The Knights who say Ni
When we last left our heroes they were stranded in a forest trudging along and hatinging the world, well at least in Aragorn's case. Let's see how much progress they've made since we last saw them shall we?
"Great, you've gotten us lost!" exclaimed Aragorn who was now very mad at Arthur. They had been walking around the same awful forest for hours and they had managed to walk in circles the whole time. "I swear I saw that tree before."
"All the trees look the same stupid," scoffed Arthur as he pulled out a map.
"You've had a map this whole time?" asked Aragorn angrily.
"Well I didn't think that we'd actually need it," Arthur said guiltily.
"Bleh," was Aragorn's response as he glared at a nearby tree.
"Aragorn, stop taking your anger out on the wildlife," said Arthur as Aragorn banged his head against a tree.
"Do you want me to take it out on you instead?" Aragorn asked, a small grin appearing on his face.
"That's ok," replied Arthur as he edged away from Aragorn. Arthur turned as he heard a noise behind him
"Did you hear that?" he asked Aragorn with a frightened look.
"No, I think you seriously need to go to therapy. You're always hearing and seeing things," replied Aragorn with a smug look on his face.
"Seriously," said Arthur in a quite panicked tone.
"As I said before, there is nothing in these stupid woods. That old man was just trying to confuse us. I knew he didn't like you," Aragorn snapped.
"Didn't like me? You were the one were the sign on your head that says "I hate the world"!" yelled Arthur, completely forgetting his previous fears.
"Right? And what are you? Mr. I love everyone?" quipped Aragorn angrily. He was about ready to pull out his sword when he heard the soud of twigs breaking all around him.
"See there it is again!" exclaimed Arthur. This time he was sure Aragorn had heard it too.
"What is that?" asked Aragorn who had pulled out his sword.
"We are the Knights of Ni," came a not so beautiful voice from within the trees.
"Eh?" asked Aragorn. When he turned to look at Arthur, the poor man was on his back writhing in pain. "Eh?"
"Ahhh! Don't say it again!" cried Arthur in apparent misery.
"Ni!" said the knight who was obviously pleased with himself by his tone of voice.
"I don't see what's so bad about that word," said Aragorn as he gave Arthur a dissaproving look.
"It's the most dreaded word ever created," said Arthur who was still on the ground. "We just want to pass through these woods."
"Ni!" cried the knight who appeared to be having a lot of fun.
"Ok, how bout we make you a deal," said Aragorn who was getting annoyed of Arthur's antics.
"What?" asked the knight.
"I don't know," said Aragorn glancing at Arthur.
"If you get us a shrubbery we'll let you through," said the knight who seemed that he was having a lovely day dream about a shrubbery.
"Dude!" yelled Aragorn.
"Right, ok. So, you get us a shrubbery then you can pass through. It has to be pretty, but not too expensive. Can you handle that?" asked the knight who was looking at Arthur in disgust because he was still writhing in pain for some unknown reason.
"Yeah, I think we can," said Arthur jumping up.
"Now...GO!" yelled the knight who was trying to give his voice a slightly frightening affect.
"Dude, not scary," commented Aragorn as he turned to leave.
"Yeah, well neither are you!" the knight called after them. His feelings had obviously been hurt.
ok...thats the end of this chappy...hopefully its funny enough...if its not i'm sorry but its kinda hard to write and do math at the same time, so forgive me. I'll try to make the next chappy funnier.