Me: Sigh...-/-

Horo: What's a matter with you?

Ren: Yeah, usually you're so damn perky I want to hit you.

Me: It's the chapter...THIS IS WHERE THE MATURE CONTENT COMES IN FOLKS! /

Ren&Horo: Oh yeah.We forgot.--;

Minako: But me and Jun had fun with our parts.

Jun: Yes! We should have sleepovers move often!

Me: That made me feel better while I was righting this so yeah.Um...some love scenes are in this chapter along with a yaoi one so if anyone does NOT like yaoi,I suggest you don't read this or skip though. It's ya choice fools.

All: On with the ficcy!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show-Shaman King StyleXD

Disclaimer: I don't own TRHPS or Sk.There it's said again.

Chapter 5:Red and Blue rooms & TOUCHATOUCHME

Tamao and Lyserg stood in shocked looking at the fridge.Minako,on the other hand, was drying her eyes out and sitting on Ryu's bike, cuddling Ryu's sax,

Horo-Horo cowered in fear. Ren looked at him.

"Oh, my sweet Adonis...," Ren said, going over to Horo, crossing his arms.

"You're too beautiful to be destroyed. It was a mercy killing...He had a certain naive charm-but no muscles."
Horo looked at Ren and smiled, and flexed. Ren let out an excited 'squee' and turned away, singing again.

"But a deltoid
And a bicep,
A hot groin
And a triceps
Makes me - ooh -
Shake!
Makes me want
To take
Charles Atlas
By the ha-and.
In just seven days -
Oh baby -
I can make you a
Ma-ha-ha-ha-haan!"

Marco pressed a button and a wall opened up, revealing a bridal suite done out in black silk. The wedding march began to play and Ren lead Horo to the bridal suite as the guests threw rice and confetti at them as if they had married. Lyserg and Tamao looked at each other in amazement.

Manta sat at his desk, eating pocky still.
"There are some people who say that life is an illusion, and that reality is simply a figment of our imaginations! If this is so, then Lyserg and Tamao are quite safe. However, the sudden departure of their host and his creation had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy. A feeling which grew as the other guests 'departed' and 'they' were shown to their separate rooms."

Marco and Jun stood by a monitor. They switched from channel to channel, watching Lyserg on one channel and then Tamao on the other. Marco and Jun looked at each other and smiled.

There was knock at Tamao's room. She sat up in the bed that was covered by a red canopy net.

"Who is it? Who's there?" She heard Lyserg's voice reply.

"It's only me, Tamao."

She relaxed.

"Oh, Lyserg, come in, darling."

Lyserg's silhouette entered Tamao's room and went over to her bed. He moved behind net curtain and climbed on top of Tamao. He kissed her neck.

"Oh, Lyserg mmmm, oh yes, darling-wait, what if-"

"It's alright, Tamao, everything's gonna be alright."

"Oh, I hope so, my darling."

He began kissing her again, she ran her hands through his hair and his hair came off. Ren looked at Tamao.

"You!"

"I'm afraid so, Tamao.But isn't it nice?"
Tamao began to beat Ren's chest with clenched fists.

"You beast, you monster! What have you done with Lyserg!"?

"Nothing...why? Do you think I should?"

"You tricked me! I wouldn't have!" She looked away from him. He took her chin in his hand, his thumb resting against her left cheek.

"I know. But it wasn't all that bad now, was it? In fact...I think you found it...quiet pleasurable. Mmmm, so soft, so sensual..."

He resumed making love to her.

"Oh...oh...no...Stop...I mean help. I- Lyserg- oh. Lyserg!"
He put a finger to her lips.

"Shhhh. Lyserg's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you...like this?"

He grabbed her and put her legs by his head. She jump back, sitting up.

"It's your fault! You're to blame!" She looked away from him again, saying softly. "I was saving myself..."

"Well..." Ren turned her head and looked into her eyes. "I'm sure you're not spent yet."

"Promise you won't tell Lyserg?"

"Cross my heart and hope to die."

Tamao giggled as Ren kissed her.

Horo laid on his stomach on a giant black velvet bed in his bridal suite, sleeping. Marco and Jun stood by the foot of the bed, looking at him. Marco glared at Horo, his eyes filled with hate. He picked up a candelabra, glaring harder at Horo. Horo rolled over and looked at them. Marco taunted Horo with the candelabra. Horo jumped out of the bed, terrified. Marco shoved the candelabra into Horo's face.Horo saw this and started screaming. Marco still threaten it with.Horo was desperately trying to break the chains and he finally did causing the canopy to fall on Marco.Horo ran and slided down the lift to the main floor and escaped. Marco looked at Jun, who stood in the doorway. He put the candelabra back down. He stood very close to her. They did a weird little sign where they touched elbows (Rocky fans know this gesture as "Elbow Sex") and started kissing her neck.Jun laughed.

There was a knock at Lyserg's blue room. He sat up in his bed, looking at the door.

"Come in."

A shadowy figure ran across the room to the bed and jumped into it.

"Oh, Lyserg!" Tamao's distraught voice said." It's no good here! It'll destroy us!"

Lyserg held her.

"Don't worry, Tamao, we'll be away from here in the morning."

