Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. But I do own Sirius' wife. Wow...that's dirty. LOL! Also, sorry it took so long. Computer problems. On with the other crap!!

"This has got to be my most beautiful piece ever." Draco sighed.

"So...it's good then?" Ginny asked moving from her spot on his bed.

"Eh..." He shrugged indifferently. "I've done better." He turned the painting around to her.

"Wow, that's really good Draco."

"Hmm." Draco stood and stretched out his cramped muscles.

"My hair, I love the way you did my hair. It's gorgeous. And my eyes, they seem so...alive."

"Your eyes are alive, they show everything you're thinking. Like they say. The eyes are the windows to the soul." He moved to his bedside table and rang his silver bell.

"Yes Master Malfoy?" The house-elf asked appearing again.

"I'd like a lavish breakfast from two, and bring me my coffee also, and the lady would like tea."

"Ok Master Malfoy. Oh, and also, your mum would like for you to see her by noon. Says it's important family business." It bowed and disappeared.

Draco sighed, he hated when his mum had 'family business' to tell him. He turned around to see Ginny looking red as a tomato, her cheeks puffed out and her eyes held water. Draco looked confused.

"What?"

She erupted into a fit of laughter. "What?" Draco asked, his face contorted with confusion. She began to claw at her throat, turning a little blue. Tears were streaming down her face, and she was still laughing. "Breathe, arse."

Ginny gulped for the air, and sighed. She looked at Draco and laughed even harder. The house elf popped back into the room with a large tray. It put the tray down on the bed next to Ginny and looked at her red face before popping away.

Draco moved to the fireplace and got a handful of floo powder. "Narcissa Malfoy, Malfoy Manor, The morning room." He spoke clearly and threw the powder in the fire. With a puff of green smoke, Narcissa's face popped into the fire.

"Draco darling!" She squealed, a happy look on her face. "How are you? Have you been eating properly? Are you doing well in classes? Darling you look absolutely stunning! Have you been playing quidditch?" She asked taking in his frame. "You've been painting! Is it my Christmas gift or my birthday gift? Or...oh dear...Draco who's that?"

Draco turned to see Ginny giggling insanely on his bed, in one of his shirts; she had strawberry jam smeared on her cheek and a bread knife in her hand.

"She's my latest subject." Draco murmured dryly.

"She's...insane." Narcissa said, looking at the laughing girl.

"No, she finds amusement in something she figured out." Draco said turning back to him mother.

"Oh, but I must admit, she is beautiful. I like her. What's her name?"

"Mum!" Draco scolded.

"What, is it my fault she's more beautiful then that Parkinson girl?"

"Mum!" Draco whined, a faint blush appearing on his cheeks.

"Oh alright!" She snapped. "So answer the questions."

"I'm fine, yes, I eat three times a day, and sneak to the kitchen to gorge on a late night snack. Classes are well, I'm the top student in everything, I know. No, I haven't played Quidditch lately. Yes I have been painting, and I refuse to say." Draco answered every question in the order his mother asked.

"Ok, so...what's her name? Tell her come closer! I want to see her face." Narcissa looked eager to see Ginny.

"G.W. come here."

"Don't talk to her like that! She's a lady, you treat her with the respect you were brought up with!" Narcissa scolded.

Ginny hesitantly got off the bed and walked to the fireplace where Draco sat.

Narcissa whistled. "She is more than defiantly a wonderful model. Hello dear, I'm Narcissa Malfoy." Narcissa's hand came through the fireplace.

"I'm Ginny. Ginny Weasley." Ginny shook Narcissa's hand.

"Weasley? Ginevra Annabelle Weasley?" Narcissa asked, her face appearing to come through the fireplace.

"Yes..."

"Oh darling! I knew your mum growing up! She was a Ravenclaw, like me! We were in the same year. Oh the memories. She was supposed to marry Lucius you know, and I was supposed to marry Severus Snape." Narcissa sighed. "What went wrong, we'll never know. At least, never tell. You look healthy; your mother is really feeding you well. If you're anything like the Molly Prewett I knew, you must be a very curvy young lady. You have her legs. And her taste in men." She said knowingly.

Ginny blushed and glanced at Draco, deciding to have some fun. "Yes." She murmured idly, as she swept some hair out of Draco's eyes. "I guess I do." She leaned over and planted a chaste kiss on Draco's cheek.

Draco looked at her, surprise etched in his eyes. "Mother, is there anything you want to tell me?"

"Oh, yes, your Uncle Sirius just got married to his Hogwarts sweetheart." Narcissa said, a dreamy smile on her face. "And they adopted his godson. So, when he gets off for Christmas break, he'll have a little step-brother or sister on the way with a mum and dad!"

"His godson? Wouldn't he be Draco's step cousin?" Ginny asked, slightly confused.

"Yes, why?"

"No reason, I just wanted to know." Ginny said, looking at Draco with a smug grin on her face.

"And they moved near us. Just in walking distance. I go and see Sirius and his wife almost everyday."

"But mother, isn't that their honeymoon?" Draco asked, keeping his eyes on his mother, and not on Ginny.

"Darling, their honeymoon has been since before the wedding day, during, and after. It's been 5 weeks. I meant to tell you. But it was always Quidditch or homework."

