Disclaimer: I wish I owned Beyblade…

Tala: -chained to a wall-

Jolt: Having fun?

Tala: I am being crushed to death by a fan girl while being chained to a wall… what the hell do you expect! NO!

Signe: TALA-KUNS!

Jolt: I'll leave you two alone…

Tala: No… please… no… don't leave me! HEEEEEELP!

Hilary's eyes fluttered open to the horrific screams of a banshee. She sat up and looked about the Dojo where everyone had crashed the night and made her way out still in her nightclothes. What she found was Jolt, with a camera, Daichi and Joseph all laughing their asses off at Tyson running back and forth on the roof that appeared to be covered in aluminium foil.

Slowly everyone made their way out and saw the sight. All except Kai where present. That is until Hilary noticed Kai over near a tree with a huge grin on his face and a lump in his pocket, obviously a wallet.

Subconsciously Hilary checked the time and noted it was about midday. Then she realized today was meant to be the hottest day of the month at over 40 degrees Celsius. She looked at Jolt and demanded, "Why are you doing this?"

"Cause its funny and we haven't gotten to the good part yet!" Jolt replied.

"I'm afraid to ask." She sweatdropped. Sudden there was a loud bang followed by even more shortly after.

Tyson screamed and began hopping/running across the roof while the guilty party roared with laughter.

"And what was that?" Hilary asked.

"Fire Crackers." Kai replied.

"I planned it to happen like this. As you know when exposed to heat aluminium foil heats up greatly. Since my calculations proved correct the foil heated up enough to set off the fire crackers we planted under the foil… causing the Tyson dance!" Jolt said as if it was a common every day thing.

Hilary sighs and gives up since everyone was laughing. Oh well… maybe this will get Tyson to train more…

The next day Hilary had managed to force Jolt to go shopping with her. They where at the Bay City central mall and Jolt was currently holding a bag in each hand, both belonging to Hilary. He stood boredly outside some clothing shop, he didn't know what it was called due to the fact the sign was in Japanese and he couldn't read it.

Jolt was about to sit down when Hilary walked out and handed him some more bags. She smiled at him and began to walk off but stopped when she noticed he wasn't following. Jolt spoke defiantly, "I refuse to take another step until we get a damn trolley!"

Hilary sighed, Man he's stubborn… she shook her head and replied, "Fine I'll get one… you just wait here ok?" And Jolt watched her jog off around a corner.

He waited patiently outside the store again. He shut his eyes and meditated until he heard a young boy cry out. "H-HEY! Give me back my beyblade!" The boy was crying.

Jolt looked over and saw what was happening. A sixteen year old was forcibly taking an eight year olds beyblade after a match. "HA! A deal is a deal! You lost so its mine now!" The older boy laughed.

Jolt walked over and demanded, "You return that beyblade now…" He put the shopping down and pulled off his backpack and looked through it. He pulled out a beyblade and announced, "Or you will have to face me and if I win I get both blades."

The kid grinned, "Sure thing… names Duran… remember it cause soon your beyblade will belong to me!"

Jolt smirked and removed the bit chip from the beyblade replaced it with Sol Dragon. He looked over the blade he held. It was his Dragoon V that he had bought from a shopping centre when his mother had taken him bowling. Now he was going to use it in a match. He had modified it with a magnetic weight disk.

Jolt set up ready for launch just as Duran was ready. The two faced off and listened to the count down, "3… 2… 1… LET IT RIP!" The two launched at the same time. Jolt seemed to rip the ripcord out harder then any had seen as he roared a fearsome battle cry off, "BANZAI BADONGA!"

The cry did exactly what Jolt had planned and threw Duran off his launch halving his power. The two blades slammed into each other and sparks shot everywhere. Jolt went on the offensive immediately and started to push Duran back before suddenly backing off.

"This is the end… SOL DRAGON! OMEGA BURST!" Jolt roared as black energy swirled around him. His bit beasts power erupted and the beyblade slammed into Duran's in a black blur blowing it to pieces.

Beyblade parts fell into the centre of the ring as Sol Dragon on the Dragoon V blade returned to Jolt who had a satisfied grin on his face. "Now… return the kids blade…" Duran did so with out hesitating and Jolt continued, "And I beat you without my true beyblade… that was only a sample of my and my bit beasts power…"

Duran's eyes widened in shock and he ran as fast as he could. Jolt smirked in satisfaction at Duran's retreating form when the crowd that had watched the match swarmed around him. His eyes widened as he tried to answer their questions, "Yeah, I'll compete in the tournament, No I don't have a girlfriend, No you may not grope me! What! Sign your boobs? What the hell?"

