This is the funniest chapter ever! The next chapter will come soon.
Chapter 6
Family Meetings
All the experiments were all in the living room. Some found comfortable to sit on the couch while the airborne experiments sat on top of the television. Moody didn't like the family to be separate, she wanted them to get together, like a family.
'' I've got an idea. Let's all sit on the floor and form a circle. Come on family'', Moody said.
The experiments groaned in disagreement, as they slouched.
'' DO IT!'', Moody said, angrily.
The experiments showed looks of fear after Moody shouted. They all formed a circle, spread one inch away from each other, waiting for a saying. Moody was growing impatient.
'' 625! We're waiting!'', Moody called out.
'' Hold on!'', 625 whined.
He came into the living room holding a platter full of snacks for the experiments. He placed it on a table far away from the circle of experiments and stood in the middle of his cousins. He was having a little trouble of what to say to them.
'' Uh... uh...'', 625 stammered.
All the experiments had 625's attention waiting for his sayings.
625 sighed and said,'' Hello everybody. Welcome to the '' family'' reunion. I was thinking that we all should know each other before we start the party. Who wants to be first?''
'' I'll say a few words of wisdom'', Nosey said, raising his hand.
'' Come on up then'', 625 said, moving away from the circle to let Nosey have the limelight.
'' My name's Nosey and have I got some stories for you!''.
'' Oh no!'', 625 said, slapping his forehead.
Nosey continued,'' Anyway, the reason why Angel and Moody don't like each other is because of Jumba's ''reasons''. Moody has a secret grudge against Angel because she (Angel) was made after her (Angel) and Jumba wasn't impressed with Moody's kindness. So Jumba made 624 to make Moody evil... oh yeah and while Moody was evil she attacked Angel. The End''.
All the experiments gasped.
'' That's not true!'', Moody shouted, angrily.
Fibber abruptly beeped, as Moody growled.
Nosey just continued,''... Hammerface can be crazy sometimes. Tank ate the prison once and it was funny!...''
Tank and Hammerface got angry, as that was their secrets that weren't meant to be revealed.
''... Hunkahunka made Hamsterveil fall in love with his pillow...''
Hunkahunka made a sheepish look on his face.
''... 625 sometimes picks his nose with his tongue...''
625 gasped,'' I so DO NOT pick my nose with my tongue.''
Fibber beeped.
''... Felix thinks everything is dirty...''
As soon as those words left Nosey's mouth, the experiments shuffled away from Felix. Felix just stared.
''... But not in the wrong way...'', Nosey finished.
'' Oh okay'', the experiments muttered, as they shuffled back to their original spots nearby Felix.
'' Nosey... enough!'', 625 said.
''... Heat burned Hamsterveil's patookie once...''
Heat got angry, as the black orb on his head began to spout out steam.
''... Amnesio likes to eat pickles...''
'' What's so embarrassing about that?'', Moody asked.
''... I have no idea. I just saw him eating pickles last week. Anyway 625's fur is shedding, and he has a bald spot on the back of his left arm...''
'' Shut up!'', 625 shouted,'' I'm not shedding!''
Fibber beeped.
'' Quiet Fib!''
''... Angel cries alot everytime she sees Hamsterveil...''
Angel growled.
''... In prison Zap electrocuted the prison guards...''
Zap buzzed a few words that nobody could understand. (Translation: They got what they deserved!)
625 went into the circle,'' Nosey...''
'' ... also 625 gets airsick, and one time he threw up on Gantu after eating over fourteen sandwiches...''
'' These are supposed to be words of wisdom, not everyones life stories!'', 625 shouted.
''... But you did throw up on Gantu...''
'' I sure did not!''
Fibber beeped, as 625 blushed,'' Be quiet!''
''... See? He's blushing! That also proves that he did throw up on Gantu!...''
'' SHUT UP!''
''... Also did you know that 625-...''
625 shut Nosey up with his hands,'' Nosey, go back to your seat and keep YOUR big mouth shut!''
Nosey went back to his sitting spot,'' Also Did you know that...''
'' SHUT UP!''
Nosey remained silent, as all the experiments in the room were silent.
