Now I know you know this ain't gonna happen!

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ZAGR

God help us all…

Gaz sat on the couch in the membrane household. She was playing her most treasured Game Slave Two or GS2, as those hip kids would call it with their abbreviated lingo and street talking whippersnapper thing… I don't know where I am… oh yeah story! Her pale hands gripped it as though it would fly away should her death grip be lessened. The purple haired girl's thumbs flew over the buttons. She didn't speak except to mutter about "vampire piggies". Suddenly she stopped. Gaz opened an eye to glare at the front door. Someone was coming. She could hear the Thunk, thunk, thunk of heavy boots coming up the steps.

The door swung open and her brother trotted in. He seemed pleased with whatever had happened to him prior to entry. But Gaz, she really just didn't care. She glanced up at the digital clock 7:32 p.m. She should get out and eat something. Before Dib could begin his mindless ramblings Gaz began to walk out. He was standing in the door way. She swatted him to the side like a gnat! CRASH! He smacked his grotesquely huge head into a table near the door and groaned and complain but Gaz couldn't hear him after being around him so long whenever Dib spoke all she heard was, "Buzzzzzzzz Zim Buzzzzzzzz Evil Zzzzzzz fate of the world Zzzzzzz who cares? Zzzzzzz (insert something Dib would usually say here) Zzzzzzz!" as she walked out Gaz grumbled, "Just shut up Dib." (A/N: Out of character internal monolog begins now!)

Gaz shoved her hands into her pockets. It was unseasonably cool that night so the streets were empty. She was alone physically to the level she had been emotionally for years. True Gaz hated people and avoided them at all costs but that didn't stop her from longing for them, (Wha?). Oh the aloness she was faced with rivaled only that of what Zim must feel. She would go to him! Yes! That way they could be alone together and maybe even be together, together! And yes, maybe go so far as to know the sensation of love or something! Gaz placed her hand on her chest, "Yes It's true!" she said aloud, "I do love him! I love that scale covered green alien! I love his loud shots and annoying rants. I love his stupid contacts and unconvincing wig! I LOVE him despite the fact that I HATE him!" she felt up lifted with the joy of gooey, smushy love ickiness! She ran down the sidewalk she had to see her beloved, Zim! When WHAM! She smacked into someone coming from that direction. It was a short girl with even paler skin than Gaz and darker purple hair. It was Tak in her human disguise. Tak looked at her a moment than her eyes got big, "Gaz." She whispered in a breathy voice.

Before she could pull anything creepy like she noticed something over Gaz's shoulder. Nny had stepped out from behind a tree. He had a long dagger in his hand and made a stabbing motion then brought it to his neck and made a slashing one across it. Tak blinked a few times. Turn this into a really gross R rated story and die or move on?

"Well bye human! I must go to another place. Quickly." She said keeping her eyes on Nny who nodded approvingly as she dashed off. (A/N: that was for the Uru Baen person who said it would be a good idea to add that. Ignoring the fact that neither of us have ever seen TAGR on the net. But there you go! I hope you're happy! Glares for no reason.) Gaz turned her head and looked behind her but Johnny had already ducked behind the tree. She shrugged and continued on her trek to reach her true love that she hated!

Zim sat fuming on his couch. The robot claws were working to repair the wall but had only manage to some how knock down the entire thing down in the process. Gir was still no where to be found probably because I'm no good at writing dialog for him. Zim's eye twitched in quiet rage. The last few days had been all but unbearable! At least, he thought, he could take solace in the fact that the Dib's scary sister had not attacked him.

As if on cue Gaz entered the room through the front. Zim's eye grew huge in horror, "What are you doing here?" he demanded. She smiled shyly, "The wall was open." the two just stood there then Gaz lunged at him in a way that is very reminisant of Tak's motion. But she didn't kiss him she just buried her face in his chest and wept, "Oh Zim!" the Irken glanced around wondering what had happened to that laser gun. He coiled his fingers around her arms. She sighed and repeated, "Oh Zim…" he had a look of disgust on his face. Zim gripped her arms and tossed her to the side. Gaz hit the wall face first. She just lay there a moment then staggered to her feet, "Oh what happened?" her eyes opened, "Oh god! No! I was not controlled by an internet author again, was I?" she asked Zim desperately.

"Eh…yes?" he answered. She said some words that are not allowed on nick and grumbled, "Someone's going to pay for this!" she stomped out. As she passed Zim one of her eyes opened, she had a look of pure hate on her face. After she had left Zim just dropped back on to the couch. He looked around then suddenly said, "Life has become very…odd on this dirt ball called Earth."

with gaz

Wait…where is Gaz? Oh man she was just there! Where…? Everyone I've kinda lost track of her after she left Zim's…oh no! No! (she's here! Help!) I'm sorry it was a spoof A SPOOF! ARGHHH!

The next five minutes were too violent to be included. If I want to keep dis rating than I wont mention the blood or broken bones or the key board shoved…never mind. Quietly weeping. No more Gaz romances. I can't control her…ow… I should have known She's the only one who would snap out of it on their own…ow.

"If any of you even THINK about putting me in another romance with that idiot Zim." Gaz threatened, "You will pay, PAY!" her eye twitched, "I'm going to get pizza." She turned and walked off.

ARGH! I mean End.

Well wasn't that interesting? Yes I know. I've lost my ever loving mind. But at least it was funny. At least I hope it was. Like I said I've plenty of ideas but keep sending them in, please? You know I must admit I once wrote a ZAGR. But there wasn't any actual romance until the last paragraph in the last chapter so I tried! Well if I can mock myself than I definitely deserve to mock you. Please review! These stories aren't easy to write! Do your part and review or suffer the wrath of me! I'll throw a Harry Potter book at your head and those things are big! So review or watch the skies! –Invading Angel