Writer: Hey...I lied...on accident, I meant to say that the next chapter was
the Black Knight...Sorry!
We see a knight clad in black beating the crap out of a knight clad in green.
"You fight with the strength of many men sir knight!" said Arthur proudly to the knight.
"That's what he wants you to think!" shouted Legolas who was now quite out of control.
"Legolas...calm down before you hurt yourself!" said Frodo with a shadow on his face. He looked around nervously.
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons!" exclaimed Arthur in frustration. He was getting nowhere with this knight.
The knight stood there looking at Arthur. He said nothing, but stood prominently in front of a bridge.
"I seek the finest knights to join me in my court at Camelot!" exclaimed Arthur again feeling that he wasn't quite getting through to the knight.
"So...we're not good enough for you eh?!" screamed Legolas madly as Frodo and Aragorn held him back.
"Geeze...what a freak...anyways, you have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?" asked Arthur as he glared toward Legolas.
The knight paused. He still looked straight at Arthur.
"You make me sad, so be it...come on patsy and you other people," said Arthur miserably.
"You make us all sad!" cried Legolas.
"You made poor Legolas cry!" exclaimed Aragorn," and it usually takes a bar of ruined soap or dirt to do that!"
"Oh blah blah your needs!" shouted Arthur. "I've got my own problems!"
"None shall pass!" exclaimed the Black Knight.
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge!" exclaimed Arthur boldly.
"Then you shall die," said the knight calmly.
"I command you as king of the Britons to stand aside!" cried Arthur in the most commanding voice that some there had ever heard.
"I move...for no man," said the knight prominently.
"So be it!" cried Arthur as he engaged battle with the black knight. After some time of fighting Arthur managed to cut the Black Knights left arm off. "Now stand aside worthy adversary!"
"Tis but a scratch" said the knight shrugging it off.
"Your arms off!" exclaimed Aragorn from somewhere in the bushes where he and the others had hidden.
"Hey! That was my line!" screamed Arthur.
"You snooze you lose!" said Aragorn from somewhere else.
"No it isn't!" exclaimed the knight boldly.
"Then what's that then?" asked Aragorn as he popped out of the bushes holding Anduril high above his head.
"I've had worse!" said the knight tauntingly.
"You liar!" yelled Aragorn. He began to laugh at the silliness of this place called Camelot or whatever it was called, he couldn't remember. Seeing his laughter the Black Knight took up his sword and ran toward Aragorn.
"Come on you pansy!" the Black Knight shouted angrily. He and Aragorn engaged in some battle until Aragorn cut the Black Knight's right arm off.
"Ha! In your face!" screamed Aragorn happily.
"We thank the lord that in thy merc-"said Arthur as he bent down to pray. He was rudely interrupted by the Black Knight kicking him in the head.
"Come on then," said the Black Knight.
"What?!" asked Arthur unhappily.
"Have at you!" screamed the knight.
"Here we are somewhere in the forest, I'm kneeling down and praying while your fighting with that other loon and all of a sudden you come up and kick me for no reason! Are you a heretic or something?!" screamed Arthur insanely.
"Um...That's not what you were supposed to say," said the Black Knight wearily.
"I don't friggin give a care what I'm supposed to be saying, because quite frankly I've had enough of these people from Central Earth or whatever its called! I am sick and tired of the long hours of low pay and if you think that winning this stupid fight with this bastard of a knight is going to help your all friggin mistaken! So why don't you just go jump off a cliff you idiot people from Middle Earth or whatever! Just leave me alone!" screamed Arthur. "Oh, and by the way! You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine!"
"Oh had enough eh?!" asked the Black Knight tauntingly.
"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" screamed Arthur in the most heated voice.
"Yes I have!" said the knight triumphantly.
"Look!" yelled Arthur. It looked as if Arthur was about to explode he was so mad.
"Just a flesh wound!" said the knight as he heat butted Arthur in the chest.
"Look stop that!" exclaimed Arthur.
"Chicken! Chicken!" taunted the knight.
"Look, I'll have your leg!" exclaimed Arthur as he chopped of the Black Knights leg.
"Right, I'll do you for that!" screamed the Black Knight angrily.
"You'll what?!" asked Arthur in a surprised tone.
"Come ere'!" yelled the knight.
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?" asked Arthur in a very quizzical tone.
"I'm invincible!" yelled the knight in a crazed tone.
"You're a loony," said Arthur.
"The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on!" screamed the knight crazily. As he said this Arthur grabbed his sword Excalibur and chopped off the knights other leg.
"Alright, we'll call it a draw," said Arthur as he put his sword back in its scabbard. "Come Patsy and you other people."
"Oh, oh, I see running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!" called the Black Knight as the company rode away.
