Meet You There

Summary: Kagome is sick of seeing Inuyasha with Kikyou, and when Kouga comes into the picture, she has an idea: make Inuyasha jealous! But she never expected to start having these feelings for Kouga... And Kouga's long lost friend makes an appearance... KouKagInu

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I Fear Kanna: Thanks! Hmm…we'll have to see about that "naked Kouga" request… ;)

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V.X.O.: Kristen: Well, you know me, always trying to disappoint my dear Alex! (Alex: Don't worry, I'm getting her back later!) The main pairing in this story is Kouga/Kagome, but we can't spoil the ending, now, can we? ;) We'll leave you to wonder how we're ending this, 'cause we aren't saying anything! And we'll definitely check out your stories and review as well!

Darkmoonfang: (blushes)

Kevin: LOL! Thanks for reading, bud! And no, you want to be Kagome, remember?

And thanks also to Maggy, Chelsea, and Luna Eesha

Chapter 2:
I Wonder Why You Left Me Here­

Kagome followed Kouga as he led her back to his campsite.

Kouga couldn't help but smile to himself ever since she had given him her answer and consent into returning home with him. He would, at times, grin wider when he thought triumphantly about how Kagome, his Kagome, chose him over that dreadful Hanyou. As she walked on next to him, he would sneak glances at the girl he held in his arms just moments before, remembering the sensations he felt at her touch.

Was it normal to feel this way about a girl? Well, Kagome wasn't just any girl, Kouga knew; she was the girl that made him want to become even stronger, the girl that unknowingly got him to work harder, and the girl who had so easily captured his heart. In fact, he would've felt surprised, had he not felt his heart leap when her soft, soft hair tickled his nose, or when her hands supported herself on his chest as tears slid down her soft and flushed cheeks.

Kouga snuck another glance at his "woman". Every now and then, a stray tear would make its way downwards and drip off her chin, showing him that her sadness and anger at the Inu-Youkai was far from disappearing, although she wasn't to see him for as long as she could stand. Kouga felt as though a ton of bricks had hit him every time her eyes welled up with crystallized tears, or every time her hard stares into space practically burned holes in her shoes.

He looked forward again, getting a bit impatient from walking the entire way to the campsite, but Kagome had insisted that they walk so she could have a bit of extra time to think, not to mention that Kouga had accidentally let it slip out that the camp wasn't even too far a ways from where they were.

He cursed himself mentally. If he kept it to himself, she might've let him pick her up as he ran with his whirlwind of speed. Maybe then Kagome could've slept, as she looked like she really needed it. Bags were slowly but surely forming under her large eyes, but Kouga couldn't tell if it were because of sleepiness or because of frustration at InuYasha. Her hair was slightly out of place from the short run she took when she turned away from the Hanyou and the priestess, and her usually pale face was pink and flustered.

Continuing to look forwards, Kouga followed the thin trail through the woods. He sighed. It was typical and ironic, the fact that his campsite could be found at the end of the trail, whilst at the other end was InuYasha's camp. Yes, it was a long, windy trail that darted this way and that, hitting a small clearing every now and then, but Kouga thought it was best for Kagome to stay on trail, although he was sure her companions didn't always have her walk on one as they traveled.

Kouga snuck another look at Kagome. It amazed him to know that even in her depressed and moody state, she was still absolutely beautiful. His eyes quickly flickered down to her smooth, creamy legs, but they were soon looking back at her face. He was only male, and interested in the female body, but he was still a bit respectful to not undress any girl with his eyes, Kagome included.

Trying to settle his mind from one of his naughty thoughts, he pulled his eyes away from the girl next to him and walked on. Yes, his campsite wasn't far from InuYasha's and the others', but the walk was taking longer than expected. This was probably because of Kagome's slight pace difference as she slowed every once in a while. Kouga knew she was strong and pushed herself at times, but he could smell the exhaustion that was about to overcome her.

During these thoughts, a big yawn escaped from Kagome's mouth, causing Kouga to look at her once again. He knew she was becoming even more tired, and he stopped her from walking.

