YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WOULD ALLOW THIS!

Hello my filthies. It is I the beloved author chick thingy… Yeah well what ever I am I'm here to continue my crusade against stuff! Yes, I said it. Stuff. What are ya goin' do? Huh! You goin' to do something? Huh? HUH?

Wow I am sorry that was weird it was not I who was being weird it was…my evil twin Leaving Angel. Nope it wasn't invading Angel it was da leaving one. She left. But I'm still here doing your bidding and mocking practically everyone on this site. And yet you continue to read… you guys are bizarre, I would have quite reading two chapters ago but. Unlike you I cant take a joke SO DON'T MESS WITH ME. glares eh. That was da evil one again. I should get to the story shouldn't I? Well here we go!

ZATR (of da doom)

The night was dark and not well lit, as night generally tends to be. In a park stargazers and a single bigheaded paranormal investigator watched the clear sky from a hilltop not too badly screwed up by the city's light pollution. Dib stood there trying to become enthralled in this enough to forget the weirdness of the past two or three days. He closed an eye as he squinted through the lens. Dib gasped.

"Whoa! Look at that meteor, it's going to fall right into those woods!" the fat headed boy was right, "Hey! I can hear you!" he screamed at… I'm not sure whom. No one around him is speaking, anyway the fat headed kid was not lying. Indeed there was something dropping from the atmosphere at an alarming rate. It looked like some sort of fiery fire thing that was on fire as it dropped with a THUNK! Shaking the ground for about three blocks around but be impressed that's a lot of shaky for one little fireball (that is on fire).

In the woods the camera did a close up of the fiery thing. It was a red metal escape pod from an Irken ship. Indeed what you figured out two paragraphs ago was correct. It was Tak! And she was on fire. Watch. Tak scrambled out of the ship and dropped to the ground and started rolling around on the grass screeching, "STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL!" as she smother the flame. (A/N: that made me sad…her hurting those poor widdle flames. I'll miss dem. Fire is my friend. So I can't understand why that judge forbade me from playing with it… burn down one little city hall and they make a federal case out of it. Sheesh ).

Zim was at home at this time being very Zim like. He was doing a Zimmy like rant. So far so good. Three sentences and he's still not Ooc! Yes a record! Gir was not home at this time. He was at a dance club with his good pal, pig and the rave girls. I think they died but for the sake of this story they LIVE! Now, let's hear that rant, shall we?

"Muwahahaha! I, ZIM am the greatest Invader EVER! And being the greatest I have come up with a great plan that is greater than the last greatest I came up with in that last great chapter! Because it was written by the GREATEST author." I find reusing words equals comedy. At least in my mind. If you don't like it tough it's my story, "In this latest great plan I do some great evil by making a giant hamster and… wait." He paused a moment, "I already did this plan. Oh well," he shrugged, "I'll have to come up with a new one." He said in a nonchalant tone. Damn! Ooc already! I was doing so well but let the will of the people be heard and let the evil arise with the simple act…of answering the door.

"ALERT! THERE'S A PERSON OUTSIDE. AT THE DOOR TO BE SPECIFIC! ANSWER IT! ANSWER IT NOW!" the computer screamed loudly. Zim dashed to the elevator and raced to the door, "Err An intruder? This is the last thing I need!" he grumbled as he placed a contact in. Zim reached the door and swung it open. he gasped in I dunno horror?

There stood a charred and slightly messed up Tak. She was wearing her pink Irken uniform with a rip in the shoulder and a singe in the side. For some reason she was missing a glove. She was only mildly burned and her clothing was tore in a very unnatural way that's supposed to make her look injured but not enough to loose any attractiveness. Her violet eyes narrowed.

"Zim," she said quietly.

"Tak…" he hissed at her. Tak tilted her head down glaring at him then suddenly she lunged at him. Zim was too off guard to defend himself. She wrapped her arms around him and smashed her face into his. Less of a kiss and more of an attack like smacking their heads together.

Zim struggled from her grip and scrambled across the room and pushed himself against the wall as hard as he could, "Tak! What has happened to your brain meats? What would make you attack Zim like that?" he demanded. She smiled coyly at him and slowly approached, "Well something could have happened to my mind when I landed on my head as I crashed from somewhere in space…" she was silent a moment then fell back into her crushy scary mode, "Oh Zimmy. Can't we put our past behind us? All I want is to be is all loving to and possibly be kissing your thin scaly lips!" she said lean down to get close. Zim screamed, "Ahh! You smell like TAK!" he swatted at her. She sighed, "Oh Zim, cant you see how much I care? I mean I know last time I was here I wanted to hurt, possibly kill, and make you miserable but now…" she leaned closer still. Zim screeched in horror and tried to shield himself.

