Why? So much love… it hurts!

Guess what children! It's time for me to bash a reader! Some one left a review that was sooo stupid it hurt. They wrote basically: "Duh…Don't think Jhonen's going to like you jus' cause you blah, blah, blah he ignores romance blah." Oh and my favorite part. They ended it by saying they LIKED THIS STORY! Now. I have no issue with some one not liking my story but when someone insults my intelligence by acting as though I'm retarded enough to think that JV would read this and go, "GASP! She understands me!" bleh, NO! And since she seemed to have missed it the first two times I said it I shall say it again, "I don't know Jhonen. I don't know how he thinks or feels. I am using him as a visual aide for my crusade!" Plus to be honest he feels more like just another character in his comics so to you I must say, "Idiot." And point at you. Everybody else is good. I like you other readers. But not them. They suck. Oh and I must tell you. This will be the last chapter. It was too big to be just another chapter. But worry not sniveling worm babies. Soon I shall come out with a sequel. "THE REVENGE OF I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!" Now feast your watery eyes on…

Tall, victorious Irkens in love The horror, the horror…

Zim woke up from a good night's sleep despite the fact that Irkens do not sleep. He stretched and gasped happily. Zim was tall! He was all tall and now extremely hot! His limbs were long and slightly muscular. And despite the fact that he had miraculously grown three feet his clothes fit perfectly and held to his new attractive figure with his pecks and six pack bulging out from under his shirt and all that other muscle stuff that I don't know the names of. He was tall but short enough so as to not have complications with the tallest. Zim grinned.

He had finally reached the physical peak of attractiveness that he had so rightly deserved all his life. No one had ever found him hansom well no one except… Zim closed his eyes it was too painful to think about it! That face, those eyes, that blah, blah, blah… how she had loved him and yet… Oh! The whoa that those thoughts caused!

His squiggly spooch ached at the thought of the lost. But he had to focus; it was his mission that needed attention. It was time for school! Zim put in his contacts, put on his wig and ran out.

Coincidently on the other side of town a space ship landed and a medium height Irken stepped out. She wasn't too short for new tall Zim and wasn't too tall for short Zim. It was as though she had been made specifically to match him. She wore a uniform just like Zim's but with no stripes and around her neck she wore a silver chain with a small charm on the end resting over her heart (well where her heart would be if Irkens had hearts). Her delicate purple eyes swept around the area she was standing in, it was a forest on the edge of town. She clasped her gloved hands over the charm and sighed, "Oh my beloved, Zim. My lovey love, love, that I love. That just happens to be Zim, because I love him!" she said in a dramatic way. I mean you could feel her longing and loss. This is serious drama!

Dib sat at his desk his over sized head down on atop it, "I give up…" he groaned, "If they're too stupid to notice…why bother." Dib laid there still for a few moments. Then he bolted up and whipped his head around angrily glaring at the other students who were going about their own matters; some reading, others talking and a few sleeping.

"COME ON!" he screamed in frustration, "HOW BLIND ARE YOU PEOPLE!" a few kids glanced around and someone muttered, "Wha'?" Dib began to twitch and tweak, "J-JUST, JUST LOOK AT ZIM! LOOK AT 'IM!"

"What's supposed to be wrong with him?" asked an unidentified student. Dib's eye was twitching uncontrollably as he glared at Zim who was sitting at his desk twiddling his thumbs. The Irken was squeezed up in his desk his legs straight out in front of him kicking Ms. Bitters' desk. His new muscular body was jammed tightly in to the tiny desk. His head was about a foot or two higher in the air than any other student. He narrowed his eyes at Dib, "You speak madness earth boy. Zim has simply gone through a growth spurt. It is common amongst earth worm babies." The class nodded and murmured in agreement. They believed him.

Sadly it was too much for Dib to handle. His head shook violently until BOOM! There was a huge explosion a quarter of the classroom vanished with Dib in a horrible fiery thing. It had finally happened, people's stupidity had finally blown him away! Zim glanced around and jumped up his arms extended in to the air, "Victory!" he glanced down. The desk was still stuck around his middle. Zim glanced around and sat back down in the chair attached to his butt.