"What?" she yawned again, her voice still a bit quiet and lower than usual. "C'mon, Kouga, we have to get to your camp. Let's keep walking."

He shook his head at her innocent toughness. "You're not walking the rest of the way there, no way."

She opened her mouth again to protest, but he silenced her by picking her up bridal style, the same way he held her before he led her to InuYasha and the (unknown to him) priestess.

Kagome was going to cry out in surprise, but she kept her mouth shut. She was, actually, glad that the wolf youkai picked her up to carry her. She hated admitting her weaknesses, but she was exhausted, and more than happy to snuggle closer to Kouga's warm body.

Kouga looked up and was able to see the campsite from where they stood. He knew there was no point in running there now, and he decided to continue walking. Besides, the running might surprise the girl in his arms, or at the very least, wake her up a bit, when she should be getting rest.

As step after step was made, Kouga had the desire to make conversation with Kagome, as tired as he knew she was. Something was nagging him from the back of his mind, and he had to let her know…

"Kagome," he started, still looking ahead, "I'm sorry I had to be the one to show you Dog Turd and whoever that girl was, but I thought you had to know." A few seconds passed as he waited for a reply, but he got none. "Kagome?" he said softly, turning to her.

He smirked and let out a little chuckle.

She was asleep.

InuYasha let out a long sigh.

He continued to sit in the same spot where he and Kagome sat together earlier, staring around the forest and hoping she would emerge soon, although he knew she wasn't near from her lack of scent.

He was still absolutely guilty for the events earlier. He couldn't describe the pain he felt when Kagome looked into his eyes with such…hatred…and sadness… It was as though he plunged into a river colder than ice, just from that betrayed look he received from the girl he really truly loved.

His dog ears twitched as he looked up into the stars. He loved her. He loved her, and he was finally admitting this to himself. True, he had always known how he felt for Kagome, but he never…he never really told himself those three words.

It didn't surprise him in the slightest though, the fact that he loved her. What was Kikyou compared to Kagome? Nothing. This was the thought that surprised him. Kagome was, initially, Kikyou, and it was the priestess who wormed her way into his heart first. She was the one he wanted to change for, fifty years ago. She was the one who made him feel…feel for the very first time. So why was he-

No. He refused to believe it. He couldn't be moving on from her. After all these fifty years of her love, through her "betrayals" and attacks towards him, he still loved her. So why…why now was he no longer feeling this way about her?

Kagome…Kagome was special, and InuYasha knew he would die for her, as he nearly did many a time. But when did she completely take over his mind…and Kikyou's place in his heart? He could hardly ever stray his mind from Kagome nowadays…and he didn't know why. He wasn't complaining, no, not at all, but he longed to know why Kikyou was suddenly nothing to him anymore, relationship-wise.

Why…and when did his love for Kagome overcome his love for Kikyou?

"InuYasha," a voice interrupted his thoughts, "you should really get some sleep."

"Huh?" InuYasha turned around to face the speaker.

"Go to sleep," Sango said tiredly, stirring from her spot on Miroku's shoulder. A sleeping Kirara was curled up on her lap now, a paw over one ear. "It's almost morning, and you need to rest." She paused and looked around the camp. "Hey…" she woke up a bit more in surprise, "…where's Kagome?"

A pain sliced through InuYasha's heart as he glanced at the edge of the woods again, ignoring Sango's question.

Watching the Hanyou, she couldn't help but narrow her eyes and ask threateningly, "What did you do this time, InuYasha?"

He glared at the monk next to her, which didn't go unnoticed by the demon slayer. "Why don't you ask Miroku?" He was still hot-tempered at the Hentai for not keeping Kagome safe – not to mention, safe for him, himself – at camp.

Sango, not wanting to cause a scene just now, decided not to pry further into the events that had taken place whilst she slept. She leaned her head back on Miroku's shoulder.

Her eyes widened as she felt the monk's hand slowly inching towards her rear from her behind her back. She clenched her teeth together and growled, ramming his arm hard between her back and the tree behind them.

The Hentai opened one eye, and then the other, before giving Sango a childish pout. She just ignored it and looked away from him annoyingly as she readjusted herself so his hands wouldn't sneak their way down again.