Suddenly there was a loud crash as a car burst through the front of the house. Even the grotesquely out of character Tak was shocked and momentarily lost interest in Zim. He took advantage of this and inched away from her. It took about seven seconds for the shock to wear off and allow Zim's furry to surface.

"What is that doing here?" he screamed pointing to the ruble-covered car. A dark skinned girl crawled out. She was wearing baggy green pants, a green half shirt and black boots tennis shoes I don't know. She had spiky black hair that stuck out in every direction. She smiled and waved frantically at them.

"Hey! I'm Tenna! Since everyone has given up on Internet writers they decided to send me, I don't know why!" She looked around and spied Tak. She ran over to her. Tenna cocked her head and bent at the waist so that they were eye level with one another.

"Why you acting like dis?" she asked.

"Well-" Tak began but was cut off.

"No, no! Tell Spooky!" she held up a little rubber squeak skeleton with a Mohawk. The green-eyed woman squeaked it. Squeak, Squeak, Squeak! Tak glanced around creeped out by this completely in character nut.

"Uh, well Spooky…I've realized that I always loved Zim and…"

"Stop right there!" Tenna commanded, "Didn't you have ya know no knowledge of Zim before he screwed up your life?"

"Er…yeah but I still discovered while here on earth the first time that my love for him was…"

"Okay shut up for a sec! When you were on earth the last time you still completely hated him. Nothing changed. You left still hating a loathing that guy!" she pointed with Spooky to Zim who was procuring a laser gun.

"How…how do you know all this, human?" Tak asked cocking an eyebrow.

"It's Tenna and I've watched the show. Yours is one of my favorite episodes!" Tenna said cheerfully.

"Um thank you? So me falling for Zim is not only stupid…it even more ridicules than Dib falling for him!" Dib poked his head through the broken window, "We're not to ever speak of that again!" he screamed. The three in the room just looked at him.

"Where did you come from Dib Stink?" Zim asked charging his laser gun.

"I…uh," Dib dropped his gaze, "I've been there for the past three minutes."

"Wh-hy?" Tenna asked.

"I was spying on Zim and Tak. I thought they might get into like a partnership and like destroy the earth." Tenna just gave him a look like, "This is your entire life, isn't it?" then spun around to face the short aliens, "Oh yes and no teaming up with Zim. In fact you shouldn't even be here. Go home or something." Tak thought a moment then nodded, "Yeah I think I'll go but first I must right an extraordinary wrong!" she raced over to Zim, grabbed the gun and shot him in the stomach. Zim crumbled and screamed, "AH! My squiggly spooch!" She sighed in a triumphant way. She nodded at the humans and tossed the gun to the side, "Well I'm going to head back to where ever I've been! Soon I'll be able to become a true invader and I wont come back to this hideous planet unless it's to kill Zim. The author and Jhonen sort of approve of that. Bye." She left. Tenna stood there a moment looking around, "Well I guess me and Spooky are going to have to get back to Devi. We need to get her out more! She hopped back into her car and backed out of the destroyed house. Zim who was still in pain shouted after her, "Hey! You destroyed my normal boy house!" Dib glanced around a few times then whipped out a camera took a few shots then dashed out the gapping hole in the wall. Zim was left alone still in crippling pain on the floor of his home base, "Pain…" he moaned.

NOW THAT'S AN ENDING!

Hi peoples! I don't know if that was a good chapter or not. I'm watching a movie as I write so I never trust the quality when I do that. But don't worry I wasn't subconsciously ripping it off, not unless you saw parallels between this and House Of a Thousand Corpses. Which was an AWSOME horror movie. Go see it now. It will freak you out. Hmm enough about that. Let's talk about ME! You will review me. You're health depends on it…how? I don't know. But it does! Sigh I'm going to use some of your other ideas but I can always use more! So write and tell me or suffer! Oh and thanks to the person who open-mindedly suggested ZATR, which they are a fan of for me to mess with. Thanks. Well you can probably guess how I'll end this and as not to disappoint here I go, "Review or I will destroy you!"