She began to kiss Lyserg's chest. Lyserg placed his hand on her head. His fingers got caught in her hair and when he moved his hand away, Tamao's hair came off. Lyserg jumped up, looking at Ren.

"You!"

"I'm afraid so, Lyserg...but wasn't it nice?"

"Why you-what have you done with Tamao!"

"Nothing...Why, do you think I should?"

"You tricked me! I wouldn't have-I've never-never."

"I know, but it wasn't all that bad now, was it? I think you found
it...quiet pleasurable. Oh, so soft...so sensual." Ren began to kiss
Lyserg again.

"Ahhh-no-stop-I mean Tamao...Tamao!"

"Shush. Tamao's probably asleep now. Do you want her to see you...like this!" Ren flipped Lyserg, and put his legs by his head.

"Like this!" Lyserg threw Ren off the bed. "Like how? You're to blame! I thought it was the real thing!"

"Oh, c'mon, Lyserg, admit it!" Ren sat up from the floor. "It was enjoyable, wasn't it? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Tamao won't know, I won't tell her."

"You promise you won't tell?"

"On my mother's grave." Ren said, getting back in the bed and kissing Lyserg.

Marco's face appeared on a monitor above the bed.

"Master, Horo-Horo has broken his chains and vanished. The new playmate is loose and on the castle grounds.Jun has just now released the dogs."

Ren looked up at the monitor.

"Com-ing!" said Ren in a great mood.

Horo-Horo on the other hand wasn't lucky.In the pouring rain,packs of dogs were chasing him around the castle grounds.They kept nipping and biting at him.

Tamao looked scared and lonley.She was alone on the red bedroom.

"What's happening here? Where's Lyserg? Where's anybody? Oh, Lyserg. Lyserg, my darling, how could I have done this to you?" asked Tamao.She got off the bed and went through the door.

"Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey... if only the car hadn't broken down...," cried Tamao.She was in the lab now looking around furiously.

"Oh, if only we were amongst friends... Or sane persons!" cried Tamao.She looked to the wall and saw a monitor and flipped the switch like a gambler in a casino. It flipped to the blue room where Ren and Lyserg was.Lyserg was at the end of the bed with his green robe on and smoking a cigrette.Ren was relaxing on the bed.

"Oh Lyserg, what have they done with him... Oh, Lyserg, Oh Lyserg-How could you?" cried Tamao.Suddenly,Tamao heard someone crying and sobbing crossed over to the tank where she saw Horo-Horo.He was terrified and battered all over.

"Oh, but you're hurt...Did they do this to you?" asked Tamao. Horo nodded with a sad look on his face.

"Here, I'll dress your wounds... baby...there...," said Tamao while tearing off her slip into a single strip. She then wrapped it around Horo's hand. Then she got an idea and smirked.

"Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind...Vehement or excited mental state," said Manta reading from the book. He looks up.

"It is also a powerful and irrational master...and from what Jun and Minako eagerly viewed on their television monitor there seemed little doubt that Tamao was, indeed ... its slave."

Minako and Jun were in Minako's room sitting on her bed in front of her TV montior.Minako was wearing a oversize striped night shirt and Mickey mouse ears while Jun was in black lingerie playing with a hair dryer and Minako was painting her toes.Behid them is a picture of Ryu on the vanity.

"Tell us about it Tamao," said Minako and Jun together watching the monitor and giggling.

Tamao looked at Horo-Horo, singing softly.

"I was feeling done in...
Couldn't win...
I had only kissed before."

Minako looked at Jun, looking like an innocent little girl with her Mickey Mouse hat on.

"You mean she's...?"

"Uh, huh."

"I thought that they were no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and...Seat wetting...
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood
And I want more"

Jun and Minako scooted closer to the monitor.
"More, more, more..."

"I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
And I need assistance!
Toucha-toucha-touch me!
I wanna be dirty!
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me!
Creature of the night!"
She looked at Horo-Horo, smiling softly.
"And if anything grows..."
She giggled.
"While you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down..."

Jun and Minako scooted closer to the monitor.
"Down, down, down..."

"And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand.
Oh, and I need action."
She grabbed Horo-Horo's hands and put them on her breasts.
"Touch-a touch-a touch-a, touch me.
I wanna be dirty.
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me.
Creature of the night!"

Minako jumped Jun, kissing her cheek & singing.
"Toucha-toucha-touch me!"

Jun pushed her down & tickled her.
"I wanna be dirty!"

Minako jumped Jun, pushing her down & tickling her back.
"Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me!"
"Creature of the night!"

"Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me.
I wanna be dirty.
Thrill me chill me, fulfill me - oh -
Creature of the night.
Creature of the ni-i-ight!"
Tamao smiled and closed her eyes.

"Creature of the night..." (Horo-Horo)
"Creature of the night?" (Lyserg)
"Creature...of the night." (Ren)
"Creature of the night!" (Minako)
"Creature of the night." (Marco)
"Creature of the night." (Jun)

"Creature of the night-oh!" cried Tamao

Continue in Chapter 6

Me: I really don't give a damn if it was short! I told you people I hate sex scenes. /

Minako: Actually it was long to me.

Me:Ah who cares! Meh...-/-

Minako: See ya next chappie folks! Meep!