The priestess rode a boat below her soul collectors as they traveled to a village a few miles away from her previous location. Grinning to herself mischievously, she chuckled. Her plan worked perfectly. It was quite a simple plan really, not to mention a very short one. But that was what made it so perfect. The plan was easy to accomplish, and easy to replay. There was only one purpose:

To win InuYasha.

It was an obvious fact that she knew, the fact that the wolf youkai who was obviously quite taken with her own reincarnation had made camp not far from InuYasha and that girl. He would be close by when she made her move on the Hanyou, and, because of his dislike of the said half-demon, he would take the girl to her and her love.

And once her reincarnation saw what she and InuYasha were up to, she would leave, most likely with the wolf. And then…then…InuYasha would be free for the taking.

This was an evil thing for her to do, compared to her familiar, kind self. But this was love, true love, and love was something worth changing for, wasn't it? It was worth dying for, it was worth living for, and it was worth the work she was doing. She did, however, feel the twinge of pity and guilt run through her non-functional veins. She was wise enough to know when not to meddle with love, but she may never feel like this again for anyone…she may never have the chance…

She frowned to herself. She knew of InuYasha's rapidly growing feelings for that…that Kagome, but she could do nothing about it.

Nothing but drive her away from him, despite consequences and cruelty.

She smiled menacingly, an uncharacteristic trait for the usually kind priestess, she knew. But she had an obvious reason to smile:

Her plans were working.

Kouga arrived at his campsite, Kagome still sound asleep. However, he did not try to stay quiet as he returned to camp, where a few of his friends were already awake.

"Kouga!" one of his friends called out, not noticing what he held in his arms. "Where'd you go?"

Another of his friends, however (not to mention a friend who was less daft), noticed the sleeping girl. "Hey," he glanced at her curiously, "isn't that Kagome?"

Not answering, Kouga walked closer to them, but stopped to carefully lay the sleeping girl down on the grass upright so she could lean against the smooth part of an overhead cliff. He, still slightly tired from lack of sleep (although he was used to it by now), sat next to her and placed a protective arm around her waist. He moodily turned away from his friends, not wanting to talk at the moment because of the guilt he felt sting him for leading Kagome to her heartbreak.

His friends understood that he didn't want to talk, and they left the two "lovers" alone. As Kouga once again studied Kagome's face, his arm around her, he slowly grazed his fingertips back and forth on her bare stomach, as her shirt had risen slightly, and his head rested lightly above the top of hers. He couldn't help but think how perfectly her head fit under his.

All the same, he found himself frowning. I'm so sorry, Kagome, he thought sadly.

Suddenly, something caught his eye. His pointed ears perked when he heard a nearby noise. A giant black wolf ran across the field that they camped out on, but it cut through to get behind large bushes so it would conceal itself from view. As if this wasn't surprising enough, Kouga stared as a young and familiar-looking girl ran after the wolf.

She hid herself behind a tree, but Kouga still saw her sniff the air. She paused in mid-sniff and caught his eye before following the wolf into the forest and out of sight.

Kouga looked around him to see if the other wolves or his friends noticed what he had just witnessed. The only company he had around him was asleep, and those who were awake were further off in the field, and for some reason, didn't notice the giant wolf or the girl, although all of Kouga's companions had their sharp sense of smell and sight.

But that wolf was…different. There was something peculiar about it, besides the fact that it was twice the size of the average wolf. And if the wolf wasn't suspicious-looking enough, there was still that girl…

When Kouga first saw that girl, he immediately thought of her, but she was gone before he could get a better look.

He felt even more guilt rise in him when he realized he had stopped thinking about his best friend, and how it was her death anniversary today.

All this chaos stirring between Kagome, InuYasha, and that priestess had driven his mind away from the one who needed to be thought of. Yes, Kagome was important too, and he didn't think forgetting about her was a good plan either, but to completely forget about her, his late best friend?

Kouga looked down at Kagome's sleeping form, his fingers still tracing subconscious patterns on her skin. He found himself smiling just by looking at her, and although watching her was pleasant, he looked to the area he had just seen the wolf and the girl.

