The Rocky Horror Picture Show-Shaman King StyleXD
Chapter 3: Sweet Transvestite that he is.
me in a Columbia costumeAlright everybody! This is Ren's chapter in his transvestite-self!
Everyone:claps and applauds
Ren: Baka...fist trembling
But you look you good!
Ren: I DO NOT!
Minako:whisperingHe kinda does.
whispering: Yeah.
Me&Minako:snickering
Enjoy the ficcy! Meep!
Disclaimer: Don't own TRHPS or Sk.Meh, I'm lazy again.
The guests sat up and looked at Lyserg and his comment. He thought he would get a laugh but how damn wrong he was. The guests began to slowly get up. They all looked like a pack of wild dogs with rabies and teeth problems.Lyserg held on to Tamao's hand as they slowly walked out of the ballroom. The two of them stopped with their backs to dark green metal elevator doors. Behind them the lift slowly descends bearing a figure in a black cloak and a diamante stiletto heel - beating in time to a rhythm the band has started playing.Tamao whispered, her eyes wide.
"Lyserg, please let's get out of here..."
"For God's sake, Tamao, keep a grip on yourself," said Lyserg.
"But it seems unhealthy here," said Tamao shaken up.
"We can't go anywhere until I get to that phone!" said Lyserg with tension.
"Then ask the butler or somebody!" shouted Tamao.
"Let's just wait a while, Tamao, we don't want to interfere with their celebrations," Lyserg said calmly.
"This isn't the Junior Chambers of Commerce, Lyserg!" screamed Tamao.
"They're probably foreigners with different ways than our own. The may do some more...folk dancing..." reasoned Lyserg.
"Lyserg, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!" screamed Tamao once more. She was really shaking now.
"I'm here, there's nothing to worry about."Lyserg said, calming her down
Tamao looked at the elevator saw the figure inside. The figure turned around and Tamao screamed, and then fainted. The doors opened Ren stood there, his red lips in a smirk, his trademark cloak covering all of his body. He looked at Tamao then at Lyserg, singing:
"How do you, I...see you've met my. Faithful handyman...he's a little
brought down because when you knocked, he thought you were the candy man..." Marco scowled at Ren, who stepped out of the elevator, walking past Lyserg and Tamao, who had come to, across the ballroom to a throne where Minako was.
"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by it's cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day. But at night I'm one hell of a lover!"
Ren stood in front of the throne ripped his cloak off, revealing his black transvestite attire. The guest screamed with delight.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite! From Transsexual, Transylvania!"
He slowly moved back to Lyserg and Tamao, doing leg kicks.
"Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound, you look like you're both pretty groovy."
He circled them pushed them, forcing them back into the ballroom.
"Or if you want some visual not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie."
Ren walked to his guests and greeted them, shaking their hands as they said hello to him. Lyserg and Tamao followed him. Lyserg then said to Ren:
"I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry." said Lyserg in a sing-sing voice.
"Right!" shouted Ren.
"We'll just say where we are then go back to the car...We don't want to be any worry." said Tamao.
Ren spun around to face them, still smirking and singing.
"So you got caught with a flat, Well-how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night, it'll seem alright.I'll get you a satanic mechanic."
Ren turned his back on Lyserg and Tamao again, departing to the end of the ballroom where his throne was. He sat down on his throne, his feet over the arm of it. Marco and Jun on his left side, Minako by his feet. He sang softly, looking at Tamao and Lyserg.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite...From Transsexual, Transylvania..."
From his throne, Ren gestured towards Tamao and Lyserg.
"Why don't you stay for the night?" Marco and Jun whispered, singing.
"Night."
"Or maybe...a bite." Minako looked at Tamao and Lyserg, pretending to bite Ren's feet.
"Bite."
Ren played with Marco's hair, singing.
"I could show you my biggest obbession.I've been makin' a man, with blue hair and a tan and he's good to for relieving my tension."
The guests started to surround Ren, adoringly.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania... "
Ren got up from his throne, and started walking back to the elevator.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite..." The guests sang kind of high.
"Sweet transvestite...From Transsexual, Transylvania...""
"Transylvania..."
The music ended as Ren stood by the lift, posing a little.
"So, come up to the lab and see what's on the slab." Tamao and Lyserg looked at him.
"I see you shiver in antici..." He looked at Tamao, who stared at him with wide eyes, waiting for him to finish his sentence.
"Pation..." He smirked.
"But maybe the rain!" He sang, scaring Tamao and Lyserg, his words kind of rushing together.
"Is really to blame..." He got back into the elevator, not taking his eyes off Tamao and Lyserg.
"So I'll remove the cause...but not the symptom!"
The lift's door closed and the guests cheered as the lift went up.
Continue in Chappie 4: Make you a man and Hot Patootie
Yea! Next chapter is my baby's! -
Ryu: Who's your baby?
You are cutie!glomps Ryu