Meanwhile a beautiful girl wandered all lost like cause she didn't know where she was going. Now for the exaggerated attractiveness description! Her hip length white blonde hair floated behind, swooshing from side to side seeming to dance or something. Her still purple eyes scanned the streets. Her perfect cream complexion was…perfect? (I dunno. I'm tired, hard day at work.) She wore a perfectly pretty fitted dress with like…uh stripes. Red and black cause that's cool and attractive! Yup her disguise was as pretty as the pretty Irken who was pretty darn pretty for an alien. (wha…?) She walked down the street and stopped in front of a building and gasped with joy! (Yay joy! gag)

She was standing in front of the school Zim was fighting with Dib (despite the fact that he exploded. I guess he's okay now.) by the window so there they were and she recognized Zim despite his "growth spurt" and stunning muscular physically tough looking muscles. Her hands immediately went to her chest to grab that necklace thing that I'm guessing is like… I dunno REALLY important to the Zim/Irken chick story!

Minutes later school let out because they only attend for about four or five minutes a day. Zim zipped out to avoid any unnecessary contact with the unsightly urchins he attended school with, none worthy of his superior presence. Zim walked past the girl staring at him wide eyed. How was he to know it was his beloved…uh (crap I should've come up with a name for her by now. Um, I'll think of one give me a sec! 120 secs later:) his beloved Siq (pronounced: SICK!) She gasped in horror! If he got too far away and disappeared into a crowd (yeah cause he wouldn't stick out) she could loss him again! The girl reached out her hand and snagged his arm and cried in a very dramatic loving, "ZIM!" he spun around, he recognized that voice! They stood face to face for a moment her slightly shorter than him.

"Siq?" he asked wide-eyed eying her necklace.

"Yes, its Siq!" he just stared at her in a very awe like way with this look of shock and uh…joy. He had to ask he had to be sure, "Is that really you, Siq?"

"Yes!" she chirped tears in her eyes cause she's happy. That's why she's crying don't want you to be confused. This is all very joyous and exciting. I'm sure the readers are jumping for joy for Zim and his long lost love, Siq, "It is me! It's Siq! It's all Siq, right here in front of you! Grotesquely Sick! Er, I mean yup me and this isn't weird or out of character at all!" she grinned at him.

The other students had dispersed by this point the tall and simi tall Irkens stood staring all lovey dovey at each other. They both went into their minds and saw him and her looking exactly like they do now only shorter and all Irkeny. Zim looked down at the ground then whipped out a small metal box. She took it and opened it, Siq gasped staring at the contents. A small silver necklace.

"I love you Siq!" he proclaimed, "I love you with all my heart!"

"What's a heart?" she asked cocking her head like a dog.

"Er…squiggly spooch. I have always loved you! Since the second the idea for this fanfiction was conceived, I've always had a longing to show you how much I love you!"

"Oh Zim!" she cried wrapping her arms around his neck, a little to tightly. Zim gasped and clawed at his throat, but to no avail. When he woke up he continued this speech, "Now!" he said in an all-important way, "I'm going off to work on Operation Impending Doom! But, but I'll destroy the planet as quickly as I can and come back to you to start a family despite the fact that we don't have family units!"

"Gasp!" she gasped, "You would change the whole structure of our society just to be with me?" she asked in her squeaky high-pitched voice.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah sure." He said slurping on a soda he had mysteriously obtained. She threw her arms around him and strangled Zim again. That was the last time she choked him into unconsciousness before he destroyed Irk and was banished. Oh! How they had missed each other so!1!one! There was so much love they had yet to give each other and now they could. Zim took a deep breath and said, "Siq. I loves you. I loves you lots. But…first I must destroy this planet and enslave its inhabitants!" She nodded, "I know!" she squealed, voice breaking a window of a near by car, "I've got a super weapon! It'll do dat!"

"Oh." He said glancing around, "Cool."