How he missed his friend…how he missed her…

He looked at the girl beside him once more. Who knew that the two women he cared for the most would both plague his mind for two different reasons, but end up with the same feelings bothering him?

Guilt…care…and love.

Kouga tried focusing his mind on the girl he saw just minutes ago. It couldn't have actually been her, could it? No, it couldn't. She was dead. He sighed. It was as though his mind just made up that girl to remind him about her.

Once Kouga convinced himself that the girl he saw was just an illusion, and nothing more, he fell into his usual short sleep.

He woke three hours later, and felt a chill from the spot Kagome had taken up as she laid next to him. He looked to see the face of the girl to find that she was no longer there. His eyes widened as he sat completely upright and looked around in hopes to find the young miko.

"Kagome?" he called out worriedly.

She wasn't here in the fields…

And he couldn't smell her scent anymore.

Kagome walked back through the forest, following the trail she and Kouga had followed just hours before.

She smiled slightly at the thought of Kouga, but her lips turned downwards slightly when she remembered how she left the camp an hour before without letting him or any of the others at the site know. She had snuck out and avoided every wolf and youkai's eyes, not wanting to have anyone stop her from returning to camp to get her things.

She would have to explain to Kouga where and why she had gone, but it was too late to turn back now, not to mention that he was probably asleep still.

To avoid being detected, she told herself that she wanted to mask her scent, and little did she know that an invisible shield blocked in her smell and aura from others.

Kagome shrugged the slight guilt away for abandoning Kouga and his company temporarily, but she remembered that she was doing the same thing to InuYasha and her friends.

She sighed, hoping that the said Hanyou was asleep so she wouldn't have to face him, not yet at least. Coming closer to the campsite, Kagome slowed down in slight nervousness. She came to the last tree in her way before she would come into clear view of her friends.

She hid behind the tree, turned her head, and looked around it to make sure InuYasha was, in fact, asleep. She did not, however, see him, which didn't make her feel all that better, but she still slowly emerged from the forest and continued to make the last few steps to the camp.

She would have to lay low, she knew. Just in case InuYasha was awake, she had to stay clear from him. She would have to be very quiet, and not attract any attention –

"Kagome!" Shippou cried loudly. "Where have you been?"

Kagome smiled at the Kitsune as she stepped into the clearing. So much for laying low, she thought. Ah well, it's to be expected.

"I was…" What should she say? That she was with Kouga the rest of the night? That she was leaving them all to travel with him for a while? That she was only back so she could grab her stuff and make a run for it? Yes, she thought, the truth is always best. "I was with Kouga."

She heard a gasp of surprise from not only Shippou, but from Sango as well. "What were you doing with Kouga?" the demon exterminator asked.

Kagome shuffled her feet guiltily and stuttered, "I'm…well…I'm going to…um…I'm going to travel with him for a while."

Shippou and Sango gasped audibly. Kirara brushed against Kagome's leg affectionately, as though telling her not to leave.

"But Kagome," Sango protested, "you can't leave!"

"I can, and I will." Kagome was stern and stubborn, but her eyes softened as Sango and Shippou tried to reason with her about not going away.

"But what about InuYasha?" Shippou bounced up and down.

Kagome's face darkened slightly. Shippou obviously hadn't heard the events of the night before, at least not the ones after the thief got away, as he was sound asleep. She made a small noise of surprise, however, when she realized that she still couldn't see InuYasha at camp anywhere, or Miroku.

"Where's Miroku-sama and InuYasha?" she asked, confused.

"Looking for you," came the voice of her "beloved" Hanyou from behind her. "Now where were you?" he demanded, obviously not hearing her conversation with Shippou and Sango.

Kagome stood still, he back still to him. She didn't want to talk to him, or see him, at least not now after he betrayed her again. She remained quiet with anger at InuYasha, her arms crossed, glaring at her feet, which surprised Sango, Shippou, and even Kirara.

She felt a comforting hand on her shoulder, but she just shrugged it off so InuYasha's hand fell back to his side.

