Ok…here it is, Chappy 9
The Frenchman looked around confused. He could swear he heard the sounds of building, but he couldn't quite figure out why, or from where. Suddenly he saw a large wooden rabbit rolling his way. "What the hell?"
"Almost…there," gasped Aragorn as he pretended to push the rabbit.
"You didn't even push the friggin' rabbit!" ranted Arthur.
"Ya, well its hard walking up hills," said Aragorn.
"That was the lamest comeback I've ever heard in my entire life," said Arthur who was now smirking and giving Aragorn a "bring it on" kind of look.
"You want to make something of this?" asked Aragorn angrily.
"Not really," said Arthur who was now succeeding on taunting Aragorn further. Finally, it was his turn to constantly annoy those stupid nit wits from Middle Earth, and that obnoxious pirate from the Caribbean.
"Fight, Fight, Fight!" yelled Jack who had recently consumed at least 10 bottles of rum and was having a pretty hard time standing up.
Legolas turned to look at Jack, who was now slurring all of his words and swing dancing with a tree.
"I think we should take this outside!" yelled Aragorn to Arthur.
"We are outside, you idiot," said Arthur while rolling his eyes. Meanwhile, as their little fight had been going on, the Frenchmen on top of the wall had been angrily glaring at the rabbit.
"That is one big rabbit," said one Frenchman.
"Evil rabbit," commented another who happened to have a chronic fear of rabbits.
"I say we throw random animals at the rabbit," said one of the Frenchmen that no one listened to, then they stole his ideas later when they couldn't think of anything else.
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," said the first Frenchmen.
((back to those on the ground))
Aragorn angrily kicked Arthur in the shin. Arthur, on his fighting instinct retorted by poking Aragorn in the shoulder, they went at each other for a few more minutes, until Jack broke up the fight with his horrible singing.
"Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka! The Amazing Choclatier!" Jack sang very loudly at the very top of his lungs.
"Dude…shut up! You suck," yelled Frodo who was no writhing on the ground in pain from Jack's horrible singing. Jack seemingly didn't hear and began to sing even more loudly and annoying.
Jack had suddenly decided that he wanted to sing a new song, so he chose something more popular. "Hit me baby one more time!" was the last thing Jack sang before he passed out from all the rum.
"He has a serious drinking problem," sighed Legolas as he heaved Jack's body into the rabbit.
"What was the point of putting him in the rabbit?" asked Aragorn.
"Well…it'll be really when he wakes up inside the rabbit," said Legolas.
"Dude…that is not funny," said Aragorn who was currently giving Arthur dirty looks.
"Well, I don't know what the point was then," said Legolas. "We should probably get out of here so the French don't suspect it was us."
They quickly ran, leaving Jack in the rabbit, over to bush and hid in it.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Arthur.
"Well, Legolas, Frodo and I will jump out of the rabbit and scare the crap out of the French, causing them to give us their grail and some food," Aragorn said proudly.
"How is that possible?" asked Arthur who was now looking at Aragorn as if he were insane.
"Well, like I said…" Aragorn trailed off as he realized the fault of his plan. "Awww crap." Arthur slapped Aragorn upside the head for his stupidity.
"Well at least Jack is in there," pointed out Legolas.
"Ya, but Jack is asleep, and when he wakes up he's gonna be in super hangover mode," said Frodo who hadn't said much till now. Wow…that is quite sad. Suddenly the rabbit came flying over the ugly castle's wall. All the while the terrified shrieks of Jack came from inside.
"Take cover!" Screamed Arthur as he dove into the brush, he was quickly followed by Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo. Unfortunately, Arthur's servants were not so lucky. The rabbit landed directly on top of them, which incidentally did not kill them, or Jack who happened to still be inside the rabbit. Moments later a very terrified and shaky Jack limped over to the brush where the others had been standing.
Jack glared at them all. "Never, I repeat, NEVER, do that again," he said as he threw a few rum bottles at Legolas's feet. He silently trudged over next to Aragorn who was silently laughing.
"We should attack the castle!" cried a very shook up and outraged Arthur.
"Yeah! We should throw stuff at them," came an unwelcome response from the top of the wall. Suddenly many live animals began to rain down on the party of knights and a pirate.
"Attack!" cried Arthur as he raced to the wall with his sword in hand. Everyone followed his lead and began beating up the wall, as though it had done them some great personal wrong.
"How is this helping?" asked Aragorn who was currently chopping at the wall with his sword.
"I don't know," said Legolas as he pointlessly shot good arrows at the wall.
"This isn't working," said Arthur who was now very irritated with the world. "RETREAT!"
The whole party quickly retreated into the woods.
"What do we do now?" asked Frodo, who had apparently been hit with some animals because he was very bruised.
"I say we split up, if we look for the grail separately them we may find it sooner and get this stupid non-pillaging quest over with," said Jack.
"Good idea," said Arthur who had a very disturbing look on his face.
Aragorn silently laughed at Arthur, and gave him a very smug look. 'This is going to be one interesting quest,' he thought to himself.
Ok…that's it for chappy 9, hope you liked it cuz it may take a little longer for me to update now. Stupid school stomps off