Wow I finally updated. (Looks at readers, then drops to my knees). I'm sorry please don't kill me.

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A/N: I'm really sorry if this chapter sux but I've had major writers block and haven't really been in a good mood to write humor. Also if you haven't seen FLCL don't worry cuz the chapter will still make sense. I hope.

Some where on Earth in the middle of the woods

"Have you heard about the Vespa Girl?"

"Vespa Girl?"

Kurama looked over at Hiei. " Yeah the Vespa Girl. From what I heard she's crazy and likes to hit people with her guitar."

Hiei was slightly confused at were this had come from since only a minute ago they had been talking bout how to find the Furbie Headquarters. He was pretty sure the kitsune had finally lost his mind. " Kurama what the hell are you talking about?" Then it dawned on him. Kurama had been reading the weird manga again. " You've been reading FLCL again haven't you."

" What, oh yeah, hehehehehhe." Kurama twitched as he laughed. Hiei slowly put some distance between him and kurama. Last time this happened he'd ended up with a splitting head ach and no recollection of the last 3 days. Needless to say he wasn't keen to do that again.

High in the trees watching our would-be heroes is the horrid fubies. With there little plastic talons and micro fiber wings and mechanical plastic beaks. They sit as still as statues while they watch there pray oh so carefully.

" Hic."

" Bob stop it. They might hear us."

Bob looked at his partner. " Hic, sorry I can't, Hic, help it."

His partner, whom we shall call Jim, glared at him. " Well hold your breath and hang upside down or something."

There was a rustle of leaves as Bob fell 3 feet after he attempted to hang upside down. Jim rolled his small beady eyes. Then he heard it.

" AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

" Heheheheh perfect we have our next victim. Come Bob and stop fooling around. Freddie won't be happy if we botch this." Jim was quite pleased that his plan had worked so well.

Bob just managed to fall rest of the way out of the tree. In his opinion Jim was a jerk and Freddie was crazy but hell if was guna risk getting deep-fried for not following orders.

He looked at there struggling captive as Jim called in to be beamed up. This one looked like a girl and was muttering something about a Vespa. " Not guna ask."

" Bob stop muttering to yourself and grab the captive."

Hiei was walking ahead of Kurama trying to ignore his ranting about how cool it would be to have robots sprout out of your head and then to have a robot to fight them in. Really he didn't get it kurama was supposed to be the smart on how did he end up like this. He really just wished Kurama would disappear.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

Hiei wiped around to see that he was all alone. Something had happened to Kurama. He was gone just like that, almost like he had disappeared. The he smiled he had gotten his wish. Oh yes he was smug he now had the ability to make people disappear. He'd have to use it on the Baka next time he was flirting with Yukina.

" Hehehehehhe. Hic A Bic A Bo."

Hiei froze he new that evil laugh. Oh no the Furbies had gotten Kurama. Damn that meant no new mental abilities. On the other had Kurama would probably drive them crazy with his FLCL rants.

Hiei smiled smugly feeling the mission complete when he heard it. It was a dull rumble at first then it became clearer. It sounded like a motorcycle or…….. "No"

"ready or not HERE I COME N' GET IT!"

Hiei barely had time to think before he was knocked out cold by a girl on a yellow vespa.

" Hehehhee. Oh yeah that was fun." Haruko smiled. No one got away with calling her dumb. Not even feisty little fire demons from other animes.

In a closet in spirit world

Yusuke looked at the chocolate bar he was eating to realize there was something gold in it. "Oh my it's a …a.. Golden Ticket. It's a Golden Ticket. I get to see Willy Wonka's factory."

" A Golden Ticket wow lucky you get a whole lot of chocolate."

" And get to be harassed by ompa lumpas and deranged puppets."

Yusuke and the leprechaun looked at the squirrel. " What I say the movie."

A quaint café in down town Tokyo

" Wow what an eventful day." Keiko tried and failed to break the awkward silence that had fallen between her friends.

" Oh yes a beautiful day to steal someone's guy." Keiko groaned she knew were this was going.

" He wasn't your guy he was free game and you didn't act quick enough."

Keiko moved back in time to miss the spoon thrown across the table. Oh yeah this was going to get ugly.

" Free game hello he was so talking to me and did u miss the look he gave you when you started to talk to him. He looked like he wanted to hurl. Though I suppose look at your face would make anyone sick."

It was on now. Looks had been insulated. " Yukina you don't mean that. Now Botan, PUT DOWN THAT CHAIR." Keiko barely had time to duck as a chair was hurled at Yukina.

Yukina hit the floor as the chair sailed over her head. " Ha you missed." Yukina said as she stood up, and got nailed with a right hook by Botan.

"Oo." Keiko cringed as she watched the fist make contact. By now a large crowd had gathered including the café manager.

" You have a boyfriend Yukina and by the way I've had many guys call me beautiful, and I could have any guy I want."

Pow, right in the kisser. Who knew little harmless Yukina could punch so hard. " Wow getting hit on my a dead guy there's something to be proud of."

Before Botan could hit her again 2 big guys came over and grabbed both Yukina and Botan. Botan struggled but couldn't get free. Yukina on the other hand flipped the guy grabbing her over her shoulder. She smiled and then fell over. Behind her stood Keiko who had knocked her out.

Keiko turned to the manager gave him a fifty and said " Sorry about the mess. I'll just be taking my friends and then well go."

" Sorry miss I don't think so. I all ready called the cops. Miss? Miss are you ok?" Keiko had passed out at the mention of being arrested.

Furbie headquarters' torture chambers

" No, no you don't get it. She's here to stop Medical Mechanical from smoothing out all the wrinkles so we can't think. Well that and she's looking for Atomsk the pirate king." Kurama was rambling on as his captives tide him to a chair after putting him in a straight jacket.

" Damn it Bob make him shut up." Jim had finally snapped.

" No we don't want him to shut up we need him to tell us how to get into the castle. The last victim had no idea." Jim and Bob turned around at the sound of their master's voice.

" Of course master."

Freddie walked over to Kurama. " So Kitsune are you going to tell me what I want to know?"

Kurama looked at him, blinked and said " No."

Freddie sighed, why did they always have to resist. " Commence the torture."

"What torture? What are you guna do to me?" Then he saw it: scissors, black goop, razors, dirt, gum, and many other horrible things to put in your hair. Kurama gulped, " What exactly are you going to do with that stuff?"

" Hehehehehehe. Hic A Bic A Bo."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…."

" Are you pleased master."

"What with his torture? Yes, George, I am but I hope it does yield some information."

" Of course master."

The end of yet another whacked out chapter. I actually like this one. Maybe I should listen to The Pillows more often when I write. Anyway mucho gracias to all my reviewers: Lecheecopae, dark-demonic-angle, ferriswheel, purple chicken master, saiya-flame-urameshi, Zoe, ChichirisLverGirl, Hime Mint-chan, ice kit, crystal koneko, rose spirit, yoshimi minamino. Hope ya'll liked it. Cherrio