Hilary stood nearby and blinked as the crowd swarmed all over Jolt. She had relocated the shopping into the trolley and was watching as Jolt disappeared under a mass of bodies, "Sheesh… he beat some loser from what I understand and now he's a hero…? Oh my God… why are there panties on his head…?" Her eyes widened as she blushed.

It took a good hour for Hilary to disperse the crowd with the help of several parents and a very fat police officer. Jolt lay twitching on the ground muttering things so obscene Hilary beat him on the head several times before he got the point to shut up.

She sighed and looked him over. His clothes where in one piece other then several hand marks all over and several female hand marks on his groin. His face had about 6 lipstick marks and he still had the panties on his head, up close you could see written, "call me" and then a number. She shook her head and sighed, "That's it… we are buying you more clothes."

"With what?" Jolt replied, out of the corner of his eye he could see the police officer silently laughing at his appearance but he continued anyway, "I have no money!"

"Oh that's easy!" Hilary beamed and pulled out a mobile. She quickly dialled a number and said, "Hi Kai!" Jolt rolled his eyes.

"What do you want Hilary?" Kai muttered over the phone.

Hilary switched to Japanese much to Jolt's frustration so that he couldn't understand the rest of the conversation. That or so she could talk faster, he had no idea. She looked at Jolt's clueless face after finishing the call and laughed.

His face was literally blank.

"What the hell did you say to him?" Jolt asked.

Hilary went wide eyed as she worked it out, "You don't know Japanese… do you?"

"I know a little… but basically nothing of the language." Jolt admitted.

Hilary just grinned evilly.

They waited, for Kai Jolt assumed, and Jolt looked at the large clock. It had been another hour since Hilary had made the call and he thought the bishi wouldn't show up. He was wrong a, "Humph." From behind the two announced to arrival of Kia… followed by the screams of his fan girls.

Jolt's first thought was, 'How does he get all the chicks?'

He didn't have the time to contemplate as Hilary grabbed them, threw them in the trolley and ran like the wind.

Jolt and Kia where cheek to cheek as they flew around a corner in the trolley with Hilary in control. Both where shouting warnings to either Hilary or the innocent bystanders.

"OLD GRANNY DEAD AHEAD!" Jolt screamed.

"OUTTA THE WAY KID!" Kia screeched.

"OOOH! NICE BOOBED CHICK AT 10 O'CLOCK!"

"WHOA! NICE! AAAAHHH! STALL AT 12 O'CLOCK!"

"BANZAI!" Hilary laughed insanely as they ploughed head first into a vegetable stand.

Jolt took a banana out of his mouth while Kai removed an apple from both eyes. Both looked back to see Hilary's face wedged between their asses. She looked up and screamed. The two looked at each other then strait ahead and both screamed.

They slammed strait into the butt of the fattest woman of all time. Worse then that all three and the trolley got stuck!

The woman looked behind her and saw a trolley sticking out and three pairs of legs. She heard a girl cry in distress, "I hope no one looks up my skirt!"

Then she heard a boy with an Australian accent reply, "Right now… that the least of your problems…"

Then she heard another voice, "Well this is awkward…"

The woman asked, "Exactly… how… did this happen…?"

The Australian spoke up, "You see ma'am… my friend Kai has a fan club… an all female fan club and all of them seemed to be nearby when he showed up… so we kinda ran in a strait line that ended with you…"

The woman laughed, "Well I knew all this extra cushioning would come in handy some day!"

With some help from the woman's son the three where freed as well as their trolley. They quickly thanked her and apologized and went on their way.

Jolt looked between Kai and Hilary and as they walked and said, "Lets do that again!"

"NO!" They both screamed in unison!

Jolt: Longer chapter then normal this time around!

Tala: Oh yeah… can I go now…?

Jolt: Only if she lets you go. –Points at Signe-

Signe: TALATALATALATALATALATALATALATALATALA!

Tala: Oo will I ever be free?

Kai: Not likely

Hilary: Read, Review and have a cookie! –Gives out cookies-