The Rocky Horror Picture Show-Shaman King StyleXD
Disclaimer: I don't own TRHPS or Sk.There it's said again.
Chapter 4: Make you a man and Hot Patootie
Kyaa! Let the RenHoro-ness begin! XD
RenHoro fans clap loudly and give her flowers
Me:Besides that, it's Ryu chapter! Kyaa!Glomps Ryu Yourcostume is awesome and the character you're portraying fits you perfectly!
Ryu: Thanks...I think...-/-
Minako: And it's also my emotional love scene too. I get to kiss ya!
Ryu/
Horo: I hate my costume! Why the hell do I have to wear these boy-shorts! I look like Marco dressed me!
He did. I didn't want you in tighty-whiteys so I put Marco in charged of your costume.
Marco:smirks evilly
Horo: TT Why me?
On with the ficcy!
The guests began to walk out of the ballroom, and to Dr. Ren's laboratory. As the last of the guests had left the ballroom, Marco and Jun closed in on Lyserg and Tamao. They began to remove the couple's wet clothes. Minako moved from the bandstand and crossed to Lyserg and Tamao. She stood there, watching them being undressed.
"Slowly, slowly, it's too nice a job to rush!" shouted Minako happily and excitingly.
"Oh, Lyserg." Tamao said, her shirt pulled up over her head.
"It's alright, Tamao, we'll play along for now and pull our aces out when the time is right." Lyserg replied as Jun pulled his pants down and took them off. He turned and looked at Minako, who had been staring at his boxers.
"Uh, hi. I'm Lyserg Majors and this is my fiancée, Tamao Weiss. You are...?" trailed off Lyserg.
"You're very lucky to be invited to Ren's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege." said Minako with a happy-go-lucky voice.
Marco and Jun placed the wet clothes on Minako's outstretched arms and left to the lift. Marco opened the cage doors to the lift. Lyserg shivered a little, looking at Minako.
"Oh, people like you maybe?" asked Lyserg with a tone in his voice again.
"Ha! I've seen it!" replied Minako happily.
Minako threw her arms into the air and let the wet clothes fall. Tamao gasped.
"Oh!"
Jun came up behind Tamao and Lyserg and pushed them forward to the lift.
"Come along, the master doesn't like to be kept waiting...shift it!" shouted Jun.
She pushed them into the lift and stepped in. Marco closed the lift doors and started it. Lyserg and Tamao stood scrunched together by Jun and Minako as Marco stood by the door, holding the lever to the lift. Tamao looked at Jun.
"Is he-Ren-is he your husband?" asked Tamao shyly.
Jun and Minako looked at each. Then they burst out laughing. Marco looked out through the lift, saying in a stern low voice:
"The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simple his servants."
"Oh." replied Tamao.
Marco pulled the lever and the lift stopped. It was somewhat like a student observation operating theatre and a Greek gymnasium. It is pink-tiled throughout; facing the lift entrance is a circular area containing a tank on pedestals. The wall to one side contained a raised balconey area for the guests and facing one end of the tank were the operational controls, a monitor, and a giant refrigerator. A chandelier hung above the tank. On the podium in front of Ren's chambers, there was a microphone. Near the podium, there were some weights and behind the tank, there is a vaulting horse. Both of the items were wrapped on cellophane. The guest looked down from their positions above the tank, waiting for the lift to open. Ren, in a surgeon's outfit, stood in the middle of the room. The doors opened and they stepped out into the laboratory. Marco got out of the lift first, with a glass of champagne. He handed the champagne to Ren.
"Jun," He said, Jun stepped out and stood by him.
"Minako," Minako stepped out and stood on the other side of him.
"Go and assist Marco." They crossed to Marco behind the tank.
"I will entertain, ah..."trailed off Ren.
Tamao and Lyserg stepped out of the lift.
"I'm Lyserg Majors and this is my fiancée, Tamao Vice."
"Weiss!"
"Weiss."
Ren smiled and kissed Tamao's hand, causing her to giggle and blush in response.
"Enchanted...well...how nice...and what...charming underclothes you both have."
He laughed, circling them and took too coats from Marco. He handed them to Lyserg.
"Here...put these on. They'll make you feel...less vulnerable."
Jun and Minako crossed over to the podium as Ren continued.
"It's not often we receive visitors here...let alone, offer them hospitality."
"Hospitality!" Lyserg cried, moving towards Ren."All we wanted to do was use your phone, god damn it! A reasonable request which you have chosen to ignore!"
"Lyserg, don't be ungrateful!" Tamao said, running to his side.
"Ungrateful!" shouted Lyserg angrily.
The room fell silent. The guests looked at Ren, waiting for his reaction. A smile broke onto his lips.
"How...forceful you are, Lyserg...Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So dominant."
Jun and Minako laughed.
"You must be awfully proud of him, Tamao."
"Well...yes...I am." replied Tamao blushing a little.
The guest murmured softly appreciatively. Lyserg laughed and blushed, a little embarrassed. Ren looked at Lyserg again.
