Chapter 7: Jin

A/N: Well. Here it is.

As all the other characters in the chapter, Jin woke up to perform his daily morning routine. But, unlike the other characters, he woke up to perform his daily morning routine...and go to school.

After falling down the stairs and landing on top of his father, who also fell down the stairs, and being crushed by bricks and a submarine, he crawled out of the pile and got his breakfast.

Next, he walked to his parents garage and got in his car. He drove to campus and got out, not even bothering to park or lock his car, in fact...it rolled down a hill. Anyway, he got out, grabbed his backpack and walked into his campus building, then to his first hour class.

Now even though he's rich and powerful, and there has been no dialogue yet, all the kids hated him. Perhaps it was because of that very reason. Anyway.

"Hey, Jin." One said. "Even though you're rich and powerful...we still hate you."

"...GO TO HELL AND DIE!" Jin yelled, then stomped over to his seat.

"Hey, Jin." The guy sitting next to him said.

"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" He yelled, getting out of his chair, flipping the guy's chair over, and running out of the room.

"Jin, what's wrong?" A student in the hall inquired.

"You bastards don't know how to live, do you!"

"...What's that supposed to mean?"

"...I don't know leave me alone!" Jin said, running out of his building and into a tree. Consequently, he fell over.

"Jin, what the hell are you doing?" Another random student asked.

"NO! NOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Jin yelled. "I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW ALLLLLL OF YOOOOOUUUUU! I CAN BE COOL! I knows it!" He yelled again, running off and laughing maniacally.

However, he spent four hours looking for his car. So, since he's a rich little bastard and probably has five of each kind of iPod, he went and bought a new one.

Half an hour later, he drove back to campus and drove up next to a girl in his shiny new vehicle which I don't care to name. "Heyyy, baby..." Jin said.

"OMG! Jinny! You do love me!" Xiaoyu said, hopping up and down.

"..." Jin slowly drove off. "I hate it when she speaks in internet acronyms..." He muttered, before pulling up to another girl. "Hey, baby! I got a thousand million horsepower! And not just in the car, if ya know what I mean!"

"JIN! Don't you talk to your mother that way!" Jun yelled, shaking a finger at him.

"AH! Sorry mom!" Jin said, driving off and pulling up to another girl. "I should really look at the girl first..." However, he didn't follow that. "Heyyy, babeh...you want a ride?"

"Jin! I'm, like, the reincarnated version of your mother! Or your cousin! Or sibling! Aw, hell, I have the same last name!" Asuka said, pointing accusingly at him.

"...So?"

"PERVERT!" She yelled, throwing a brick at him and running off.

"AH! Where'd you get that!" Jin asked, narrowly avoiding being hit in the face with a brick.

She didn't bother to respond. So, Jin moved on and actually looked at the girl before. It was Christie. "Heyyy, babeh–" was all he got out before he hit a tree.

Christie just giggled and kept doing her "I'm so hott/sexxy" walk. Whichever you want, she's just a bunch of pixels anyway.

Jin sat in his car with a really angry face on, staring at the tree in front of him. Then, Kuma stomped up to him.

"...Kuma?"

"BEAR." Kuma said, before knocking Jin's car over.

"Did you just talk!" Jin asked, stunned.

Kuma didn't bother to respond, either. Then, Hwoarang pulled up next to Christie in a really old 1920's model car. He stopped next to her and opened the door, sticking his head out. "Hey, babe. This car has twenty horsepower! Without the horses!"

"Ooh! Amazing!" Christie said, hopping into the car and getting on his lap.

Hwoarang then slowly drove off at about five miles per hour. He turned on the hydraulics (or however the hell you spell it, that's just what WordPerfect defaulted to) and the car bounced and bounced, knocking off both the front wheels. The car slowly skidded down the hill.

"Damn you Hwoarang!" Jin shouted, then stopped and snickered. "Heh heh...Hwoar...sounds like whore..." Jin snickered again, then walked off.

Later on, Jin approached a very tall office building. "I'll prove I'm cool by climbing this building!" He said, stupidly.

Forty stories later, Jin was getting cold feet about the idea. "Craaaap...this is really high up...I dun' wanna die..." But he fell off.

Miles away, someone would have seen a small, whispering speck slowly plummeting to the ground.

But up close, one would have seen a falling rich kid in a hoodie screaming at the top of his lungs.

"AHHHHH! Oh God, what do I do!" Jin yelled, still falling. Suddenly, a tiny thought cloud materialized next to his head. A small cartoon turtle also appeared and said, "Remember! Duck and cover!" Even though that's advice for an earthquake or tornado, Jin applied it to falling off buildings.

So, he ducked and covered...and landed on a stunt double mat. "Wow! Ducking and covering really works!" He said, then stood up and walked off, not realizing that both the mat and the now deceased stunt double had actually broken his fall.

That evening, Jin stood in front of a bat cave (You know what? I'm not even sure if those exist in Tokyo. If they don't, then for the sake of the story, assume they do.).

"I will become cool by becoming Batman!" Jin shouted triumphantly, stomping into the cave. As soon as he set foot inside, the bats started freaking out and flying around. After five minutes of that, only one was still in the cave. This one happened to be Dracula.

Turning back into a person, Dracula approached Jin. "Hello...I am Count Dra–"

"Dracula, I know. You're a creepy vampire."

"...Well, then I'll have to kill you for knowing too much."

"...Uh...can't I kill you, too?"

"You can only kill me by feeding me a wooden stake. I'm one of those virtually impossible to kill Dracula's that can only die if you do one stupid thing."

"...We're having meatloaf tonight."

"I'm in!" Dracula said, stupidly.

At Jin's house, Dracula sat at the end of a very long table. Jin walked in with a plate of meatloaf, and set it in front of the Count.

"...This looks like you put a stake in it."

"Uh...no I didn't."

"You sure? Because it looks like it has a stake in it."

"I'm, err, very sure."

"Alright, I'm just making sure, because, y'know...I'll die if it has a stake in it. And this looks pretty stake-shaped."

"It doesn't have a stake in it."

"...Well, okay." Dracula said, picking up the meatloaf (Ew.) and stuffing it in his mouth. After swallowing, he winced and looked over at Jin. "Oh, you little bitch!" He said, before slumping in his chair, dead.

"Yes! I can prove I'm cool with the evidence that I killed Dracula!" Jin said, pumping his fist in the air. "This is the happiest day of my life!"

But then Dracula disintegrated into sand.

"...Nevermind." Jin said, angrily stomping off to his room to whine about his day in his Xanga.

A/N: Okay, so, like...leave me reviews. Or I'll be sad. And you just couldn't live with that, could you?