Trade Federation & Sidious Prequel Trilogy Letters

by Anakin Skywalker 2005

Rune Haako, Nute Gunray, and Darth Sidious correspond with one another through the events of the Prequels, from just before the invasion of Naboo the start of TPM through Nute Gunray's death in ROTS.

16. Failure: TF

Author - SilentSith

Note 16:
Darth Sidious,

I'm sorry I corrected you on your 'mistake', but I misread it, because you said, 'Your planet' and we don't have Naboo, so that's we thought you made a mistake. Sorry, and we will not correct you again, unless it's too hard to understand.

We seemed to have failed you again, because the Queen had gotten passed our blockade. We believe we may have damaged their ship, but we cannot track them down.

We have started to set the different people in different groups so we can start the killing.

You're sending Your apprentice Here! All right, we believe, uh, think, um suppose that is all right, we did fail you, about, 1, no 2, wait, 3, no that's not right, 4 maybe 5 times. By the way, does he know what he looks like? He looks really...weird.

Nute Gunray and Rune Hakko

PS. You spelt my last name wrong. It's Hakko, not Haako. Opps, I wasn't supposed to correct you.