I like grapes. Grapes are good. Grapes you eat. Fly with grapes. Grape haven awaits. Grapes are grapes...yes, grapes are grapes. Same as: Bananas are bananas. I like bananas. Bananas are good. Bananas you eat. Fly with bananas-it's quite easy ya know. Just use a banana bazooka. That'll get you there. Did you know that bananas are actually golden? Eat a banana and become rich with a golden, random personality. Click click-Bang bang-Smash smash-Clap clap-Har D har-Randum does not equal random...You know what? Click-Bang-Smash-Clap all random sounds. No questioning. If you question, you will have the right to be silent...(maybe not-who knows?). Wow, did you notice the word smash? I did. Wow, amazing isn't it? Har-Hey-Ho. Lacto3.1415 comes from octopus. Y M I not an octopus? Who knows. Y M I-why am I-gr8 huh? Random yet Strange does not equal Innocent yet Strong or Evil yet Sweet...Actually, it may equal Evil yet Sweet. Who knows? Starecko should. Gecko...Hey, I'm a cat huh? I can eat geckos if I felt like it...Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A-Alphabet backwards. If u look closely, you can see the words: Vut, Pon, Jih, Fed, and Ba (ones with vowels...). Fed is a good word. U R fed-with what? Who knows? Ah, yes. Starecko should. I M fed with bananas-virtual ones actually. So, when is this fic actually going to start? Who knows? Starecko doesn't, I don't...Ah yes, the bananas do. Whenever the bananas come in, the fic shall start. Oh wait, earlier moi said u could skip zis paragraph:(...click click. Have you ever tried a chocolate paragraph?...I mean banana+I gasp with horror+ I smell a rotton banana! Now would ya look at that? There is a banana trying to rob a bank! With my acute sense of...uh, bananacism, I was able to save the bank. Now I am a banana hero-thank you very much:). Ha! Bananas!-fine, the fic shall start soon. So ends this random paragraph.
Click...uh, Dclick. Alrighty then, I wanted 2 update yesterday, but I got carried away playing Phantom Brave (about 3:30pm yesterday July 5-1:00am today July 6:). So...yeah. Right...uh...no! The evil oranges are attacking! (orange you glad I didn't say banana?...) Bananas are cooler than oranges: especially if you put bananas on pluto and oranges on the sun.
Ahem, random scenario. Not sure if it has been done b4...oh well, I can't resist somehow. Alright, this has nothing to do with z chapter either okay? okay...I'm way too hyper. I cannot let this hyperdrive go to waste.
Random Scenario One:
Ahem, may I have all of your attention...I mean, may I have everybody's attention. Good. We are going to play a game...a game show type thingy-yeah. Not sure if you have heard of it b4-I cannot tell you, for fear of nothingness. Anyhow, here are the contestants!
-Who comes in first? Or what comes in first? A television set.
-Next contestant comes in very proudly...it is Young Link! Yipee. Young Link takes out his jar of Lon Lon milk.
YL: Got milk?
Lactopi+gasps quite loudly+How dare you advertise! If you do that again you will be out! Muahahahaha!
-The third contestant is...20 grapes...(is 20 grapes)
-The fourth contestant is...handcuffs! Yes, a pair of handcuffs.
-The fifth contestant is a...flail! Yipee. Good. For. The. Flail...
Yes. Those are the contestants: A Television Set, Young Link, some Grapes, Handcuffs, and a Flail. So, after several questions and a few battles, it was time for the elimination station...time. Yeah. Yes, there must only be one contestant in the end.
-"The contestant we have all decided to eliminate is...Young Link! Sorry Young Link, you are the weakest link! Goodbye." Young Link walks away quite sad for a couple of seconds...then becomes happy when he realizes:
"Hey! I'm not a contestant anymore! I can advertise! Yipee!" Young Link screams (literally) and starts doing a random yet strange dance...(okee dokee then)
Chapter 20
NOTHINGNESS!
"Nothingness! Nothingness! NOTHINGNESS!" Fox supposedly sings his own 'Nothingness' song...
"Nooooothiiiiingneeeeeeessssss!" Falco sings, quite operatically.
"Oh! Were in Nothingness! This Nothingness is Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!" Fox 'sings' again. The two stand up on a random ledge and start 'showing off' thier...singing talents.