TWENTY MINUTES LATER

Zim and Siq sat in twin thrones atop a pile of ruble from destroyed buildings. Neither wore their disguises and on their heads they wore bulky gold crowns. She smiled at Zim, "Is this what you've always wanted?" Zim sighed and turned his head to her, "Uh yeah… this is…perfect." A line of slaves shackled together slowly marched in front of them each dropping some snacks as a form of offering to their new over lords. Toward the back of the line was the unexploded Dib! His clothes were singed and torn. He had a defeated sad look on his face. Zim's pulse quickened. That was what he wanted! Zim glanced over at Siq. He gasped! Oh no! Some of that Gay-for-Dib stuff from the first chapter was back! He had made a full circle of icky emotions! Zim glanced back over at Siq who was staring adoringly at him. She batted her exaggeratedly long eyelashes at him in a flirty way. Dib dropped some potato chips at the base of their throne and began to shuffle away with the other slaves.

"WAIT!" Zim screamed. The line froze and looked up at him. Zim ran down the mountain of filth hitting a big bolder dislodging it as he went. He flung himself onto Dib who only had time enough to half gasp. Zim stroked Dib head as the eleven-year-old (that's as much as I will compromise on his age!) squirmed remaining in character.

"Dib thing I loves you!" he said moving in for the horrible kiss. Dib's eyes got even bigger as he screamed and struggled entangling himself in the chain. The people linked to him just looked away and mumbled amongst themselves, none of their business.

"ZIM!" Siq screamed shrilly (hey, say that five times fast). She stormed down the steep rubble, "I cant believe you'd do that! I'll kill you and your boyfriend!"

"I'm not his boyfriend! I'm not even his friend!" Dib shouted from beneath the oversized Irken as Siq got closer. She stood at the base of rubble with a laser gun gripped in her hands her eye twitching and her entire body basically tweaking, "Your dead!" she screeched just before the rubble gave way and squished her (ha, ha she's dead).

"Okay…" Zim said slowly then turned his attention back on Dib, "Dib!" What can I do to make you love me?" he asked pleadingly. Dib had a disgusted look on his face, "Noth-" he stopped and the grossed out look was replaced with a sly one, "Uh the only thing that would make me love you is if you fix the earth to be like it was before!" Zim smiled and jumped off of Dib.

AN HOUR LATER (hey it takes longer to fix than it does to destroy.)

"There Dib thing!" Zim proclaimed happily, "Now do you love Zim?" Dib glanced around the reconstructed city, "Yeah sure."

"Then I may be kissing you?" Zim asked bending down with his lips puckered. Dib gagged and when Zim's face was inches from his own head butted the alien. Zim moaned in pain rubbing his forehead, "You deceiving human!" he spat at Dib. Dib smiled, "Yup and NEVER try that again!" he growled and raced off.

"Oh. Sleep now human! Because it will be the last peaceful sleep you ever know! I will destroy you!" he proclaimed his fists in the air. Suddenly a hawk dropped a boulder on his head crushing Zim. He crawled out back to his normal height. Zim looked around, "Every thing's back to normal?" he asked waving his once again puny arms around, "Wow and nobody needed to help us. I guess I return to my in character life. Yeah. DOOOOOOM!" he screamed and ran off.

IT IS DONE…

Ah, the circle of life. It is finally over. Well for now. I'll pick it up with THE REVENGE OF I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS in a couple of weeks so this is basically my vacation. I'll see you guys later. I hope you enjoyed reading it cause I really loved writing for you and your sweet reviews. I hate to say this but…I love guys! YOU ROCK! YOU FRICKIN' RULE! YES ROCK ON READERS! Continue being true to yourselves and the characters! If you like writing the kind of stories I mocked well have fun doing it! Ignore naysayers like others and myself and naysayers, KEEP HATING WHAT YOU HATE! Don't let people tell you what to like or not to. For people who think I'm a hypocrite for writing this story and then ending it on this up lifting blah, blah, blah note I am. I am a HUGE one. But at least I admit it! Well I LOVES you guys please review!