The Rocky Horror Picture Show-Shaman King StyleXD
My. What a fandom I live in. Enjoy the fic and it's rated for mature content because of language and other things that I don't wanna say. Just read the fic already!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Rocky Horror Picture Show or Shaman King. So there. But I do own Minako.Now the charries:
Who's Who
Ren-Dr. FrankenFurter
Ryu-Eddie
Jun-Magenta
Horo-Horo-Rocky
Marco-Riff Raff
Tamao-Janet
Lyserg-Brad
Minako(My OC)-Columbia
Anna-Betty
Yoh-Ralph
Faust-Dr.Scott
Manta-The Criminologist
A/N:Okay before the Ren fan-girls rip me limb from limb for making Ren,Dr.FrankenFurter, lemme explain.I was going to make Marco Frank and have Rocky be Lyserg and have MarcoLyserg pairing but then I thought,"No way in hell am I going to be able to write that without laughing my ass off."So I decided Ren and have Rocky be Horo that way it be RenHoro!hears happy RenHoro fans clapping and whistling And Minako,who is my OC, is going to be Columbia because I couldn't find anyone else to be her in the Mankin cast so there!
Minako:Yeah so there!huggles Ryu
Don't hog Ryu-chan!huggles him too
Ryu/ is in his happy place now
Anyway, on with the fic!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show-Shaman king Style! XD
Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand.
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear,
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong.
They got caught in a celluloid jam.
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From...Outer Space.
And this is how the message ran:
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature.
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wuh uh oh o-o-oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show.
I knew Leo G. Carroll
Was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills.
And I really got hot
When I saw Jeanette Scott
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
Dana Andrews said Prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills.
But When Worlds Collide,
Said George Pal to his bride,
"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills"
Like a...
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature.
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wuh uh oh o-o-oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go
Wuh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show.
By RKO,
Wuh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show.
In the back row,
Oh oh o-o-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
Chapter 1:Damnit Janet!
Church bells were ringing happily and joyfully at the Denton Church . The huge massive doors opened are flung open Mendelssohn's Wedding March comes from the church's organ and out come the happy couple, with rice being thrown on them. The young married couple was Yoh Asakura and his long time fiancée Anna Kyoyama.Behid them, was a huge crowd of friends and family stood there throwing rice at them.Yoh shooked the priest's hand and slipped him a 20 dollar bill for serving the wedding. Then Lyserg walks up to shake Yoh's hand to congratulate them.Yoh sees him and smiles and runs up to Lyserg and shakes his hand.
"Well, I guess we made it, huh?" he said, punching him playfully in the arm.
"Well, I don't think that there was any doubt about that-you and Anna have been together forever. You have been inseparable ever since you sat in on Dr.Faust's lectures." He laughed, punching him back.
"Well, to tell you the turth, Lyserg, she was the only reason I came to that class in the first place. You know what I mean?" asked Yoh.
"Okay, you guys. This it! Catch!" cried Anna as she threw up her bridal bouquet in the air.Tamao ran to catch the bouquet and in the process pushed some girls in outta the way to catch it and she did.
"I caught it! I caught it!" cried Tamao happily and jumping up and down.
Yoh elbowed Lyserg in the side smirking.
"Hey, bud...it looks like it's your turn next" Blushing, Lyserg scratched the back of his head.
"Who knows? Heh, heh..."He laughs at Yoh hugs him gets in the car with Anna. Lyserg hits the hood of the car, smiling at them.
The guests, Lyserg Tamao wave as they drive off. The guests get into their cars talking about the wedding, leaving Lyserg Tamao standing alone in front of the church with a strange family, a father with a pitchfork, his wife their daughter, who look oddly like the old Quaker family in the painting "American Gothic". Unbeknownst to Lyserg Tamao, who have their backs turned to the church watching Anna and Yoh drive away; the family and the strange looking minister go into the church. Tamao looked down at the bouquet, smiling happily.
"Oh, Lyserg, wasn't it wonderful? Didn't Anna look radiantly beautiful? Just an hour ago, she was just plain old' Anna Kyoyama now...now she's Mrs. Yoh Asakura..."
"Er...yes, Tamao...Yoh's one...lucky man" He replied, still looking at the car.
"Yes." She said, following Lyserg into the graveyard.