"Nothing...It's nothing...Nothing, nothing. Nothing...It's absolutely nothing! Were in NOTHINGNESS!...Nothing...ness...nothing...nessss...we...are...in...nothingnesssss...and...we...like...to..be...in...nooooo...thiiiiing...neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssss!" the two annoyingly sing in unison...
After their "beautiful" singing thing...yeah, the two---oh, how coincidental. They jump up to the top of the cliff! Amazing. Isn't. It? Of course, Fox and Falco go quite crazy when they find out they are out of the cave of nothingness. The attempt to jump back into the cave of nothingness, but fail somehow...:)
Ness and the Ice Climbers-Water entrance.
CUSHFLEEZERS! To where did the Ice climbers get blown away? Who knows? Oh wait...what is it with these coincidences? They get blown away into the Nothingness cave! Uh...get prepared for more nothingness singing! Hey! NothingNESS! Cool. Huh? Right. Oh yes, too many coincidences. Ness arrived (well, actually got blown to) the nothingness cave. Yipee. Of course, not in the same exact place...hmhmhm!
Samus and the GubuGs!
After a while...Samus and the Gubugs went to a pool. The Gubugs drowned and Samus went "Wow". Amazing, isn't it? Samus jumped into the pool and who knows what happens next?
Mr G & W
Mr Game and Watch just explored the Fire department-heeheehee. He found a virtual banana and started eating it. Congratulations. To. Himr. G & W.
Second Entrance
'Adventure to Find the Froute'...NOT!
When Galluck, Luigi, and Jar Jar Binks are through the hole, Young Link takes out his bottle of Lon Lon milk...
"GOT MILK!" He states out madly (and loudly) to...no one...He stays in the position of-showing off his milk bottle-for 2 seconds. A fly flies onto the bottle...
"I got milk!" the little fly says as he tries to take the bottle from Young Link. Young Link gasps (still in his glowing yellow glory)...
"IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!...MY...PRECIOUSSSSSS...MILK! MINE! MINE! MINE!" Young Link screams crazily as he grabs a banana flavored fly swatter and tries to kill the fly...He failes quite horribly actually and races up the random hole in a very bad mood...
Peach's Adventures...
Peach lands into a random cave (room area...yeah) that's full of...grapes! Little did she know they were grapes of wrath!
"DIE...DIE...DIE...DIE...DIE...DIE...DIE..." all the grapes said in unison quite monotonously.
"I...LIVE...I...LIVE...I...LIVE...I...LIVE...I...LIVE..." Peach says in a monotonous tone also...Oh, now would ya'll look at that? She is in the room of monotonous...stuff. It is located in the Random Yet Strange Cave...yup.
Link...
Link is...somewhere. He is still glowing quite brightly and...falls to the ground laughing like crazy hand (Wha?...)
"AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHA! HEEEEEEHOOOOOHAAAAAAA!..." Link laughs weirdly. Suddenly he jumps up, grabs a banana flavored microphone, and...
"HA!...HEE!...HOOOOOOOO! Heh heh-HAAAAAAAA!...HEEEEEEEE! Ho...ha...hee...ho...ha...hee...ho...ha...hee...HAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!...Hoho-HEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Link 'sings'. Little did he know that, nearby, Ganondorf was...eating popcorn and enjoying the show!...
Yoshi...:)
(Yoshi starts laying bubble gum eggs? Maybe not...)-that is CORRECT! Yoshi does happily lay bubble gum eggs and starts selling them to the puffer fish.
Third Entrance-audience
Ya know what? Did you think that the water would stop the four teams from doing a banana brawl? No way! Actually, Bowser started it (in the water). It just took five bananas and everybody started to fight. After a while, there were no teams! They all just went CRAZY!...After throwing bananas at eachother for a few minutes, they blast into a wall (kaboom) that leads to where Ganondorf and Link are...Those two were enjoying their time.
Outside the cave of Evac...yeah
Update on teams now:
The Shadow, Xastar, and Solarstorm vs. Pichu, Kirby, Rye-Chew, Galluck, Luigi, Young Link, Jar Jar Binks, Mewtwo, Jigglypuff, Pikachu, Mario, Dr. Mario, Fox, and Falco...:)
A/N: Click click. HA! Not the last chap-ter. See, randomness awaits to thee in the bottles of grapes and 3s...Anyhows...Too lazy to say anything else (that's sad...)---MUAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAha.