The Rocky Horror Picture Show-Shaman King StyleXD
Appearing in this chapter is Marco as Riff Raff,Jun as Magenta, and Minako,my OC, as Columbia.
Can you just imagine Manta doing the Time Warp? God, I'm glad I made him the Criminologist! XD
Manta: But it was fun!
Me:And you looked cute doing it too!
Disclaimer: I don't own TRHPS or SK.Meh so I'm lazy.
Chappie 2:LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
Lyserg was driving down a dirt road in the middle of what seem to be raining swimming pools and buckets combine. They were listening to the radio while eating chocolates and driving.Tamao was humming to herself and Lyserg was trying to see out of the window.
Just then a motorcyclist sped by, his bike roaring. Tamao looked back at him then looked back at Lyserg.
"Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. They sure do take their lives into their hands what with the weather and all..."
"Yes, Tamao, life's pretty cheap to that type..." said Lyserg a little tense.
"What's the matter Lyserg, darling?"
He stared at the road block in front of them that said "Dead End".
"I think we took the wrong fork a few miles back."
"Oh, dear! But then where did the motorcyclists come from?"
"Hmm...Well, I guess we're gonna have to turn back." Lyserg put the car in reverse stepped on the accelerator. The back wheel of the car
skid and exploded.
"What was that bang?"
"We must have had a blow out...damn it! I knew I should have had that spare tire fixed" He hit the dashboard and Tamao rolled her eyes.
"You better stay here while I go for help."
"Where will you go in the middle of nowhere?"
"Didn't we see a castle a few miles back? Maybe they have a phone I could use."
He unbuckled and started to open his car door but stopped when he heard Tamao say," I'm coming with you."
"What? There's no point in the both of us getting wet, Tamao."
"I'm coming with you," She unbuckled and looked at him, smiling.
"Besides, darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful young woman and I might not see you ever again." Lyserg laughed and got out of the car, Tamao following him and putting a newspaper on her head. As the rain poured off of the newspaper onto her face and she tried to catch up with Lyserg, Tamao began to sing softly.
"In the velvet darkness of the blackest night, burning bright..."She ran to catch up with Lyserg.
"There's a guiding star. No matter...who you are." They saw a castle with it's lights on in the distance and saw it's flag waving. Tamao held Lyserg's arm as they stared at the castle and sang together.
"There's a light..."
Over at the Frankenstein place...
"There's a light..."
Burning in the fireplace...
They looked at each other, singing.
"There's a light...in the darkness...of everybody's life."
Way above Tamao and Lyserg from a cell-like window at the castle
was Marco. He stared at them and sang softly in a high, haunting,
creepy voice:
"The darkness must go down the river of nights dreaming flow morphia slow let the sun and light come streaming into my life...into my life..."
Tamao and Lyserg came closer and closer to the castle's gates as they sang.
"There's a light..."
Over at the Frankenstein place...
"There's a li-i-i-ight..."
Burning in the fireplace...there's a light, a light...
"In the darkness...of everybody's life..."
They ran to the gate with had a crooked sign that said "Enter at Your Own Risk." They opened the gate and ran towards the castle's door.
Manta sat at hid armchair, leaning forward with some urgency and eating some pocky.He took it out and spoke:" And so it seemed that fortune had smiled on Lyserg and Tamao and that they had found the assistance that their plight had required-or had they"
Lyserg ranged the doorbell, that made a strange sound.Tamao jumped a little when she heard it.
"C-Can we please go back to the car? I'm cold and frightened..." trailed off Tamao as lightning struck in the background. She grabbed Lyserg arm tightly.
"Calm down. They might have a phone," said Lyserg.Just then the door opened and there stood Marco, a hunch-back servant looking at them.Lyserg and Tamao could hear loud music in the house, as if there was a party going on.
"Hello...," said Marco
"Hello. I'm Lyserg Majors and this is my fiancee, Tamao Weiss. Our car
broke down about a few miles from here. Could we use your phone?"
asked Lyserg nicely with Tamao clinging to his arm.
"You're wet," said Marco.
"Y-Yes. It's raining," said Tamao as lightning strucked.With that flash of light, Lyserg saw a row of vehicles parked by the castle and reacted in surprise. Marco realized that Lyserg had seen them.
"You two better come in," said Marco gesturing them in.
"You're too kind." They stepped in and Marco closed the door. He led them down a staircase and beckoned them to follow him. As they
followed him, the music got louder. Tamao looked around, clinging to
Lyserg.
"Oh, Lyserg, I'm frightened...what kind of a place is this?"
"It's probably some kind of a hunting lodge for rich weirdos."
Not to Lyserg and Tamao's knowledge, another servant, Jun, rested silently on the stair banister on the side of them. Tamao looked at Marco as Jun slowly started to move.
"Are you having a party?" asked Tamao.
"No. You have arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs..." replied Marco with a mysterious tone in his voice.
"Oh...lucky him." replied Tamao.
Jun sat on the banister yelled happily, scaring Lyserg and Tamao.
"He's lucky, you're lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!" she screamed happily as she tossed her frizzy green head back and laughed. Tamao and Lyserg looked back at Marco, who was standing by a grandfather clock then opened it, showing a skeleton and started to sing in a low, haunting-like voice.
"It's astounding...time is fleeting...madness...takes it's toll...but listen closely..."
Jun came up behind Tamao and Lyserg and sang, smiling and scaring them. "Not for very much longer..."
"I've got to keep control..."Marco moved away from the clock and screamed, singing.
"I remember doing the Time Warp! Drinking those moments when the blackness would hit me! And the void would be calling..." He pushed to great big doors that lead to a gigantic ballroom filled with guests in black suits and weird glasses and hats, who sang:
"Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again!"
Tamao fell into Lyserg's arms, fainting. He revived her by smacking her cheek softly.
Manta moved from his desk to the wall behind it and jumped up to pulled down a chart with dance steps on it. He smacked the chart with a pointer, gesturing the appropriate section of the chart with it.
"It's just a jump to the left"
The guests jumped to the left in one giant step, then took a little step
to the right, put their legs back together and did it again repeatedly.
"And a step to the ri-i-i-ight!"
Manta stood on his desk and put his hands on his hips.
"Put your hands on your hips..."
The guests put their hands on their hips and brought their knees in.
"You pull your knees in ti-i-i-ight! But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust"
They did pelvic thrusts towards Tamao and Lyserg.
"That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane!"
They jumped, turning their whole bodies to the left and throwing their arms up in the air.
"Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again!"
They jumped again to the right, throwing their arms in the air again.
Tamao and Lyserg turned and ran up the stairs, and started to run out the ballroom doors where they collided with Jun, who sang in a sexy, kinda deep woman voice.
"It's so dreamy...oh, fantasy, free me! So you can't see me...no, not at all..."She pushed them away back down the stairs.
"In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, well secluded, I see all..."
Lyserg and Tamao looked at her then at Marco who came up besides them and took Jun's hand, looking at them and singing:
"With a bit of a mind flip..."
"You're into the time slip-ah.. " sang Jun
"And nothing...can ever be the same..." concluded Marco.
"You're spaced out on sensation..."Jun sang .
"Like you're under sedation!" screamed Marco.
The guest screamed, doing their little dance.
"Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again!"
Minako sat on top of a piano in sparkly gold glittery suit jacket, red vest/bustier and a matching sparkly gold glittery matching hat and sang:
"Well, I was a-walking down the street just a-havin' a think. When a snake of a guy came me an evil wink!" She winked at Lyserg and Tamao.
"He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise." She shook, smiling.
"He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes! He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again!" She threw her hat.She she started tap dancing all over the ballroom and was having fun with herself intill Jun tripped her and made her fall.Minako looked up at her and pouted.
Then the guests did their dance again, screaming:
"Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again!"
Manta, who was obviously have way too much fun with the dance, still danced on his desk.
"It's just a jump to the left!"
"And a step to the ri-i-i-ight..."
"Put your hands on your hips!"
"You bring your knees in ti-i-i-ight! But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust! That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane! Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again!"
The guests fell down on the floor and just laid there, ending their song.
Tamao poked Lyserg and whispered,"Lyserg, say something."
"Say," replied Lyserg.
The guests sat up at looked at Lyserg.
"Do any of you guys know the Madison?" asked Lyserg jokily.
Continue in Chapter 3: Sweet Transvestite!
Oh boy I'm going to have so much fun writing that chapter. 0
Ren: Kisisma...about to pull out Kwan Doe
Ren! Chill! Think about it! You could have less fan-girls after that
chapter.Trying to reason with him
Ren...Fine. But I'm still mad about it!