"What is wrong with you people?" asked Arthur.

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with me other than the fact that I am crazy! GOSH!" screamed Legolas.

"Whoa there boy, no need to get emotional," said Aragorn as he lead the steaming Legolas away from Arthur.

Arthur thought to himself about these strange people and how weird they are. He looked back over his shoulder to see the little hobbit Frodo playing 'I SPY' with that Captain Jack Sparrow.

with Jack and Frodo

"I spy with my little eye something ugly!" said Frodo as he looked directly at Jack.

"Um…is it Aragorn?" asked Jack suspiciously.

"No…but lets talk about that later," said Frodo as he gave Aragorn an evil look.

"Is it me?" asked Jack in an offended tone.

"DUH!" exclaimed Frodo.

"You're mean!" cried Jack. He then ran away crying.

"ARTHUR! YO!" exclaimed a voice that sounded very powerful.

"AGH! Who said that!" exclaimed Arthur, surprised and terrified.

"It's me, GOD! BUM BUM BUM!" exclaimed God as he started to laugh at Arthur.

"What do you want?" asked Arthur now relieved and back to being annoyed with the Middle Earth people.

"Arthur, kind of those people that I can't remember their names! I want you and your really cool knights to find the holy grail.

"Really cool knights?" Arthur scoffed.

"SHUT UP! Anyway if you don't do it I will kill you.

Arthur bowed down to God.

"Don't grovel, I hate grovling," said God as he glared at Arthur.

Arthur covered his eyes.

"What are you doing now?" asked God.

"I'm averting my eyes oh Lord," said Arthur in a respectful voice.

"Well don't, its like those miserable psalms," said God.

"Yeah, stupid Arthur!" said Legolas from somewhere in the back.

That's it guys cuz again I'm in computers class and I have to go…have fun w/it