Aragorn looked around the landscape of this land called Camelot. "So you call this place Camelot?" he asked.
"Sure," said Arthur unenthusiastically as he trudged along the path. He was getting so tired of these freaks from Middle Earth, and this "King" Aragorn, who did he think he was? Trying to boss him around.
Meanwhile with Sir Captain Jack Sparrow and Sir Frodo.
"Well this is all fine, did you know that the French invented mayonnaise? I think mayo is the best thing that ever happened to this world other than the French. I mean you can put that stuff on anything, sandwiches, food, stuff that isn't food, all that stuff," said Jack. He was having a lot of fun with the rest of the gang of people he was hanging out with and couldn't believe why they were in such bad humor.
"Well I'm not one to talk about your basic food groups, but...Mayo is a type of condiment that goes well with your basic vegetables such as tomatoes, lettuce, and cucumbers, and then it also goes well with dairy products such as cheese and I like it with milk. It can also go well with other condiments such as horseradish, ketchup, mustard, and relish. Mayo is also really good on meat in a bun, called a beefburger, I named it myself. I also love mayo on sandwiches and things like that, but I only take miricle whip because I have become allergic to mayonnaise," said Frodo.
Jack looked at him suspiciously, "How do you know so much about mayonnaise?"
"I took mayology in college, and I majored in your regular foodology," replied Frodo proudly. He pulled out his certificate of foodology and waved it in Jack's face. Jack snatched it and examined it more closely.
"You carry this around?" Jack asked while leaning a bit to the side.
"Yep, its resourceful in times like this," Frodo said in a businesslike voice.
Meanwhile with Aragorn, Legolas, and King Arthur
"Are we there yet?" asked Legolas in a very bored voice.
"No, and we will never be there if you don't stop asking," said Arthur hotly.
"Well I'm bored," said Legolas unhappily.
"Deal with it," said Arthur as he walked away from Legolas.
"He's mean," said Legolas grumpily as he walked up next to Aragorn.
"So, what's wrong with that?" asked Aragorn.
"Nothing, I guess. Hey Aragorn?" asked Legolas.
"What?" asked Aragorn hotly.
"Did you know that the earth is banana shaped?" asked Legolas.
"Yes Legolas," said Aragorn.
"Oh, well did you know that sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes?" asked Legolas.
"Yes, that is old news," said Aragorn boredly.
Suddenly comotion arrived from the front of the party.
"Camelot!" came a voice from the front. The party had now stopped infront of a large castle standing in the grey morning on the hill above them.
"Camelot!" came another voice.
"It's only a modle," came another voice.
"Shhh! Knights I regret to welcome you to your new home, please don't mess it up," said Arthur as the party ran past him into the castle.
Singing begins:
We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecce-Able.
We dine well here in Camelot - We eat ham and jam and spam a lot [dancing]
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Oh many times we're given rhymes - That are quite unsing-able
We not so fat in Camelot - We sing from the diaphragm a lot
[tap-dancing]
Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we [something] And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.
"Well on second thought maybe we shouldn't go to Camelot, it's a dangerous place for you Middle Earth people," said Arthur after imagining the singing knights.
Writer: That's it for chappy 6, but I hope you liked it and please review. Thank you to everyone who has given me good reviews!
"Sure," said Arthur unenthusiastically as he trudged along the path. He was getting so tired of these freaks from Middle Earth, and this "King" Aragorn, who did he think he was? Trying to boss him around.
Meanwhile with Sir Captain Jack Sparrow and Sir Frodo.
"Well this is all fine, did you know that the French invented mayonnaise? I think mayo is the best thing that ever happened to this world other than the French. I mean you can put that stuff on anything, sandwiches, food, stuff that isn't food, all that stuff," said Jack. He was having a lot of fun with the rest of the gang of people he was hanging out with and couldn't believe why they were in such bad humor.
"Well I'm not one to talk about your basic food groups, but...Mayo is a type of condiment that goes well with your basic vegetables such as tomatoes, lettuce, and cucumbers, and then it also goes well with dairy products such as cheese and I like it with milk. It can also go well with other condiments such as horseradish, ketchup, mustard, and relish. Mayo is also really good on meat in a bun, called a beefburger, I named it myself. I also love mayo on sandwiches and things like that, but I only take miricle whip because I have become allergic to mayonnaise," said Frodo.
Jack looked at him suspiciously, "How do you know so much about mayonnaise?"
"I took mayology in college, and I majored in your regular foodology," replied Frodo proudly. He pulled out his certificate of foodology and waved it in Jack's face. Jack snatched it and examined it more closely.
"You carry this around?" Jack asked while leaning a bit to the side.
"Yep, its resourceful in times like this," Frodo said in a businesslike voice.
Meanwhile with Aragorn, Legolas, and King Arthur
"Are we there yet?" asked Legolas in a very bored voice.
"No, and we will never be there if you don't stop asking," said Arthur hotly.
"Well I'm bored," said Legolas unhappily.
"Deal with it," said Arthur as he walked away from Legolas.
"He's mean," said Legolas grumpily as he walked up next to Aragorn.
"So, what's wrong with that?" asked Aragorn.
"Nothing, I guess. Hey Aragorn?" asked Legolas.
"What?" asked Aragorn hotly.
"Did you know that the earth is banana shaped?" asked Legolas.
"Yes Legolas," said Aragorn.
"Oh, well did you know that sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes?" asked Legolas.
"Yes, that is old news," said Aragorn boredly.
Suddenly comotion arrived from the front of the party.
"Camelot!" came a voice from the front. The party had now stopped infront of a large castle standing in the grey morning on the hill above them.
"Camelot!" came another voice.
"It's only a modle," came another voice.
"Shhh! Knights I regret to welcome you to your new home, please don't mess it up," said Arthur as the party ran past him into the castle.
Singing begins:
We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecce-Able.
We dine well here in Camelot - We eat ham and jam and spam a lot [dancing]
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Oh many times we're given rhymes - That are quite unsing-able
We not so fat in Camelot - We sing from the diaphragm a lot
[tap-dancing]
Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we [something] And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.
"Well on second thought maybe we shouldn't go to Camelot, it's a dangerous place for you Middle Earth people," said Arthur after imagining the singing knights.
Writer: That's it for chappy 6, but I hope you liked it and please review. Thank you to everyone who has given me good reviews!