InuYasha himself felt heartbroken. Damn it, he loved this girl! He understood her coldness to him, but he couldn't help but feel hurt and shocked at the simple shrug of her shoulder. "Kagome, listen to me-" he started.

Kagome ignored him and moved towards her things. She rolled up her sleeping bag as InuYasha's words died on his lips. Once all her items were backed into her yellow bag (although for some reason, it didn't look too full at all), she turned to Sango, Shippou, Kirara, and Miroku.

"I'll see you guys later," she said as she pulled her bag onto one shoulder. Her four friends looked on in surprise, sadness, and confusion – except for Miroku, of course, who knew the conflict.

Kagome started to make her way back into the forest when she felt herself being pulled back.

"I'm not letting you go," InuYasha growled pleadingly, hurt and regret lacing his voice tremendously, "not until you tell me just where you think you're going!"

Kagome looked at the Hanyou straight in the eye for the first time since she arrived that morning. Her gaze was cold and full of temporary hatred, but it pierced his usually cold heart. "Away from you," she muttered softly, but everyone heard her. She broke free from InuYasha's grasp and hurried into the distant forest.

InuYasha couldn't believe what he was hearing. Kagome really didn't want to be with him. She was leaving him, and all he ever did was love her. Well, he did betray her, but it wasn't intentional, and all the same, she was leaving.

Suddenly he felt a wave of anger and frustration flow over him. He wasn't going to let Kagome leave him so easily. He took off after her, hearing the distant sigh from Miroku.

"Kagome!" he cried, running after her. "Kagome, listen to me!"

She continued to ignore him, hoping that Kouga would show up - although she still thought he was asleep – for tears were already forming in her eyes.

"Kagome!" InuYasha called again. "Wait up!"

She took off in a sprint. "Go away, InuYasha!" she cried. "Please! Just leave me alone for once!"

She looked down and clenched her eyes shut, but only for a moment, as she didn't want to trip and fall. She soon got tired, and she knew the Hanyou was faster than her and would catch her anyway, and she slowed into a walk again, hearing him catch up.

"Baka, why do you always do this to me?" she crossed her arms in front of her. "You go off with Kikyou and then come back and expect me to forgive you! I'm sick and tired of it! This time, I will not forgive you, InuYasha!"

She stopped completely and turned around to face him, as he was now directly behind her. Tears were freely flowing down her face. "So leave me alone!"

InuYasha was taken aback, afraid of the miko in front of him, but shocked and saddened at the same time. He was speechless, and felt as though he couldn't move. He could just watch as she turned away from him again and walked far, far from him.

Kagome… he cried in his thoughts. I'm sorry… Please…please come back, Kagome! Come back to me! He fell to his knees, looked down, and let one lone tear slide down his face.

"Kagome!" Kouga called out loudly as he searched for her. "Kagome!" He had been looking for her for quite some time now. Where the hell is she? Kouga's thoughts were screaming in his head.

He jogged through the woods slowly so he wouldn't pass Kagome if she was coming back. He had also sent out the wolves and his friends to search for her elsewhere, but he was searching the area he thought she would most likely be in: the area closest to InuYasha's camp.

He knelt down on one knee, looking around the area that he was standing in. He stood in silence, listening and waiting for Kagome.

He was shocked a few seconds later when he smelt tears, and not just tears, but Kagome's tears. This was strange…he was not able to smell her earlier…then why was her scent coming straight at him from close by, and so suddenly? He shrugged the fact off, content that he had found Kagome all the same, and he sprinted to the area he detected the smell from.

"Kagome?" he called soothingly, slowing down.

The said girl looked up at the wolf youkai, eyes filled with tears. "Kouga!"

He ran toward her, taking her into his arms. He was terrible at comforting girls, but he seemed to be doing this a lot for Kagome lately, and he felt warmth in his heart whenever he did. He placed his hands on her back, one of them hitting the yellow backpack she wore around her shoulders. He raised an eyebrow at it.

"Kagome," he whispered, "what happened? Are you alright?"