"Do you have any tattoos, Lyserg?" asked Ren sexy like.
"Certainly not!" Lyserg shouted.
"Oh...well...how about you?" He laughed, looking at Tamao. Marco approached Ren, saying softly in his eerily, yet sexy soft voice:
"Everything is in readiness, Master. We merely await your word..." said Marco in his stern voice.
Ren drank his champagne and handed the empty glass to Marco. Marco went to the control panel as Ren went to the podium.
"Tonight, my unconventional connectionists..." He smiled as Jun, Minako and the guests laughed politely.
"You are to witness a breakthrough in biochemical research...and paradise is to be mine!" shouted Ren excitedly.
The guests and everyone applauded. Tamao started to clap as well until Lyserg shook his head, indicating that she shouldn't.
"It was strange the way it happened. One of those quirks of fate, really. One of those moments when you seem irredeemably lost: you panic; you're trapped; your back's against the wall. There's not way out, until suddenly...you get a break!" shouted Ren again.
He cracked the bones in his hands.
"All the pieces seem to fall into place...Oh, what a sucker you have been...what a fool...The answer was there the whole time. It took a small accident to make it happen...an accident!" continued Ren.
"An accident...," Jun and Minako said softly, walking to either side of him.
"That's how I discovered the secret," he said through grit teeth.
"The elusive ingredients, that spark...that is the breath of life... itself!" Ren concluded.
The guests applauded again. Ren made his way to the tank.
"You see, Lyserg and Tamao, you are fortunate. For tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be born."
Everyone applauded once more as Ren pulled the cover off of the tank. Marco looked from his position at the control panels. The guests were astonished as the tank was revealed. They could see that something was inside the tank is immersed in a clear fluid.
"Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator!" Ren yelled. Marco flicked the switch to activate the oscilloscopes in the panel.
"And step up the reactor power input three more points." Marco pressed a button three times then began to unwind a wheel. Ren watched excitedly from behind the tank as the chandelier was lowered. It spurted out different colored liquids into the tank. The liquids bubbled and changed colors. The thing inside of the tank begins to take a human form.
"Lyserg..." said Tamao in a scare voice.
"It's alright, Tamao." said Lyserg calming her down.
The liquids drained away and the form began to move. Ren climbed up a ladder at one end of the tank, Marco at the other. Horo-Horo sat up, raised his arms, and finally stood upright with both arms outstretched. Marco removed the bandage from Horo-Horo's head. Horo-Horo looked at Marco and then at Ren. He gasped and leaped up, grabbing a hold of the chandelier. At the same time, Marco went down his ladder, making to the handle. He wound up the chandelier. Horo-Horo, with only his head unbandaged and hanging onto the chandelier which Marco was winding up, looked down at everybody and started to sing:
"The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head..."
Ren ran down his ladder and kicked Marco, who had started to lower the chandelier. Ren ran up the stairs to meet his creation coming down. Jun and Minako cross to the tank.
"And I've got the feeling that someone's gonna be cuttin' the thread! Oh, woe is me! My life is a misery! Oh, can't ya see that I'm the start of a pretty big downer?"
As Horo-Horo got level to him, Ren lunged for him but landed into the tank because Horo-Horo simultaneously abandoned the chandelier, landed between Jun and Minako, who each had a pair of scissors with which they proceeded to cut Horo-Horo's arm and leg bandages off as he kept singing:
"I woke up the morning with a start when I fell outta bed."
The weird guests, included Marco, Jun and Minako sang:
"That ain't no crime!"
"And left from my dreaming was a feeling of un-nameable dread!"
"That ain't no crime!"
"My high is low; I'm dressed up with nowhere to go. And all I know is I'm the start of a pretty big downer!"
Ren, who was in the tank behind Horo-Horo, put his arms around Horo-Horo's neck. Horo-Horo spun away and Ren fell down. Jun and Minako hung onto one side of his chest so that it undid as he went.
"Sha la la la, that ain't no crime!"
"Oh, no no, no no."
"Sha la la la, that ain't no crime!"
"No no no, no no."
"Sha la la la, that ain't no crime-that ain't no crime!"
Manta, still reading the book in his study was continuing reading out aloud.
"Rocky needed peace of mind. He didn't know He was doing just fine. He was the product of another time. And as for feeling down - Well that's not a crime," said Manta, finishing up that sentence and chewing on more pocky.
Meanwhile, back at Ren's lab,
Horo-Horo posed when he was unbandaged. He climbed up a ladder attached to the tank near the bridal chambers. Marco stood behind the tank as Jun and Minako stood in front of it. Ren picked himself up and looked at Horo-Horo, who sat on the ladder.
"Well...that's no way to act on your first day out," said Ren. Horo-Horo looked at his feet with an expression of hurt on his face.
"But as you're such an exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive and forget," Ren said smiling a little.
Ren stood by Marco behind the tank, looking up at Horo-Horo and admiring him.
"I just love success..." Marco edged closer to Ren.
"He's a credit to your genius, Master."
"Yes..."
