Disclaimer: I do dot own Fairly Odd Parents or the Wizard of Oz. Although I wish I did because then I would have like $1bujillion

Chapter 8: Sanjay's Return and Stuff

(Credit for this chapter does NOT go to dorkmonkey398. It all goes to me, his incredibly random and bishie-glomping sister Sprinkles. And yes, Sprinkles is my real name. But don't ever call me Sprinkles. :P Yeah, I know I'm awesome. Whatcha gonna do about it? Oh, I also wrote the end of the last chapter. My part starts when the anvil falls from the sky. And, by the way, watch out for those "silver linings" they're always talking about clouds having, because they're really anvils. You have been warned. If an anvil ever randomly falls on you, just know, in a singsong voice I was right and you were wrong, I'm gonna sing the 'I was right' song! Oh, and I'll be laughing at your pain.)

WARNING: This chapter contains an awesome lunchbox song-type thing, guitar and Chester beating, turnips and much, MUCH more.. READERS BEWARE! (Only not really. Please read.)

After getting Chester's legs back, Sanjay, who had been missing for the past few chapters, suddenly popped out from behind a bush like a piece of overdone toast that really wanted to get out of the toaster because it was way too hot in there.

Timmy: Where have you been?

AJ: Yeah! We haven't seen you since chapter 5!

Sanjay: I was hiding behind that bush over there, cowering in fear from the pixies. Oh, and I was writing a song.

Chester: Writing a song?

Sanjay: Yes. About my new friend, the random lunchbox from behind the bush.

Then Sanjay pulled out an awesome ATHF lunchbox (I don't own ATHF), sat down, pulled out a banjo-like thing from nowhere and began singing and playing horribly off key.

Sanjay: Twinkle, twinkle little lunchbox,

How I wonder what rhymes with lunchbox.

Up above my head so high

Stuck in the back-top part of my locker

Where I am too short to reach

Because I accidentally shoved it back too far

And now it is lunch and I am very hungry

And my stomach is making that really annoying growly noise

Because it's really hungry and stuff

And I wish I was taller so I could get to my lunch

And this doesn't even sound like a song anymore.

(Banjo-like thing suddenly turns into a guitar)

LUNCHBOX! YEAH! LUUUUUUUNCHBOOOOOOOOXX!

Then Sanjay went crazy and beat Chester unconcious with the guitar until Timmy had the sense to stop him by pelting him with turnips. Suddenly, Sanjay swelled up like a balloon and floated away because he is allergic to turnips, which cause him to become filled with helium.

Sanjay: (has a really squeaky voice) HELP ME! (voice fades out as he floats out of sight)

Chester: (suddenly un-unconcious, meaning, you know, like concious) Quick, I know how to get him back! We need a pickle, a toothpick, some umbrella wire, a hammer, a monkey, three eggplants, two bowling trophies, and seventeen-and-a-half goats!

Timmy and AJ stare at him for a second, then start tap-dancing.

Chester: Whatever. We don't need Sanjay anyway. If we do, I'm sure he'll just pop out of a random bush like he did for this chapter.

Chester grabs Sanjay's lunchbox and promptly begins running in circles screaming.

Chester: BOW DOWN, BOW DOWN, BEFORE THE POWER OF SANTA OR BE CRUSHED, BE CRUSHED BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HISJOLLYBOOTSOFDOOOM! (I don't own this line. It is from Invader Zim and belongs to his awesomeness, Jhonen Vasquez.)

Out of excitement and slight insantiy, Chester throws the lunchbox into the air. Everyone watches in amazement as the lunchbox plummets back to earth, but in slow motion. Each of them dives for it, but while they are still in slow motion, the lunchbox decides to fall faster, you know, like at normal speed. When it hits the ground, everyone begins screaming in fear, for the lunchbox of DOOM has been opened, and inside is the most horrible, disturbing, unbelievably random object in existence! Inside the lunchbox is...

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A CLIFF-HANGER! What is inside the lunchbox? Only I know! Oh, I know you want to know, but you don't know. Only I know. And that's why I'm mental. Starts singing and dancing I know what's in the lunchbox, I know what's in the lunch box, I--- slams face first into a wall and collapses, random kid with a stick comes over and starts poking the authoress

Random stick kid: Hey, this is fun! I think she's dea---

Me: wakes up and bites the end of the stick off Back off or taste oblivion! Which tastes kind of like Redbull, which is disgusting. (I don't own Redbull or this line. The line is from Red vs. Blue (well, most of it is) and Redbull is from the little gnomes that live on Jupiter and want to brainwash us with their evil energy drinks so we will do their dirty work, like wash their laundry that's been sitting on the floor for weeks and is starting to grow mold, just like my brother's boxers. XP)