Writer: Well that's it for ch 4! Hope you liked it I'll have ch5 up ASAP!
We see a knight clad in black beating the crap out of a knight clad in green.
"You fight with the strength of many men sir knight!" said Arthur proudly to the knight.
"That's what he wants you to think!" shouted Legolas who was now quite out of control.
"Legolas...calm down before you hurt yourself!" said Frodo with a shadow on his face. He looked around nervously.
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons!" exclaimed Arthur in frustration. He was getting nowhere with this knight.
The knight stood there looking at Arthur. He said nothing, but stood prominently in front of a bridge.
"I seek the finest knights to join me in my court at Camelot!" exclaimed Arthur again feeling that he wasn't quite getting through to the knight.
"So...we're not good enough for you eh?!" screamed Legolas madly as Frodo and Aragorn held him back.
"Geeze...what a freak...anyways, you have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?" asked Arthur as he glared toward Legolas.
The knight paused. He still looked straight at Arthur.
"You make me sad, so be it...come on patsy and you other people," said Arthur miserably.
"You make us all sad!" cried Legolas.
"You made poor Legolas cry!" exclaimed Aragorn," and it usually takes a bar of ruined soap or dirt to do that!"
"Oh blah blah your needs!" shouted Arthur. "I've got my own problems!"
"None shall pass!" exclaimed the Black Knight.
"I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge!" exclaimed Arthur boldly.
"Then you shall die," said the knight calmly.
"I command you as king of the Britons to stand aside!" cried Arthur in the most commanding voice that some there had ever heard.
"I move...for no man," said the knight prominently.
"So be it!" cried Arthur as he engaged battle with the black knight. After some time of fighting Arthur managed to cut the Black Knights left arm off. "Now stand aside worthy adversary!"
"Tis but a scratch" said the knight shrugging it off.
"Your arms off!" exclaimed Aragorn from somewhere in the bushes where he and the others had hidden.
"Hey! That was my line!" screamed Arthur.
"You snooze you lose!" said Aragorn from somewhere else.
"No it isn't!" exclaimed the knight boldly.
"Then what's that then?" asked Aragorn as he popped out of the bushes holding Anduril high above his head.
"I've had worse!" said the knight tauntingly.
"You liar!" yelled Aragorn. He began to laugh at the silliness of this place called Camelot or whatever it was called, he couldn't remember. Seeing his laughter the Black Knight took up his sword and ran toward Aragorn.
"Come on you pansy!" the Black Knight shouted angrily. He and Aragorn engaged in some battle until Aragorn cut the Black Knight's right arm off.
"Ha! In your face!" screamed Aragorn happily.
"We thank the lord that in thy merc-"said Arthur as he bent down to pray. He was rudely interrupted by the Black Knight kicking him in the head.
"Come on then," said the Black Knight.
"What?!" asked Arthur unhappily.
"Have at you!" screamed the knight.
"Here we are somewhere in the forest, I'm kneeling down and praying while your fighting with that other loon and all of a sudden you come up and kick me for no reason! Are you a heretic or something?!" screamed Arthur insanely.
"Um...That's not what you were supposed to say," said the Black Knight wearily.
"I don't friggin give a care what I'm supposed to be saying, because quite frankly I've had enough of these people from Central Earth or whatever its called! I am sick and tired of the long hours of low pay and if you think that winning this stupid fight with this bastard of a knight is going to help your all friggin mistaken! So why don't you just go jump off a cliff you idiot people from Middle Earth or whatever! Just leave me alone!" screamed Arthur. "Oh, and by the way! You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine!"
"Oh had enough eh?!" asked the Black Knight tauntingly.
"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" screamed Arthur in the most heated voice.
"Yes I have!" said the knight triumphantly.
"Look!" yelled Arthur. It looked as if Arthur was about to explode he was so mad.
"Just a flesh wound!" said the knight as he heat butted Arthur in the chest.
"Look stop that!" exclaimed Arthur.
"Chicken! Chicken!" taunted the knight.
"Look, I'll have your leg!" exclaimed Arthur as he chopped of the Black Knights leg.
"Right, I'll do you for that!" screamed the Black Knight angrily.
"You'll what?!" asked Arthur in a surprised tone.
"Come ere'!" yelled the knight.
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?" asked Arthur in a very quizzical tone.
"I'm invincible!" yelled the knight in a crazed tone.
"You're a loony," said Arthur.
"The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on!" screamed the knight crazily. As he said this Arthur grabbed his sword Excalibur and chopped off the knights other leg.
"Alright, we'll call it a draw," said Arthur as he put his sword back in its scabbard. "Come Patsy and you other people."
"Oh, oh, I see running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!" called the Black Knight as the company rode away.
Writer: Well that's it for ch 4! Hope you liked it I'll have ch5 up ASAP!