Chapter 9: The Sequel to Chapter 8 (Check out THAT creative ability, losers! HAHA!)
Warning: This chapter is again written by the amazing Sprinkles, although today the random meter is running on empty. Sorry if this chapter isn't as good as my last one, but this is why I don't write my own stories, creativity disappears, just like my sanity did so many years ago... Oh, and by the way, I don't own Kingdom Hearts. You'll see what that's about soon. So... now onto the story.
Inside the lunchbox of DOOM is...a giant bunny?
AJ: A giant bunny? How anti-climactic.
Giant Bunny: What do you mean 'anti-climactic'? Don't you know who I am!
AJ: Nope.
Timmy: Not really.
Chester: No idea.
Giant Bunny: You're in for it now! For I am none other than dramatically pulls off bunny suit RIKU!
Timmy: Umm...should that mean anything to us? And why were you wearing a bunny suit?
Riku: Never mind the bunny suit! I am the amazing, powerful, awesome, totally cool, really sexy, semi-evil guy from the hit video game KINGDOM HEARTS! I'm sure you've heard of me. I am the star of the game after all. So now do you know who I am?
AJ: Nope.
Timmy: Not really.
Chester: No idea.
Riku: Anime style vein throbbing in forehead Well then, I guess I'll just have to teach you! pulls out awesome dark keyblade MUAHAHAHAHAHA! TIME TO TEACH YOU A LESSON!
AJ, Chester, and Timmy stare at Riku and do nothing.
Riku: SHI-NE! runs at them with the keyblade
AJ, Chester and Timmy suddenly realize they are in BIG trouble and start running around like idiots and run into each other.
Riku: stands over the spot where AJ, Chester and Timmy are huddled and laughs maniacally This should be fun...
Sprinkles: RIKU! jumps out of a random tree and mega-glomps Riku Here you are! I've been looking all over for you. gets up and brushes herself off So, what are you doing?
Riku: gets up, brushes himself off and hastily hides keyblade behind his back Nothing...
Sprinkles: RIKU! Were you going to brutally murder those kids?
Riku: Heh heh... maybe...
AJ: Uh.. excuse me, but who the heck are you?
Sprinkles: ...Me? Umm.. well, I'm the... I'm...
Timmy: You're the authoress, aren't you?
Sprinkles: ...Maybe...
Chester: But if you're here, then who's writing the story?
Sprinkles:...Well, heh heh, ummm... I am.
AJ: But how? There's no way you can be in two places in once if I haven't even figured it out yet!
Sprinkles: Oh, yeah? DO NOT DOUBT MY POWERS!
AJ: Wait, what? Powers? What are you talking about? You don't have----
Sprinkles: suddenly has huge fangs and looks all big and evil, shoots lasers out of her eyes and burns AJ to a crisp WHAT NOW, LOSER! WHAT NOW? MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I DO HAVE POWERS! ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO DOUBT MY AWESOMENESS?
Timmy and Chester stare at the authoress in fear and shake their heads 'no.'
Sprinkles: That's what I thought. Now, where was I...? notices Riku trying to sneak away OH, YEAH! Get back here!
Riku: comes back to face his fate
Sprinkles: Riku! I'm ashamed of you! Trying to sneak away! And you know the rules about killing people.
Riku: Right. 'Only murder small children on weekends and bank holidays.' I know, I know.
Sprinkles: And what day is it?
Riku: sweatdrop...Thursday...
Sprinkles: That's right. looks to Timmy, Chester, and AJ I'm sorry, but he'll have to brutally murder you three some other day. walks away dragging Riku who is now tied up with some random rope, turns around and waves cheerfully BYEEEE!
Timmy: Well that was random.
Chester: Yeah, but now I'm bored. I wonder where Sanjay is. I wanna hear that awesome lunchbox song again.
Suddenly, Sanjay falls out of the sky onto Chester's head, knocking him unconcious once again.
AJ: burns suddenly disappear If Chester keeps getting hit on the head like this, he's going to have some serious brain damage.
Timmy: You mean he doesn't already?
AJ: Even more.