"Everybody knows that Anna is a wonderful little trainer"
"Yes." They keep walking until Lyserg stops in front of a tree, his back towards Tamao. She looked at him with such love devotion.
"And...Yoh herself will be in line for a big promotion in a year or two..."
"Yeah..."
He turned to face her, but looked down at his feet.
"Say, Tamao..."
"Yes, Lyserg"
"I've got something to say..."
"Uh, huh."
"I really loved the skillful way...you beat the other girls to Anna's bouquet..."
"Oh, Lyserg..."
She leaned in to kiss him, but he ran past her to the steps of the church where the family standing. She looked at him, confused a little hurt. He turned around faced her, singing.
"The river was deep but I swam it." She ran to him.
Family: Janet.
"The future is ours so let's plan it"
Family: Janet.
"So, please..."He sang, holding her hands. "Don't tell me to can it."
Family: Janet.
"I've got one thing to say and that's damn it, Janet...I love you" He ran backwards to the church doors.
"The rod was long but I ran it." He jumped onto the banister of the church steps.
Family: Janet.
"There's a fire in my heart you've fan it" He jumped off onto the last step in front of the doors.
Family: Janet.
"If there's one fool for you then I am it"
Family: Janet.
"I've got one thing to say and that's, damn it, Janet" He reached into his pocket grabbed a piece of chalk. He draws a heart with an arrow going through it on the doors which the father of the family proceeds to wipe off when Lyserg's back is turned, facing Tamao. "I love you"
Tamao ran to him he gets down onto his knees takes out a little ring.
"Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker"
The mother the father goes back into the church, leaving the doors open.
"There's three ways a love can grow." He sings, accidently dropping the ring. The both of them scramble to pick it up.Lyserg gets it and holds it up.
"That's good, bad, or mediocre..." Tamao grabs the ring puts it on as he gets up. She throws down the bouquet starts to wrap her arms around him tightly, but he moves to chalk on the door again.
"J-A-N-E-T, I love you so"
Tamao runs into the church, with Lyserg following after her sings, looking at the ring.
"Oh, this is nicer than Betty Monroe had"
Family: Oh, Brad.
"Now, we're engaged I'm so glad"
Family: Oh, Brad.
"That's you've met mom you know dad..."
Family: Oh, Brad.
Tamao takes Lyserg's arm, looking up at him smiling.
"I've got one thing to say that's Brad, I'm mad for you, too"
Lyserg Tamao start to walk down the aisle slowly. Tamao rested her head on his shoulder.
"Oh, Brad..."
"Oh...damn it..." She caressed his cheek.
"I'm mad..."
"Oh, Janet..."
"For you."
He briefly kisses her.
"I love you, too-oo-oo."
Lyserg took Tamao's hands, turning to her. The family in the background carries in a coffin through the church doors. Tamao Lyserg look at each other, smiling singing.
"There's on thing left to do-ah-ooh" He let go of her ran to the middle of the church.
"And that's go see the man who began it"
Family: Janet...
"When we met in his science exam it..." The family suddenly appears behind Lyserg Tamao.
Family: Janet...
They lower the coffin onto the floor.
"I've got one thing to say that's damn it, Janet! I love you"
Tamao ran to Lyserg he hugged her. He let go of her circled her.
"Damn it...Janet..." Tamao circled him twice, admiring her ring.
"Oh, Brad...I'm mad..." They held hands kneeling with every word they said until they were on the floor.
"I...love...you..." They tilted their heads to the side kissed deeply.
Suddenly in a study with tons of mahogany bookcases a large desk with a globe of the world. In an over stuffed armchair sits Manta with his back towards the desk.
He swiveled around says. "I'd like...if I may...to take you on a strange journey..." he gets up goes over to the bookshelf. He picked up a rather larger book that is called "The Denton Affair". He sits back down at his desk places it on a book stand.
He puts on reading glasses. "It seems like a fairly ordinary night when Lyserg his fiancée Tamao, two young ordinary healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening to visit a Dr. Johann Faust...an ex-tutor now friend of the both of them...It's true that there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black pendulous, towards which they were driving...It's also true that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of air...but they, being normal kids on a night out, well...they were not going to let a little storm spoil the events of their evening. On a night out..." He closed the book, putting a bookmark in it first.
Thunder is heard distantly outside. "It was a night out they were going to remember for a very long time..." Lightening cracks outside.
End of the first in Chapter 2: The Time Warp!
Kyaa! I love that song!