Author - fistofthedarklord

Note 38

Wait a minute...you gave our pride and joy away to a RANDOM JEDI! Woman, what's wrong with you? Okay, no darn jedi came and contacted me about nothin'. They're all sneaky liars the whole lot of 'em.

Let me tell you a little bit about what you've signed our son up for, HONEY. That boy is going to stand trial in a circle of jedi who will make him feel so low. They're going to berate him, criticize him, make him feel small,lamblast him for his attachment of you and then...POW! He'll learn the ways of the great big ol' mystical FORCE with all its mystyness and stuff. THEN he'll be sent to conflicts where he'll be SHOT AT. SHOT AT WOMAN!

Now let me tell you what happened after you sent me this note. I went and up let up on my Hyndmurian camel, I galloped across the sands away from my sick son's side (Rhun has burns along his upper body from a malfunctioned speeder some fool jawa sold me), and came to see this jedi you were talkin' about. No Jedi. I looked about. And then I say to a folk, have seen a jedi around here by any chance. You gave no description of him, you idiot woman!

I say his name is 'Qui Gonn Jinn' and this Rodian looks at me all goggle eyed and grunts in jibberish. Meea not knowa whata you talky about. And then another Rodian comes out and says, "OHa Jedi? You da second person to ask me this today. Some droids asked me that too?" I say, "What droids?" I'm told...BLACK floating droids have come by beeping scanning requests.

THe jedi was seen in the direction of the pod races. I nearly fainted, and you know why, woman who has made my hair gray from the moment I met ya? They gave me sketches of the droids. Sketches of the like I haven't seen since my ol' daddy (Sand gods of Tatooine rest his soul in peace. May his heart find rest and his soul find water) gave to me. Sketches of sith droids.

So I head off. I go in the direction of all the starports, checking each and every one of them for jedi ships. I'm told about a Nubian (you said the ship was Nubian right?) ship that's landed and I go for it. Finally I see where the shop is where you're currently a slave for that fool, floatin' space dwarf.

I tell him, "Where's my boy, idiot! Where's my little boy!" I grab him by the throat. He gurgles that Ani left half an hour ago. I go in the direction giving me telling him if I dont find Ani I'll be back. Well I didn't find Ani, I found out however that the villagers saw the jedi in combat with a hooded figure on the outskirts of the village but the jedi escaped by leaping into a silver skiff.

Now let me tell you one thing, little missy. You do not ever auction away my son like that. I'm coming to get you. I'm going to talk . Woman, I'm mad. So mad I can just spit. I guess that I can only blame myself for it though, I don't know you now. I don't understand you. I don't know what to say.

your husband,
Cliegg

P.S. By the way I am coming in disguise. I'll be dressed as a Tusken Raider, can't risk that little beepo skunk of a dealer having reported my little assault on him to the Hutts. I'm coming to talk to you. Wait. I'll be there. We need to talk and you have some explainin' to do.