"Where are we going?" asked Legolas as he walked slowly up to Arthur.
"I don't know," said Arthur who was trying really hard to act somewhat civilized to the really annoying elf.
"Are we going to the castle?" asked Legolas as he pointed to a large ugly castle in the distance.
"Sure," said Arthur who was now somewhat curious as to who lived inside that ugly grey castle.
Meanwhile at the back of the party, Aragorn and Jack, excuse me Captain Jack, were arguing about bananas.
"NO! I told you, bananas are fruit," said Jack as he waved his hand frantically in the air.
"Nuh-uh, they're vegetables!" yelled Aragorn angrily.
"No, they're fruit, and fruit prevents scurvy…which is a good thing if you are a pirate living in the Caribbean," Jack said as he began to swing off topic a bit. Suddenly Frodo decided to butt in on this conversation, being the foodologist that he was.
"Excuse me, but Mr. Sparrow…" he began, but Jack cut him off.
"Captain Sparrow if you please mate," said Jack as he pointed to his hat.
"Why would the hat make a difference?" asked Aragorn while chortling. (BTW chortling is the weirdest word ever…which is exactly why I used it, if you don't know what it means that's too bad for you.)
"Because mate, the hat makes the captain, the cooler your hat is, the better the captain you are, and I am a very good captain, which makes my hat super cool," said Jack proudly throwing out his chest a little bit to make himself more "feared" if you will.
"Yo! Middle Earth people and pirate, we are at this ugly grey castle and we are now going to ask them for assistance in finding the most Holy Grail," called Arthur from the front of the party.
"That sounds like loads of fun!" said Aragorn sarcastically as he jumped up and down a few times to make the effect greater.
On the Castle Wall
"Look at those silly Englishmen! They are soooo dumb! They think we have a holy grail or something like that. Ha! They're mothers were all hamsters and all they're fathers smelt of elderberries," said one of the Frenchmen on top of the wall to another Frenchman who was also incidentally sitting on top of the wall.
Meanwhile on the ground
"Excuse me! Have you seen a holy grail anywhere?" called Arthur from the bottom of the wall. The Frenchman gave him a mocking glare and shook his head.
"No, you can go away now," he said as he made rude hand gestures at Arthur.
"If you give us shelter for the night we will let you assist us on the quest for the most holy grail," pleaded Arthur who was now getting annoyed like he did with the Middle Earth people.
"If you give us shelter we will give you cookies!" called Legolas, who up till then had been staring intently at the ground.
"I don't want cookies," said the Frenchmen who was now giving all his rude hand gestures and attention to Legolas. "We already have a Holy Grail or whatever so we don't want to help you look for one, or give you shelter."
Aragorn looked at Jack and gave him a bored look. "These French dudes aren't very helpful are they?" he asked Jack.
"Let me at them. I'll pillage and burn they're castle and steal they're grail so we can go on our merry way," said Jack, who was snarling up at the evil, taunting Frenchman.
"No, this is a quest for God, which means no pillaging and burning," said Arthur sadly. It would have been quite funny to see the pirate attack the annoying Frenchmen and they're stupid, ugly castle.
"Listen! Your mothers were all hamsters, and your fathers all smelled of elderberries!" cried the Frenchmen from the tower wall. "I fart in your general direction."
"What a strange man," squeaked Frodo from behind Jack. From up on the wall Frodo looked very tiny, which gave the Frenchmen another way to taunt the silly English.
"You are very short you small little Englishman," he said most dramatically while blowing raspberries and hitting himself on the head.
"We should make a plan that involves a very large wooden rabbit," said Aragorn eagerly in Arthur's ear, making him jump up at the sound of his voice so close to his head.
"Why would we do a thing like that?" asked Arthur, giving Aragorn an "I don't think so" look.
"It'll be just like what the Greeks did to the Trojans," said Aragorn pleadingly.
"If you don't go away I will taunt you some more!" yelled the Frenchman down to the Camelot party.
"Fine, we'll make the stupid rabbit," grumbled Arthur, who had rather resented the Frenchman's last remark. The last thing he needed was another person annoying him to death, just like that evil elf.
Ok guys...I updated. I know it took me like forever, but I've been sorta busy, anyways review this chapter and hopefully I'll have the next one up ASAP. BTW If you are going to flame me, flame me with taste. Don't just flame me for no reason, actually give me hints or ideas so I can improve my story, I have no use for useless flames like "you suck" or for example "here that whirring sound? That's tolkien spinning in his grave" I actually got that one once…it didn't make any difference to the way I wrote the story, so please give me ideas or praise or whatever just not crappy flames or else I'll flame the crappy flamer for no reason. (laughs evilly)