Disclaimer: I do dot own Fairly Odd Parents or the Wizard of Oz. Although I wish I did because then I would have like $1bujillion
Chapter 13 Da wiz.
The gate keeper turned out to be none other than Timmy's dad. How anti-climactic was that?
Timmy (slightly confused): Dad, is that you?
Gate keeper: Who is this Dad person of which you speak, I am the gate keeper.
Timmy: Okay, you just look a lot like my dad.
Gate keeper: State your bussiness.
Timmy: Well, you see, we need to see the wizard.
Gate keeper: What do I care, I'm retiring tomorrow, so come on in.
Timmy and friends: Yayyyyyyyy!
When Timmy and his friends enter the wizard's laboratory, they see a gigantic talking chocolate bar floating in mid air.
Giant floating chocolate bar: Puny humans! Wassup? Leave now or I will suck your brains, through these bendy straws!
Timmy, AJ, Sanjay, and what's left of Chester run out of the laboratory in fear. But as they are running, Sanjay trips over his tail and lands on a big red button labled DO NOT TOUCH. Then, the button activates and causes a big shiny purple curtain with a picture of the planet Yugopatamia on it, to rise up into the air revealing Mark Chang, the Yugopatamian prince who was sitting on a strange stool messing with some kind of krazy control box.
Giant floating chocolate bar: Pay no attention to the handsome green squid-like alien.
AJ: You arenn't fooling us! We know that you're the Wizard. Now, if you're so great, then why don't you grant us wishes?
Mark Chang: I shall attempt to make a deal with you young humans. If you can bring me the Wicked Warlock of the west's broomstick, I shall grant you one wish each.
Timmy: Okay.
AJ, Sanjay, and Chester: Whatever.
