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Kung fu furbies ch4 – Shopping and the dancing Leprechans

The Bahamas

"So Koenma how goes everything in spirit world. Its so nice to be able to relax so much."

"Hehe oh ya know dad same as always. Demons trying to escape, sprits coming and going, evil furbies trying to take over, putting up with yusuke,…"

With a sudden look of alertness Lord Enma sat up in his chair and looked at Koenma." Wait did you say something bout evil furbies trying to take over."

Relising his grave error Koenma quickly corrects himself. " What no where did you hear that. Its simply ludicrous I said…. Um…. Dancing leprechauns, yes that's it those dratted dancing leprechauns Botan is in love with. Hehehehehe" As he finishes this his eyes dart around as if one of those furbies um I mean dancing leprechauns is going to attack him.

"Dancing Leprechauns, hmmmmm maybe Botan could use a break."

Mall: Store – Hot topic

" Yes this is perfect how could he resist me in this." Keiko is standing there holding a hot pink leather mini skirt. Which is rather disturbing cuz I don't think Hot Topic would ever have anything of the sort but anyway.

" Um yeah Keiko what part of WE'RE SHOPING FOR ME DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!" Every one in the store stops to stare at Yukina after she yelled out that last bit. "Hehehe um yeah right back to shopping."

"Oh here we go this is the perfect skirt for you Yukina." Botan holds up a black dress that had a red dragon winding around the dress starting at the bottom and ending at the top. It had a high oriental collar and the skirt came to mid thigh standing up. It was mad from silk and fit Yukina very well.

"Um you guys do you think this looks ok." Yukina was very red in the face at the fact of wearing something so reveling.

Keiko looked at her and smiled knowing why Yukina would be so uncomfortable. " Well it was you're idea. Besides its not that bad."

Botan was having a bit of a problem trying not to break out into hysterical laughter at the look of her friend.

Then a really hot and I mean really hot like Heath Ledger, or Orlando Bloom hot type guy walked over to Yukina. " Hey My names Blake and I couldn't help seeing how very good you look. So I was thinking maybe we could get together sometime." And then he winked at her.

"………"

" I'm sorry you'll have to excuse our friend she's a little out of it."

" Hi Blake my names Botan and while my 2 friends my be taken I'm quite free"

" Botan come. Hehehe sorry to have to leave so soon. Bye." Keiko then had to drag her 2 friends over to the register to pay for the dress along with a pair of heels that had dragons on them and a pair of dragon earrings, and a pair of fishnets.

Then as they were finally leaving the store Yukina turned and looked at Botan. "You were going to try and steal my man weren't you."

" Ok 1st of all he was not your man, 2nd your going out with Kuwabara, and 3rd you were staring at him so I took the opening." Botan simply smiled at the very mad fire demon.

"Hey look at café lets go get something to eat." Yes Keiko does know how to stop a fight. She is dating Yusuke after all.

In a forest somewhere in Japan

"I think we're lost."

"We're not lost."

"That tree looks really familiar."

"It's a tree and we're in the forest THERE ALL GUNA LOOK ALIKE!"

"Wait, now I know we've been here before. See that's that ribbon I tied to that tree… 3…hrs…..ago. WE'VE BEEN WALKING A BIG CIRCLE FOR 3 BLOODY HRS! Face it fox we're lost."

Kurama looked closer at the ribbon that Hiei had just pointed out only to see that he was indeed right. Curse him! The stupid little fire demon wasn't supposed to be able to tell direction. Which was the case as to why he had been in charge of finding the furbie headquarters. Needless to say he wasn't going to let the demon get the last word. "No its not" He smirks, oh yeah like to see him go against that.

"Yeah it is. See it's the same color as this one" Hiei holds up his other red ribbon that had been tied to his sword.

" Well if that is true and we have been wondering around in a circle then why did you pick me to find where we're going." Oh yeah he was good.

" Fox quit playing with your hair and figure out where we are." Hiei just couldn't help it, but that habit of Kurama's to play with his hair so much just wasn't right. Sure spirit foxs have a reputation of taking really good care of his hair, but his was just ridiculous.

" What I can't help it I twirl my hair with out think. Its just so silky smooth." - Hiei

In the same forest in the conspicuous tree

The evil sound of mechanical clucking is herd and the rustling of fake feathers. Then an evil mechanical voice spoke very quietly. " Hehehe that is the perfect idea. If this fox has such an attachment to his hair we may just have to use it to our advantage."

More mechanical laughter and rustling. Oh the evilness of it all. "Hic a bic a boo."

"Husha"

In a closet in spirit world

"Its brilliant I tell you brilliant. With this they wont be able to track me. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT EVIL SATALIGHTS OF DOOM!" Yusuke then puts on his head a hat made out of tinfoil. This contraption is ment to block and or scramble the satellite signals that read our brain waves in order to track and control us.

" Dude you total got it going on. More power to the people. Down with the system." Ahhhhhhhhhhh no the squirrels have invaded my fic. Oh well there not actually evil in this on so yeah.

" Yeah they can't touch us know. Yes you are going crazy Yusuke I am a dancing leprechaun but then again he is a squirrel bent on world destruction. So lets just live it up, and break it down."

The group consisting of Yusuke, the squirrel, and the dancing leprechaun brake out into a dance to 'can't touch this' by MC Hammer.

In a hallway in the spirit world castle

George stops and looks around. "Is that Hammer I hear?"

Back to Yusukey and co.

"Wait I think I hear voices. Quick hide." Yusuke ducts behind a bucket and mob as the other 2 keep dancing.

At the FH

" George reporting for duty sir."

" Ah good how did the stakeout go? Did you get any useful information on the next target?"

" Yes Sir we got some really good information on the next victim. Hehehehehe."

"hic a bic a bo"

"hosha"

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