I WONT ALLOW THIS EITHER!

Love rivalry…

This is one I shall really enjoy Muwahahaha! I apologize to those who I offended to each their own as I was told. But now that that's out of the way allow me to continue the spoofing! I have a nice twisty treat in store for this particular story insert more evil laughter

Dib walked into the classroom and saw Zim already at his desk. There was an uncomfortable feeling in him left over from the last story, he dropped his eyes and scurried to his desk. The children chattered happily with one another. Poor little Dib sat by himself completely ignored and sighed miserably. He was so alone…

Mrs. Bitters formed from a shadow in the corner and glared at the students, "Children! As further proof the school board has no souls we have yet another sad future failure to add to this already over crowded class. Her name: Angie." The door cracked open and a small girl stepped in.

Zim couldn't help but stare wide mouthed at the girl…she was beautiful! Her shoulder length strawberry blonde hair bounced all bouncy like with da bouncing as she walked in. Her eyes were a (Place positive description here) of brown. She had a freckly nose and overly done lip stick covered mouth.

Zim was not the only one who this girl's prettiness had caught the attention of. Dib's eyes were huge, and finally in proportion to his head as he stared. Not only was she super cute she was cutely dress, which we all know is what catches guys' attention. She was wearing a pink spaghetti strap tank and a black skirt. On her feet she wore clunky boots that made the rest her all the more adorable! The beauty cleared her throat and proceeded to speak.

"Uh, hello." Her voice sounded like a bell. (The kind that the hunchback used to ring. CLANG, CLANG) "My name is Angie (clang) and I'm new and lonely." She hung her head in despair of her lack of friends and love interests.

"Take your seat!" the teacher hissed. Then looked around, "But I suppose you'll need one. How about in the front row?"

"Okay." She said her (freakishly) large eyes glancing around the first row, "How 'bout that seat?" she said pointing to the one next to Zim. She sat down next to him after the lesser character had been disposed of. Angie fluttered her eyelashes at Zim who was just staring at her. There was something about affection he was supposed to remember. But could not pull his eyes away from her hypnotic gaze.

"Hi…" she whispered. Her breath was about as appealing as that of a monkey, "HEY!" she screeched at the author, "Do it right!" eh…her breath smelled like mints or something, happy? "Yes!" she turned her attention back to Zim. She prepared for some truly disturbing flirting when the lunch bell rang.

"Eh…come along earth girl we are forced to go to a cafeteria. To consume food." She got out of her seat and laced her fingers with his and he did not complain. (A/N: OMG! Does this sound like twenty other fics on this site, or what!) Dib narrowed his eyes. He couldn't let the alien interact with such a beautiful, and helpless girl! He had to save her, and have her for himself because he loved her so…

The two sat down at their lunch table. Zim glanced around uncomfortably. "She's attractive…" he reminded himself as she droned on about her sad past. Dib ran up to the table and screamed, "NOOO!" Angie and Zim spun around in horror.

"Who (clang) are you?" she asked staring at the bigheaded, yet cute boy. He stared at her longingly, "Oh Angie you can't fall for him, and he's an alien! An alien!" she looked between the two acting upset that she had to make such a hard decision.

"Do not fall for the human's tricks! Angie I care for you as I have no other human! Please!" Zim begged being so Ooc my DVDs next to the computer are starting to melt!

"But…I care for," her words were cut off by the window next to their table shattering as another person came interrupted. They just stared as a sketchily drawn skinny man with black hair and crazy eye brushed himself off. They looked at each other a moment in silence as he cursed wiping the shards of glass off his stripped shirt. He spotted them and waved, "Hello! My name is Johnny but you can call me Nny!"

"What do you think your doing here?" Angie shrilly demanded gripping both Zim and Dib's arms. She knew who he was before he introduced himself.

"Well." He said, "I'm Nny, as I stated earlier and since Jhonen got hung up he sent me. I'm here to fix the horrible horribleness. Where was I told to start…? Oh yes!" he grabbed Angie by the head easily ripping her from her admirers grip. He looked at her a moment then bopped the side of her face. Her eyes got big. She quickly covered her face. He dropped her and turned his attention on the boys. He looked from Zim to Dib then pointed at Zim, "You're still not attracted to humans. Remember? Plus even if you were you'd be attracted to a bald girl with pink eye and a skin infection!" Zim thought a moment, "Oh yes, Zim remembers now." He looked down disgusted with the girl who had once made him fallow like a puppy. He shuttered. Nny leaned over and got into Dib's face, "I'm only going to say this once. THERE. IS. NO. ROMANCE. IN. JHONEN'S. CREATIONS." Dib blinked a few times then nodded, "Yeah, just cause I found out I wasn't gay doesn't mean I need a girl friend. I mean I'm nine years old. NINE!"

"Yep. And that's why that girl is so sick." He pointed his claw like finger at Angie who looked strange. Dib cocked his head, "What's going on here? What's happening to her?" Her hands were still gripping her face. She was now all stretched out! Angie wasn't cute looking anymore, she was tall and super gangly. Her hair was greasy and choppy like her parent had cut it. There was a noise coming from her…she was growling!

"Darn you…you found the week spot in my façade!" she spun around and growled like a rabid dog. She revealed her true face. It looked a little like her character face only longer with a sea of pimples and cheep blue eye shadow. She bared her braces covered fangs, "Darn you! They thought I was beautiful!" she hissed at the man.

"Yeah but they shouldn't! And you shouldn't find them cute unless you mean in the bunny kind of cute cause they look like NINE Year olds! I'm pretty sure that's illegal." Her brown eyes darted around from face to face, "AHHHHH!" she screamed and jumped out a closed window next to the one Nny had already broken through. Then there was an explosion outside. She had spontaneously combusted, I don't know why. Nny looked around and said, "Well I have to be off. I don't belong here, got to get back to my comic. Well see ya!" he climbed back out the window and raced off.

"That was just stupid. Why cant these guys use doors?" Dib asked.

"I dunno." Said a voice from behind. It was a short blue haired girl with too much make-up and black attire. She blinked at him and grinned.

"Hey!" he shouted, "I'm trying to talk to myself here! Do you mind?" she narrowed her eyes. The Mini Goth hiss snapped at him then trudged off. Dib sighed in relief when she walked away.

MORE COMING…

Hee, hee. I have no idea why I write the weird stuff I do but…god I enjoy it!

WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BE OFFENDED:

I made Angie skinny for no reason. I have no problem with skinny girls or fat ones! No one be offended please! I also have no problem with girl sporting braces. I wear braces! I had to take a shot at both kinds of girls I've read coming into these inexplicable relationships with the charries. So forgive and review if possible. Give me another idea for the next chapter of something that bugs you in fanfics. And please don't write, YOU. Thanks. –Invading Angel