'' So... how's everyone?'', Moody asked, the experiments.
'' Fine... sure...'', the experiments muttered, in unison.
'' 625, you've got to do something...'', Moody muttered, to 625,'' Everyone's getting bored.''
'' Hey! You provide the entertainment Moods''.
'' Give them the food, or streamers, or something.''
625 got up and put the platter of snacks on the middle of the circle, most of the snacks on the platter were sandwiches. The experiments seemed very bored. Moody had to think of something to entertain the family.
'' Family, why don't we play a game?'', Moody said.
'' What sort of game?'', Nosey asked.
'' Truth or Dare?''
'' This outta be good. Okay.''
The other experiments agreed.
'' Or we could play spin the bottle...'', 625 suggested.
'' That too!'', Nosey shouted.
625 handed Nosey an empty glass bottle,'' See which unlucky girl gets to kiss you.''
'' Hey!''
625 walked away.
Nosey fiddled around with the bottle,'' Who wants to play spin the bottle?''
Felix raised his hand, along with Angel, and Hunkahunka.
The four formed a circle and Nosey spun the bottle first. They all pondered who the bottle would point to, as it begun to stop spinning. It stopped.
'' I'm not kissing you!'', Nosey said.
'' Dirty!'', Felix blurted out.
'' Of course it's dirty!''
625 just had to see this,'' Just spin again. You'll get somebody different.''
'' Anything to avoid kissing Felix'', Nosey said.
He spun the bottle again. The five experiments eyes were fixed onto the bottle and in a short while it stopped, and 625 laughed,'' I guess you two were meant to be a couple after all!''
'' Dirty!''
'' Not again!''
'' Dirty!''
'' ... This bottle must be rigged.''
625 snickered, Wish I did rig it.
Felix and Angel swapped places, in hopes that the bottle won't stop at Felix again. Nosey spun the bottle weakly, and it stopped in a matter of seconds.
'' Dirty!''
'' ... I'm outta here!'', Nosey said, angrily.
'' Nosey, don't you know that this means? You and Felix are meant to be together. Lay one on him!'', 625 said, suppressing his laughter.
'' No way!''
'' Darn. This would have been a great rumor or something.''
Felix decided that it was his turn to spin the bottle. 625 joined the game to say wisecracks on who's gonna kiss who. The bottle stopped between 625 and Hunkahunka.
'' Huh?'', 625 said.
He looked at the bottle before looking who was the bottle pointing to,'' Ha, Even when Nosey's out of the game, the bottle still points to him.''
Angel and Hunkahunka snickered.
Felix sighed.
'' My turn'', 625 said, as he spun the bottle.
Meanwhile...
Moody was with the rest of the experiments playing Truth or Dare? Unfortunately it was Heat's turn to choose.
'' Okay Heat, what will it be? Truth or Dare?'', Moody asked.
'' Dare'', Heat said, in alien language.
'' Okay, I dare you to... do the glocknar.''
The experiments gasped.
'' The witless dance of a thousand hours?'', Nosey said, joining in.
'' Yes, but to make it easier for Heat, he can only do it for six hours, not a thousand.''
The experiments gasped again.
'' Was that gasp really necessary? He also doesn't need to wear anything stupid... except for this wig.''
Moody held a pink wig in her hand and placed it on Heat's head.
'' Where'd the wig come from?'', 625 asked, forgetting about the spin the bottle game.
''... I have no clue'', Moody replied,'' I thought you were playing spin the bottle.''
'' I was but the bottle kept pointing at me... and once at Felix. I gave... up.''
625 was very distracted at Heat dancing the glocknar,'' Why is he dancing?''
'' Dare.''
'' Oh.''
'' This is fun so far.''
'' I know.''
'' Is everybody else having a good time?''
All the experiments agreed.
'' Beats hearing Hamsterwheel's rants'', Nosey said.
625 scoffed,'' Welcome to my world.''
'' How'd you two talk Hamsterveil into letting us get teleported here?''
625 looked at Moody,'' You tell. You did get them here, since everything was your idea.''
Moody nodded and took in some air, about to tell of how the whole ordeal started but soon she'll regret it after she tells...
TBC...
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