I am so inspired! Thank you, Fullmidget Alchemist! I love you! Anyway, on with the madness. This is what happens when you put me in a house with lots of bishis.

This is inspired by Fullmidget Alchemist and her story "Full Mental Alchemist." That story is hers in its entirety. I also do not own Full Metal Alchemist, Gundam Seed, Chrono Crusade, Tales of Symphonia, nor the amount of sugar shown in here. I also do not own Empathy, Haphazard, Dogmatism, and Deceit, who are owned by my friend, Ha-chan. We just use them for everything. Please enjoy the insanity of "Here A Bishi, There A Bishi." I'm Empathy, if you didn't know.

Alarm clock: BEEPBEEPBEEP!

Empathy: breaks alarm clock and slowly opens eyes WHAAAAA? WHATAREYOUDOINGINMYBEDCHRONO!

Chrono: wakes up suddenly Well, I was sleeping!

Empathy: But why in my bed? Aren't you supposed to be with Rosette?

Kratos: walks in What's all the yelling about? Some of us are trying to sleep!

Empathy: EEEEEEEEE! OHMYGODITSYOUKRATOS!

Kratos: Yes, it is me, and would you mind keeping it down a little, not to mention slowing down your speech.

Empathy: Okay, Kratos! So, who else is here?

Chrono: Edward, Wrath, Envy and Kira. Why?

Empathy: faints

Chrono: Whoa whoa whoa! Are you okay? Kratos, call a doctor!

Kratos: No need. I'll heal her myself. walks up to Empathy First Aid!

Chrono: I don't think that worked.

Kratos: We need Raine.

Raine: pops out of nowhere Yes?

Kratos: Can you cure her?

Raine: Yes, if you give me a cookie.

Kratos: But you don't need a cookie!

Raine: GIMME COOKIE OR NO HEALING!

Kratos: Okay, okay. pulls a cookie out of his pocket and gives it to Raine Happy now?

Raine: nods and eats cookie Purify! Raine disappears

Empathy: wakes up slowly Where am I?

Chrono: Oh good, you're awake.

Empathy: stares at Kratos and Chrono I need some sugar. gets up and walks downstairs to kitchen

Ed, Wrath, Envy, Kira: Good morning!

Empathy: faints

Kratos: Get another cookie, fast!

Ed: Why?

Kratos. Don't question an angel, just do it!

Ed: runs to pantry and opens it She doesn't have any! But she does have some sugar cookie mix!

Wrath: We're making cookies? Yaaay! Can I have some please?

Envy: No.

Wrath: But whyyyy?

Envy: Because you get all spastic when you have sugar.

Wrath: pouts cutely

Kratos: Come on, let's make some cookies!

Ed: You never told us why we need cookies.

Kratos: And I said before, do not question an angel!

Empathy: wakes up I smell cookies! YUMMYFULLNESS!

Chrono: walks down from upstairs Guess we don't need Raine after all.

Empathy: Okay now, everybody bunch together!

Kratos: But why?

Empathy: Don't question an idiot, just do it!

Ed, Wrath, Envy, Kira, Kratos, Chrono: gather in a cluster

Empathy: walks back several steps into living room and runs at them Prepare to be hugged!

Ed, Wrath, Envy, Kira, Kratos, Chrono: cluster splits apart, causing Empathy to jump into microwave

Empathy: Help…me…need…sugar…and…first aid…

Pink Phone: rings

Kira: I'll get it. picks up phone Hello?

Dogmatism: Hi. Is Empathy there?

Kira: glances at Empathy stuck in microwave Uh, no, she'll call you back later.

Dogmatism: Who is this?

Kira: No one you need to know. hangs up

Empathy: kicks legs up and down Is anyone there?

Ed, Wrath, Envy, Kira, Kratos, Chrono: eat breakfast

Empathy: Hello? Hellooooo? Hello? Aw, screw it.

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