Kagome took a deep breath through her fallen tears. She had always tried to make herself seem strong, and she hated the fact that InuYasha was the one who broke her down so often. Going to camp was probably not a great idea, and just seeing his face made her heart break all over again. "I don't want to talk about it right now, Kouga," she whispered apologetically.

He seemed to understand, however, and he rested his lips on the top of her head. He felt her sigh from below him.

Kagome seemed to just notice where Kouga's hands were rested, and although they were much higher than where Miroku's hands tended to be, she grew ever so slightly uncomfortable.

She grabbed the hand that was on the small of her back and slowly made her way out of his grasp. Kouga looked down into her eyes, which were full of pain. They masked his slightly, as he was hurt at the thought of Kagome not wanting him to hold her close.

Not knowing what to say, he picked her up in the usual bridal style he carried her in, but not before removing the backpack from her shoulders so he could carry it himself.

With that, he and Kagome left the area and headed back "home".

Moriko sat down next to her wolf companion after a successful hunt. There wasn't much to do except sleep now, and Yasuo was one step ahead of her.

Curling up next to a tree, she thought about the wolf youkai she made eye contact with last night while she and Yasuo were hunting. She felt as though she had seen him before, but she couldn't think of where. Not only that, but she couldn't even remember ever encountering him. She replayed many memories of when she lived with other wolf youkai, but every time she tried to remember something, it quickly turned into a blur.

Moriko sighed loudly, making Yasuo's ears twitch. She could somehow see very few memories clearly without being interrupted by a blur, but they seemed like dreams, as though they weren't real at all, although she could feel that they were.

She picked out one memory – or dream – that she remembered, as there were not many, and she replayed that one treasured childhood memory…

+Flashback+

A young Moriko sat by the river that was in front of the den, but in a hidden spot so she wasn't out in the open. She sighed, enjoying the cool tickling of water moving around her feet.

She turned abruptly, hearing the snap of a twig. She searched for any oncoming danger, but seeing none, she went back to relaxing. Or at least…she looked like she was relaxing. In reality, she kept alert. She sat in the same spot for a few seconds when she heard someone running towards her.

Still acting like she didn't hear anything, Moriko sat until she heard the animal or youkai jump. Right before it landed on top of her, she moved out of the way, causing the boy to land into the water.

"Hey!" the boy spit out water. "Why'd you move?"

She smirked and acted innocently. "Umm…because we're playing hide and seek, and I don't really like being It."

The boy groaned. "But I'm always It!" he argued.

Moriko looked at the boy. His face was a blur to her, but his long black hair and blue eyes stood out at her. "Because you're always too loud when you try to sneak up on me!"

Moving the dark hair out of his eyes, a plan hatched in the boy's mind. He smirked to himself and tried to get out of the river, but he slipped on a rock, and down he went. He attempted this again, but to no avail. He tried one last time…

Hearing his friend's laughter, he fell yet again. He looked up at her and asked her to help him up. She walked over to her friend's younger version and held out her hand. She realized what she had done a bit too late:

She had fallen for the lamest trick in the book.

The boy pulled her into the water with him. Laughing when she swam to the surface of the river, she splashed him. Of course, he retaliated and splashed back. Then she splashed him again, and he fought back. It ended up into a huge splash fight, and the two played together until they heard the distant calling of their mothers.

"Aww…" Moriko and her friend whined. Their hour of playtime was over.

They made their way out of the water. Moriko was absolutely soaked. Her clothes, like her friend's, were stuck to her skin and seemed as though they were twice their usual size. Her hair seemed longer as well, water droplets dripping from her nose.

Moving her soaked hair out of her eyes, she looked at the wet boy, who was leading her the short distance to the den.

He looked back at her, his wet black hair plastered to the skin on his forehead.

He smiled back at her.

And that was all she remembered.

+End of Flashback+

Moriko sighed again. She missed her friend, whoever he was. But then again, she didn't even know if he was alive, or even real.

But the figure in her dream, although he was faceless, reminded her of the youkai she saw during the hunt. Could there be a resemblance? No, there couldn't. She couldn't just make eye contact with the first guy she saw with long, dark hair and assume he was the boy in her dreams.

