The crowd booed at Inuyasha; 'cheater!' they yelled, disbelieving that an amateur would beat the legendary Colassus, and 'you stink!' and a great many other cat calls. He now wanted to thrash every person in that arena. That could take a while. If that were his job, he would deserve all of the money they were going to give him. However, he had been given specific instructions not to harm or threaten any member of the audience. Glaring was ok though, so he was doing a lot of glaring.
The lights dimmed and raucious music played, announcing the returning champ. Someone on the level of Colassus who the announcer and the audience clearly thought would cut Inuyasha down to size.
He flicked the Tetsusaiga's hilt, bringing it up a bit out of the sheath. He was surprised that they had let him keep it with him. They had kept calling it his "prop". He was pretty pissed about all that. They told him that the other wrestlers would have props too, and that they were allowed to use things like that. They couldn't use knives or guns, but they figured since Tetsusaiga was so rusty it wasn't all that dangerous. Inuyasha hadn't bothered to tell them that it could transform because A, he was fighting humans so it wouldn't, and B, they wouldn't believe him anyway.
"... our returning champion Isaac Isotope! A real blast from the past who is really 'da bomb'..." Inuyasha paid little attention to the voice that boomed from overhead. He was tempted to burst out laughing at the "fighter" who strutted out in front of Inuyasha, issuing corny, themed ultimatums.
He had a red-orange flame-like haircut, which seemed to defy gravity. Inuyasha figured the hair guy had spent a lot of time on that particular piece of "art", so he was really looking forward to screwing it up. The man had a leather jacket on, but no shirt and no pants or shoes. He had some underwear to match his flaming hair... with a symbol that inuyasha didn't recognize. Modern day people know that it is a primative represenation of an atom, but Inuyasha knew and cared nothing of this.
Before the man was finished talking, Inuyasha stepped forward and socked him really hard in the face. He flew across the ring and was out cold before he even landed.
The crowd was flabbergasted for a moment. "It seems our challenger, areal blast from the past, all the way from feudal times has blasted Isaac clean across the ring. A real no-nonsense fellow, folks! He knows..." the announcer went on blabbing but he was drowned out by the roaring and chattering of the crowd. So much for their loyalty, he thought.
He was full of awe at the sight of his own face on the big screen, thenat the sight of "Isaac Isotope" protrayed laying limply on the ropes. It was so much bigger and more glorious with loud music and pyrotechnics. Ordinarily, Inuyasha would not take pride in winning such a fight. Now that the people were shouting his name however, he held up a victory sign and let them take all the pictures of him they wanted.
There were several more matches that Inuyasha took part in that night, a series of outrageously themed ones. Inuyasha found that the crowd loved it even more when he mocked his competitors while walloping them. He decided it was worth it after all. It was easier than shooting fish in a barrel, but he didn't feel like a bully because all of those fish insisted upon being in the barrel and taunting him.
There was one match Inuyasha did not take part in. He found it most peculiar. The participants did not seem like fighters at all. They were scantily clad women who got into a pool of brown muck and pulled the clothes off of each other. It made Inuyasha feel a little like he didn't belong in this place, like it was rather phony... however, when they were shouting his name so lovingly, he felt like he could entertain them for a while longer...
After a few hours, it was over. As the crowd cleared out, folks with microphones and cameras drew near, coming at Inuyasha and a few others with a barage of questions.
"So, Inuyasha, tell us about how you defeated the Colassus?"
"Um... I bumped into him on the sidewalk and he tried to beat me up."
"Inuyasha!" another person called out, "where is it that you came from? Have you always lived in Tokyo? Where were you born?"
"I've lived in Edo and Tokyo!" Inuyasha declared, "I was born near Edo!"
Everyone who was listening laughed, thinking how cute it was that he insisted upon staying in character. It made people wonder about him even more.
"That's funny. Inuyasha, are you married or single? Dating anyone? Or are you still avalible?" A female asked, winking as she held out her microphone.
"Well, I'm trying REALLY hard to get married to this woman named Kagome, not dating her yet, but I'm not ever going to give up on her..."