Um, is anyone mad about the fanfic? I just didn't know what category it would be under… I'm really sorry! For some reason, the text breaks don't like me, so everything ends up getting slurred together! Anyway, I thought this up last night. Man, it's really uncomfortable, sleeping on a pair of dice! (My earrings are a pair of dice)
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Empathy: Why are you guys rummaging through my room?
Ed, Envy: Cuz we can.
Kratos: Before we get too far in, aren't you going to do the disclaimer-thingy?
Empathy: Wow, I never thought you would say the word "thingy."
I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist.
I do not own Tales Of Symphonia.
I do not own Chrono Crusade.
I do not own Gundam Seed.
I do not own the names "Empathy, Haphazard, Dogmatism, and Deceit."
I do not own the house in which this fanfiction is set.
However, I do own the posters and other assorted junk mentioned in my room.
Wrath: Doesn't it look kinda like a deformed top hat?
Empathy: Or a half rest.
Wrath: Aren't they basically the same?
Empathy: Of course not! One is musical; the other is an article of clothing, you dumdum! hits Wrath on top of head
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Empathy: Okay guys, my friends Dogmatism and Deceit are coming over today, so we have to make sure that everything is nice and clean- walks into room and finds it a mess What happened here!
Ed, Envy: We're looking at your stuff.
Empathy: But WHY?
Ed, Envy: Cuz we can.
Empathy: And why are you talking in unison?
Ed, Envy: Cuz we can.
Empathy: And why are you saying "cuz we can" so much!
Ed, Envy: Cuz we can.
Empathy: Kratos, can you take care of them?
Kratos: Sure. takes out sword and holds it up to ceiling Fire Ball!
Ed, Envy: reduced to smoldering ashes Owch…
Wrath: Ha ha ha ha ha! You got burned!
Empathy: Kratos?
Kratos: nods Fire Ball!
Wrath: reduced to smoldering ashes Hey' what'd I do!
Empathy: Kratos, can I learn magic like you?
Kratos: Yes, you can. zaps Empathy with magic spells and other useless knowledge that she'll probably never need
Empathy: Yaaay! Fire Ball! torches Kira
Kira: Why meee?
Empathy: Fire Ball! torches Kratos
Kratos: How dare you torch your master!
Empathy: Fire Ball! torches entire house
Ed, Envy, Wrath, Chrono, Kratos, Kira: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!
Empathy: Ooops! Guess I got a little carried away.
Envy: Like HELL you did!
Kratos: We need Raine.
Chrono: To do what?
Kratos: To ressurect the house.
Chrono: But isn't a house an inanimate object?
Kratos: Do not question an angel!
Raine: pops out of nowhere You rang?
Kratos: We need you to ressurect the house. points to burning house
Raine: Okay, but give me a cookie first.
Ed: So THAT'S why we needed a cookie the other day.
Kratos: How about a bag of sugar? pulls a huge bag of sugar out of his pocket
Wrath: How would all that fit in there?
Ed: Don't ask.
Raine: takes bag of sugar and dumps it all in her mouth SUGAAAR! Ressurect! house goes back to normal and Raine disappears
Empathy: Wow, everything's clean! looks at wall Oh no! My posters are spread apart instead of stuck together! My masterpiece! RUINED!
Kratos: snaps and posters bunch back together
Empathy: Yaaay! Thank you, Kratos! hugs him
Kratos: blushes furiously
Ed, Envy: rummage through closet and dresser
Empathy: Hey! Get out of there! yanks Envy away from dresser
Ed, Envy: But whyyy?
Empathy: Cuz I said so! It's my room! steps on eraser Owch!
Kratos: First Aid!
Empathy: Thank you again!
Kratos: walks out of room
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Empathy: So, is that it?
Wrath: Well, that's all you thought about last night.
Empathy: Hey, how'd you know!
Wrath: …
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How was that? Is that okay…? Please leave comments!