , because it's so big?" Seth asked while he rubbed his head.
"So...are you fighting again?" Marissa asked, who suddenly stood besides them.
"Noooooo...we were just talking about Seth's giant head."
"I said big, big not giant. Big, big, big!" Seth said expressly.
Marissa looked to Seth's head.
"It is giant, eh?" Marissa said.
Summer nodded and Seth frowned.
"Since when do you say eh?" Summer asked to Marissa.
"I don't know. Maybe I've been in Canada too long. But anyway, Summer, I just wanted to thank you. I didn't know a museum could be so much fun."
"That's...just great to hear," Summer smiled.
"Okay, I'm going back to Ryan now. We're going to watch a Gorgosaurus," Marissa smiled and she headed to another room.
Summer looked disgusted at Marissa and then she looked back to Seth.
"Tomorrow we're going to do this revenge totally different."
