Disclaimer: I do dot own Fairly Odd Parents or the Wizard of Oz. Although I wish I did because then I would have like $1bujillion.
Chapter 15: The warlock's broomstick and more.
About a minute after Chester got run over by the boulder, the hallway got smaller which caused the boulder to get stuck. This was very convenient for our remaining heroes, well at least for now it was convenient. Then a few seconds later Mr. Crocker poofed in.
Crocker: At last, I have you right where I want you.
Timmy and his remaining friends: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Just then, Chester came smashing through the boulder (I still don't know how he survived being run over). Immediately, Crocker tried to throw a fireball at Chester but then, Timmy grabbed a conveniently placed bucket of water and used the water inside to put out the fireball. Timmy, Chester, AJ, and Sanjay then began laughing histerically at Crocker. Crocker then looked down in shame and realized that some of the water had landed on his pants and it looked like he wet himself. Crocker then started running away but then he accidentally stepped on the end of a conveniently placed rake which caused the rake to hit Crocker in the face. Crocker then began running faster than before and wound up getting his head stuck in a fishbowl somehow. Then, Crocker began stumbling around blindly until he fell down the stairs. When Crocker hit the bottom of the stairs,the fishbowl broke and then he could see that he was being laughed at.
Crocker: I'm dieing, of embarassment.
Timmy: Come on guys, let's go get the broomstick.
Luckily for Timmy and his friends, the broom was in a glass case at the botttom of the stairs. To open the glass case, AJ rammed Chester's face into the glass and then he grabbed the broom. Timmy and his friends then mounted the broom and flew back to Diamond city.
About 5 minutes later in the wizard's laboratory...
Timmy: Okay, we got you the broomstick.
Mark: Totally awesome dudes.
Mark then grabbed the broom and flew away. Cosmo then poofed in while wearing a Harry Potter costume.
Cosmo: I am the true wizard of FOP.
Timmy: So, do we still get our wishes?
Cosmo: I guess so.
Chester: I wish I had a brain.
Cosmo (poofs up a brain): Here you go.
AJ: I wish that I knew everything.
Cosmo: Okley dokley.
Cosmo then grants the wish.
Sanjay: I wish for bravery.
Cosmo grants Sanjay's wish.
Timmy: I wish I was home.
Cosmo: Okay, but in order to go home, you must hit yourself on the head with this 20 pound brick 3 times and say there's no place like Dimmsdale.
Cosmo then poofed up a 20 pound brick for Timmy.
Timmy: How the heck am I supposed to lift this thing?
Cosmo: I don't know, all I know is those are the rules for returning home.
Timmy then begins lifting the brick, which takes him a minute to do. Timmy hits himself on the head once and is k.o.ed. When Timmy comes to, he lifts the brick again and hits himself on the head 2 more times. But then nothing happens except he is k.o.ed again. When Timmy comes to he yells at Cosmo.
Timmy: Cosmo you idiot, that didn't do anything except hurt me.
Cosmo: I know, I just wanted to see if you would go along with it. If you really wanna go home, you have to run through this hall full of banana peels and slip on 3 of them while saying there's no place like Dimmsdale.
Timmy then began running down the hallway slipping on banana peels as he went. Just as Timmy was about to step on his third banana peel, he was attacked by a monkey which knocked him out. When Timmy woke up, he was in the school nurse's office. All of Timmy's friends were there along with a few of his enemies. There was Chester, AJ, Sanjay, Elmer, Timmy's parents, Mr. Crocker, and Vicky.
Timmy: I had the craziest dream. And you were there (points to Chester), and you were there (points to AJ), and you were there (points to Sanjay), you weren't there (points to Elmer), and Dad, you were there, sorry mom but you weren't there either, and you were even there (points to Crocker and Vicky).
Elmer: Hey, why wasn't I in your dream?
Timmy: I dunno. Why don't you ask the author?