Disclaimer: See ch. 1
Just another morning…
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"Ow! Hey! Give that back!"
"No way I had it first!"
"No you didn't! You just stole it from me you jerk!"
"That's because little girl's shouldn't be allowed to do alchemy!"
"DDDAAAAADDDDYYY!"
A man with midnight black hair groaned under the covers. 'Not again,' He thought tiredly. "Riza…" he grumbled, poking his wife.
"Forget it…it's your turn," Riza muttered back, burying her head under the pillow to drown out the arguing of her two children.
"DAAADDYYY! Kyle took my alchemy book!" A girl with black hair ran into the room and stood next to her parent's bed.
'I wonder if my gloves are anywhere nearby,' Roy thought irritably.
"I DID NOT! DAD SHE'S LYING!"
"AM NOT!"
"Are too!"
"Not!"
"Are!"
Two shots rang out through the master bedroom, as Riza, finally fed up with the screaming, took the handgun that always sat on the nightstand next to her bed. "Kyle give your sister back her book or do you want your father to get out his gloves again?"
"But she started it!"
"Did not!"
This time, fire shot past the two children, making them eep. "Out…now!" Mustang said as calmly as possible, his eyebrow twitching irritably.
Shoving the book back in Alyssa's arms, Kyle sulked out of the room, with his sister humming happily behind him, occasionally giving a taunting "Nyah, Nyah."
Riza flopped back on the bed and put her gun back in its rightful place, as Roy did the same with his gloves.
"No more kids?" Roy asked, tilting his head to see Riza with her eyes closed.
She nodded and grinned. "Yeah…no more kids," she said, before falling back asleep, but not before hearing a soft "damn," to the right of her.
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Uh…I had another ending I could have gone with…but I think this one is slightly amusing. Anyway…REVIEW!