"A triumph of your will." Jun said, standing next to Marco.
"Yes..."
"He's okay!" Minako smiled, holding onto the side of the tank. Ren looked at her, his mouth open a little.
"Okay? Well...I think we can do a little better than that!"
Ren made his way over to Tamao and Lyserg.
"You!" He said to Tamao.
"What do you think of him?"
"Well..." Tamao looked up at Lyserg, smiling a little.
"I don't like men with...too many muscles." replied Tamao.
"I didn't make him for you!" shouted Ren.
Ren ran back to Horo-Horo, yelling.
"He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval! And he didn't even take the lessons..."
As Ren started to sing, Minako led Horo-Horo down from the ladder.
"A weakling...weighing ninety-eight pounds...will get sand in his face...when kicked! To the ground..."
Horo-Horo laughed a little and sat on the vaulting horse.
"And soon in the gym with a determined chin the sweat from his pores as he works for his ca-ha-hause."
Jun and Marco brought over the weights as Ren sang.
"We'll make him glisten and gleam and with a massage and just a little bit of..."
Ren ran a finger down Horo-Horo's stomach to his blue boy shorts.
"Ste-he-he-heam..."
He laughed.
"He'll be pink! And quiet clean..."
He walked past Horo-Horo to one of Horo-Horo's presents, the vaulting horse, and pulled it in front of the podium.
"He'll be a...stroooong man, Oh honey! But the wroooong man! He'll eat nutritious high protein and swallow raw eggs. Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms and legs. Such an effort -If he only knew of my plan. In just seven days, I can make you a ma-aa-a-a-an!"
Horo-Horo threw down the weights and started to do press-ups.
"He'll do press-ups and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk."
Ren stood in between Tamao and Lyserg.
"He thinks dynamic tension, must be hard work. Such strenuous living, I just don't understand!"
He moved back to Horo-Horo, who was still doing press-ups.
"When, in just seven days I can make you a ma-a-a-a-an!"
Ren laughed. Unbeknownst to Ren, the large refrigerator door behind him started to open, falling down like a drawbridge. Ice cold steam came out and the sound of a Harley Davidson was heard.
"Ryu!" Minako screamed, happily.
Ryu came out of the fridge, riding on the Harley with a saxophone tied to him. He sped towards Minako, Jun, Marco and Ren. Ren, who was glaring at him, and Horo-Horo, who was terrified.
"Stay cool, baby.I'm here again," said Ryu with a cool tone in his voice. He was fixing his hair with his comb.Ren looked really mad and Horo-Horo looked perplexed.
"W-Who's Ryu?" asked Tamao quietly.
"The delivery boy," replied Marco.
"His delivery wasn't good enough though," concluded Jun with a smirk.
Ryu gets up ice falling off him. He got off his Harley & started to sing, looking at Ren and the rest:
"Whatever happened to Saturday night? When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright.It don't seem the same since the cosmic light, came into my life, I thought I was divine."
He snapped his fingers and Minako ran to him. He picked her up and kissed her hard on her lips and put her on the seat of his bike.
"I used to go for a ride with this chick that'd go and listen to the music on the radio. A saxophone was blowing on a rock and roll show, we climbed in the back and we really had a good time."
Ryu picked up Minako off his bike and puts her gently down and starts dancing with her as he sings:
"Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll."
Ren looked furious as Horo-Horo looked perplexed.
"My head used to swim
from the perfume I smelled.
My hands kind of fumbled
with her white plastic belt.
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick,
and that's when I'd melt. And she'd whisper in my ear,
tonight she really was mine."
He smiled at Minako, as she giggled and blushed a little.
"Get back in front and put
some hair oil on.
Buddy Holly was singing
His very last song.
With your arms around your girl
You tried to - ah - sing along It felt pretty good, whoo.
Really had a good ti-i-ime!"
Ryu jumped back onto his bike, and started to ride around the laboratory, even riding up and down the walls.
"Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
You know I love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll."
Ren goes towards the refrigerator door and innocently picks up an ice pick. Then Ryu stops the bike and plays his saxophone and continues singing:
"Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
You know I love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
You know I love that rock and roll.
Hot patootie
Bless my soul.
I really love that rock and roll."
As soon as Ryu finished the last chorus, Ren ran at him with the ice pick in a demented fury. Ryu fell off his bike, screaming. He ran the refrigerator, screaming and looking back at Ren, who chased after him. Ryu ran back into the fridge, screaming. Ryu's scream suddenly stop. Minako screamed, covering her ears & looking at the refrigerator. Ren walked back out with some blood on his lab coat.
"One from the vaults..."Ren smirked, evilly, laughing a little.
Continue in Chapter 5.
Hugging RyuBaby I'm sorry I had to kill you in this fic.I didn't write the main story line so you had to die. Please don't hate me for doing that. At least you sanged well. I like this song too.
Minako: He did a great job too! I wish he had a bigger part though. All well.hug him too
Ryu: It's alright girls. Thanks for caring./u/
Me&Minako: Aww...glomps Ryu