A crowd of people stood shouting and yelling as two villigers dragged a women in a white dressing gown out of a house. She was thin and pale and scared to death. She had no idea why they had chosen her to pick on. She wasn't a witch, and most of the villagers knew that. They had come early that morning and placed a tin can on her head and attached a carrot to her face.
"Witch! Witch! Burn her!" screamed a villager. He grabbed the girl and thrust her infront of the lord of the town, Bedevere.
"How do you know she is a witch?" asked Bedevere to the angry crowd.
"She looks like one!" yelled the crowd.
"I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!" cried the poor depressed girl. She turned to see some people galloping in on coconut horses.
Meanwhile with Arthur
"I'm really bored," said Legolas. He twitched his eye a little bit to show how bored he was.
"I miss Arwen," said Aragorn with tears in his eyes.
"I want to go to the Gray Havens!" cried Frodo.
"I wish all you freaks would disappear!" yelled Arthur miserably.
"That's not very nice," said a voice from behind them. All four of them turned around so fast that they lost their balance. There before them stood a man clad in ragged clothes and dreadlocks. He had a captains hat on and he stood proud before them.
"Hey! You're captain Jack Sparrow!" yelled Legolas in excitement.
"Don't I know you?" asked Jack.
"Um...sure!" said Legolas excitedly.
"You're right! You're the eunich boy Will!" exclaimed Jack happily.
"Um..." Legolas said with a blink.
"What happened to Elizabeth and your sexy blacksmith look? I should like to know cause I don't dig you as much this way," said Jack with a mischievous grin on his face. Legolas backed into Aragorn because of the growing fear that the captain Jack Sparrow he had admired for years even though he was really dirty might be gay.
"Watch it pervert!" yelled Aragorn as Legolas gave him a lap dance on accident. Legolas had backed so far into Aragorn had he had knocked him over and had managed to sit on top of him moving back and forth.
"That's just wrong!" exclaimed Frodo as he shielded his eyes.
"I didn't do it on purpose!" yelled Legolas. "I have fan girls you know!"
"Hey! Aren't you Frodo Baggins?" asked Jack with a pleasurable smile. Frodo looked at him with a scared look and attempted to run away, but instead tripped over Legolas and Aragorn and fell on top of them.
"What is wrong with you people?" asked Jack in terror. "I am not gay, just a little drunk." Aragorn looked at him suspiciously and turned to talk with his companions.
"Should we trust him?" asked Aragorn unhappily.
"Yes! He is my hero!" exclaimed Legolas happily.
"Dude...he just said he loved you! Doesn't that scare you?" asked Frodo.
"Sorta," said Legolas in a hurt voice. "Can we go now? I really wanna ask the Bedevere guy to be in my court at Camelot! He just convicted another witch with his witch catching powers!" exclaimed Arthur excitedly.
"He's right, we should get to Camelot," said Aragorn sternly.
"That's not what I meant!" exclaimed Arthur. "And let me see now your gonna want me to make this guy a knight of the round table! Right?" The others nodded shamefully.
"Fine then I will! You are now Sir Captain Jack Sparrow!" screamed Arthur crazily.
"Cool!" said Jack happily. And so it was the knights of the round table, Sir King Aragorn the cool, sir Frodo the short, Sir Legolas the insane, and sir Captain Jack Sparrow the drunk.
Writer: did you people like it?! Okay anyways review! I'll have ch6 up soon.