But after seeing all her other friends' dead bodies when she returned to that den some time ago, she wasn't sure anymore. He did remind her a lot of the boy in her dreams…

Her head snapped up. She remembered something…she remembered…a name.

Kouga…

Was this the name of boy? The name of the man she saw just hours before? Maybe both? She shook her head. No, it couldn't be both. It had to be the name of the boy in her dreams, the boy who she knew had to really exist.

Moriko had a determined look on her face. She knew what she had to do. She had to find this "Kouga" character, and maybe then…maybe then would she regain her memory.

A/N:

Hello again!

In case anyone's wondering, there's a certain way we're writing this together, even though we only see each other a few times a month. Alex writes her 6 or 7 pages (or whatever) of the new chapter. Kristen, as she's Alex's beta reader, fixes up any grammar problems, and then adds detail or scenes that Alex never explained. At the end, the whole chapter ends up to be a total of around 15 pages. The end!

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Disclaimer:

Alex: (to audience) Okay, in case you didn't bother to read the last disclaimer, Kristen really PEEVED me off! How many of you thought that was evil? (everyone raises hands) Yes, well, today I'm going to get her back! Ok everyone, now we're gonna bring her out right now, and little does she know, she's gonna cry veeeery soon!
Kristen: (enters) Uh...hey Alex? You aren't still mad about the last chapter, are you?
Alex: (pretends to not care) Me? No! Of course not! (giggles to self)
Kristen: Okay, good, cuz I thought you were gonna get me back for that.
Alex: Me? NO! What makes you say that?
Kristen: (starts to answer, but Alex interrupts her)
Alex: As a matter of fact, I have a treat for you!
Kristen: Really? What is it?
Alex: Okay, well see that glass box over there? Now, go over and stand in it. (Kristen goes inside, and Alex locks the door) Okay, well now you see those three doors over there?
Kristen: Yeah...
Alex: (uses announcer voice) Well, behind Door Number 1, we have...INUYASHA! (crowd goes wild) Behind Door Number 2, we have CHOCOLATE SYRUP! (crowd goes wild AGAIN) And last, but not least, behind Door Number 3, we have MIROKU! (crowd does NOT go wild, mainly because they've all been violated) Now, Kristen, pick which door you want!
Kristen: (panics) Uh...uh...THIS IS SO HARD TO CHOOSE!
Alex: Well, you only have 5 more seconds...3...2...1...TIME'S UP! Now here's the prize: YOU GET TO WATCH ME ENJOY ALL YOUR PRIZES!
Kristen: DOUBLE-YOU TEE EFF?
Alex: Okay, Kristen, what would you do with all these prizes? (Kristen motions Alex to come into the box; she then whispers her answer, not realizing that the door is open and she could make her escape) But...but... It's irrational! It's impossible! It's against my religion!
Miroku: (comes out from behind his door) HEY! THAT'S MY LINE FROM EPISODE "Nakaru and Sesshomaru Join Forces"!
Alex: (ignores him) Oh well, who cares about the irratinal-ness, impossible-ness, and against-my-religion-ness? LET'S DO IT! (opens all 3 doors, takes syrup, and...)
Kristen: There's only ONE way to stop Alex from abusing my presents! (prepares herself) KOUGA! (everyone sees approaching whirlwind)
Alex: Hey, Kristen? How come whenever Kouga runs, there's a whirlwind?
Kouga: (shows up, all dizzy) I have advice for all you who want to run in whirlwinds: NEVER run in circles so much.
Alex: (looks at Kouga whilst Kristen drools over her 3 prizes) Hey Kristen? Truce?
Kristen: TRUCE! (Alex and Kristen enjoy their "prizes") Hey, wait a second! We forgot the disclaimer, and that's the whole point of this thing!
Alex: Well, you, me and Kouga said it last time, and InuYasha and Miroku can't do it because they're too naughty, so how about we let the chocolate syrup do it? (calls syrup)
Chocolate Syrup: Kristen and Alex don't own anything. 'Nuff said.
+Prizes Disappear+
Kristen and Alex: (throws Chocolate Syrup away) We're never eating chocolate syrup again.

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