Disclaimer: I own several Beyblades but not the rights to the products.
Signe: -twitch- Ew…
Jolt: enough twitching…
Jeni: I think she's out of it.
Jolt: -pokes Signe in the back of the head-
Signe: Tala… lemon… hurry…
Jolt: well… judging by this puddle where she was standing she's-umph!
Jeni: SSSSHHH!
"HELP ME!" Jolt's voice echoed through one of the parks of Sydney. Suddenly Hilary shot around a corner dragging a rather panicked Jolt behind her. "Hilary! Where are we going!" The Aussie asked desperately.
Hilary came to a stop and forced Jolt onto a bench she grinned at the bewildered boy and replied, "You wait here and see." With that she ran off.
Jolt blinked and shrugged before relaxing back on the bench. Right in front of him was a great looking fountain not that he was interested in that stuff. As he sat there a girl who was sitting on the edge of the fountain began to passionately kiss her boyfriend. This simple thing happening caused Jolt to have a painful memory surface…
It was several years ago when Jolt was still in year 10. It was the second half of the school year and he had fallen head over heels for a certain blonde in his English class. Her name was Karly. He was totally infatuated and would do anything she asked. He asked her out but she never responded…
Then she apparently ended up in a mental clinic for depression. He wanted to visit but no one would ever tell him where she was so he could…
Some time later and it was the third year of Jolt being head over heels for the girl. He still had never been given a reply to his asking to go out with her. He saw her just a few times and then she suddenly left and he never heard about her again…
Back to the present Jolt shut his eyes tight and folded his arms and muttered, "Damn bitch… If I ever see her again I'll kill her… damn you Karly…" He remembered the way he looked back in those days. How he wore glasses before he got his contact lenses and had long hair in a ponytail. How he actually looked like a nerd… "Teh… if she saw me now she'd go for me… damn superficial worthless arseholes…"
Jolt was jarred from his thoughts by a familiar sound. He looked about and saw two beyblades engaged in battle. He half closed his eyes as he watched the two youngsters bet the crap out of the others blade while laughing. Jolt smiled and muttered, "That's the way… enjoy yourselves while you can… saviour every moment of your youth and don't let it pass you by… let nothing hold you back and have fun…"
"Jolt, I'm back!" Jolt heard Hilary's voice and looked over at her and immediately began to drool…
In her hand was a freshly made Aussie hotdog with onion and tomato sauce. Jolt's hand shot at the food only to have Hilary raise it out of reach. He slipped and his hand landed on her chest instead of the food.
The two remained there for several seconds with very different thoughts. Jolt thought, 'So that's what a girls boob feels like… its softer then I thought… oh shit she's gonna kill me…" Hilary on the other hand thought, 'Oh my god! He's touching my boob! I… I wonder if he likes it…? I hope he does…'
Jolt pulled his hand back and blushed, "Hilary… sorry… it was an accident…"
Hilary placed their hotdogs done on the bench and jumped onto Jolt's lap and passionately kissed the now quite freaked out Aussie as hard as she could. Hilary's head was full of stars as she gave herself to the man she wanted so badly.
Jolt could do nothing but sit as his entire body went into shock, what the hell was Hilary doing? And why? It made no sense to him. No girl wanted someone like him. He was just an unemployed nerd that hung out with druggies and spent most of his time playing video games. Guys like that don't have women throwing themselves at them.
What happened next surprised both of them. A third person pulled Hilary of Jolt and slapped her while hissing, "Get your sluty mouth of him!"
Hilary was furious, "Why not go and find someone else to annoy you hussy? Do you even know him? Of course not! So mind your won business!"
The other person who Jolt recognised as Nemesis, causing him to go bug eyed, grit her teeth and leapt at Hilary and the two began the biggest catfight of all time.
At first Jolt thought of getting between them then decided to do the only intelligent thing… stay the hell out of the way. He stared as the girls hissed, scratched, bit, kicked and growled at each other with no idea how to stop this insanity.
Jolt swallowed a lump in his throat and said a silent prayer to Sol Dragon he wouldn't get hit in the nuts before diving into the melee of the girls. Jolt grabbed Hillary from behind and restrained her while another guy grabbed Nemesis who somehow still had her hood on. Unfortunately both guys got hit between the legs but maintained their grips on the girls.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Jolt shouted and after a while the girls stopped struggling and the guys loosened their grips but the girls didn't move. Jolt looked at Nemesis and asked, "Why the hell are you so angry?"
Nemesis' reply was to throw a handful of stones at Jolt and Hilary and run of into some thick trees. Jolt shook it off and chased after her much to the brunette's surprise.
Jolt kept running with Nemesis just in sight for what seemed like days to him but it was only an hour or so. Either she was a marathon runner or she really wanted to get away. However Jolt was far from a great runner and quickly tired and was totally out of breath but he still ran anyway with the only thing leading him was the torn pieces of Nemesis' cloak on the trees.
Suddenly he shot out into a clearing and found Nemesis right there. She turned around in surprise and the two of them tripped over and landed hard on the ground. It was now Jolt realized Nemesis had lost her hood and how close he was to her. He lay on top of her with his lips almost against hers and noses practically touching. He stared into eyes he knew better then he expected. "No way…"
Jolt: WHO IS SHE? ONLY I KNOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Signe: lemon… Tala… lemon…
Jeni: Oo Jolt's gone psycho and Signe's drooling…
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