"Anything else?" Draco questioned, growing increasingly uncomfortable with Ginny's smug eyes and semi wondering hand.

"Um, not now, Oh! Taffy's life partner has just had a baby. And I helped birth her. It was a baby girl. She was so cute, her name's Shirley."

"Ok."

"Alright darling. Oh, I have another floo coming in. I have to go."

"Alright mum."

"Be careful, eat lots, drinking tons of water, stay out of trouble, and be nice."

"Yes mother."

"I love you." She cooed.

Draco's eyes widened, "Mum!" He hissed, tilting his head to Ginny.

Narcissa laughed, "Come now honey, she's gonna have to hear you say it on your wedding day."

"Mum!"

"Narcissa, come now, give the boy his space." A voice said from behind Narcissa.

"Oh be quiet Severus, if I remember clearly, your mum sent letters everyday telling you she loved you. And when you got that howler for hexing Lucius at the end, she said, I love you Sevey-poo, Keep that little hooknose of yours out of trouble!"

"Honestly woman, you need to stop embarrassing the boy. He's almost of wizarding age."

"I love you mum." Draco mumbled and with that, Narcissa was gone.

"I love you mum." Ginny mimicked. "You know what this means, right?"

"What?" Draco got up and went to his bed to get some breakfast.

"I could black mail you."

"I could oblivate your memory."

"Can you?" Ginny asked as she walked to him.

"Yes." He took a croissant and smeared it was strawberry jelly.

Ginny crawled to him, slowly, hoping that she was being seductive. Draco looked at her curiously as she placed herself in between him and his breakfast. "But Draco," she whispered huskily. "How's your mum gonna like it if your girlfriend can't remember her?'

"Girlfriend?" Draco croaked. Ginny nodded and licked some strawberry jelly off his lip. Draco blinked and looked at Ginny. This girl must have been insane. "We could have broken up."

"Could we have?" She asked as she grinded her hips against him. Ginny couldn't help but to feel giddy. She was surprised that her voice hadn't wavered, and better yet, that Draco hadn't pushed her off of him.

"Yeah." Draco was in a daze from her being so close. He didn't know if it was because she was grinding on him. Or if it was because he knew she was half naked under his shirt.

"But we're gonna make Harry jealous."

"So what?" He asked, coming back to reality. "What does he have to do with anything?"

"He's your new step-cousin. And I'm your new girlfriend."

Draco looked at her and flipped her on her back and he climbed on top of her, crushing her with his weight. "Who said Potter would want you back?" He asked as his hand began to slide up and down her leg.

Ginny licked her lips and closed her eyes. "Who says I want Harry back?" She mumbled.

Draco smirked. "I don't know."

"Harry's always been jealous of you." She murmured. "You're handsome, elegant and you'll have a beautiful elegant and charming girl at your side. That has to piss him off. And you beat him in the last game."

Draco chuckled. It was true; he creamed Potter in their last game. "Maybe so, but who says you're beautiful?" Draco's hand moved under her shirt to stroke the top of her knickers.

She opened her eyes, desire burning in the depths of them. "Your mum." She said tauntingly.

"Hmm, she's a bit blind." He said leaning down to capture her lips.

"Morning Drake!" They both snapped their head to the voice, which belonged to Blaise Zambini. "Shit!" He swore looking away.

Draco got off Ginny and sat up. Ginny grabbed a pillow to cover her pants-less lap. "Jesus Blaise, ever heard of knocking?"

"Yea, but I knew you went to bed alone last night." Blaise said daring to look back at them. "Well hello, who are you?"

Ginny blushed. "I'm-"

"She's none of your business, why are you here?"

"Well, Aunt Cissa flooed me this morning, jumping for joy about Draco's new girlfriend. Uncle Sevey was to say the least, pissed, and he kept dragging her away from the floo, but she kept yelling at him, she finally got him to stop with a solid, threat. It was funny. She refused to tell me who," He put up quotation marks. "'The future Mrs. Draco Malfoy was.' But hinted that she would be in your room still. Uncle Sevey tried to stop me from barging in, but you know I don't listen to him!" Blaise concluded fixing himself breakfast and sipping on Draco's coffee. "Eck! Drake, you really need to add sugar to this mate."

"So, mum basically told you everything, right?" Blaise nodded.

"Oh and she meant to tell you, that Uncle Sirius and his wife and adopted kid are gonna be staying with you guys for Christmas holiday, and so am I and my mum and little monster." Blaise shivered and sat on the bed, eating his croissant and still drinking Draco's black coffee.

"Great." Draco said sarcastically.

"Yea, so who are you?"

"Ginny. Ginny Weasley."

"Sweet! Welcome to the family G.W." He winked at Ginny and got up. "Well, Hogsmeade weekend is today...so...yea...Draco, stay healthy, G.W. stay cute." He flounced out the room with Draco's coffee in his hand.

"The nerve of that prat..."

"Well," Ginny crawled off the bed looking around for her pants. "I have to go to Hogsmeade with Colin...so...I'll see you back here, say around 12?"

"For what?" Draco asked, watching her steadily.

"For our strategy."

"Strategy?"

Ginny nodded as she began to get dressed. "To make Harry rue the day he ever messed with Ginny Weasley." Once dressed, she blew a kiss at Draco and left without a second look at him.