The rescue of the Prince/ Princess Herbert
Jack ran quickly to the grocery store and picked up everything on the list. "Ok, now that that's done, I must go save the princess!" he yelled at the very frightened grocery store checkout person. Suddenly he appeared in front of a castle on a swamp. He ran frantically toward it, but for some reason he could not get any closer to it. "Damn special effects," he said as he tried to run faster. Suddenly the special effects crew let him run forward, and becuase he had been running so fast in the first place, he was already at the castle.
"What the hell?" asked one of the guards who happened to be standing at the front of the castle.
Jack aimed his pistol at him. "Out of my way boy," he said as his eyes grew dark. This might have been because he happened to apply more mascara to make him look more scary.
"Yeah, right. I'm kinda supposed to be guarding this castle so, ya," said the guard mockingly.
"This shot is not meant for you," Jack said. "Wait, wrong person. This shot is meant for you," he said as he shot the guy. Jack suddenly pulled out a wooden sword and started beating up all of the party guests and guards at the swamp castle. He ran quickly to what looked to him like the highest tower of the castle. Of course he got lost a few times, but whatever. Jack kicked down the door to what he believed to be the room of the princess.
"My rescuer is here!" yelled Herbert as he hugged Jack. Jack gave him an awkward look.
"Eh?" Jack said. "Aren't you supposed to be a girl?"
"What? I'm not a girl," retorted Herbert.
"So you're a eunuch?" asked Jack.
"A what?" asked Herbert who was now confused. Suddenly the door burst open and in walked Herbert's father.
"Who the hell are you?" asked the king angrily.
"Now, don't get mad, but I have come to rescue your daughter," said Jack.
"So, he does look like a girl? I always knew he had feminin features," said the king who had lost all trace of anger.
"Yeah, well he sent me this note," said Jack as he handed the note to the king. "By the way, I'm captain Jack Sparrow, from Camelot."
"Camelot?" said the king perking up. "Good pig country that Camelot is. Let me show you around." As all of this was taking place, Herbert had started to climb out the window and was waiting for Jack to follow him.
"Sir Captain Jack Sparrow!" he called.
"Oh, don't mind him," said the king as he chopped the rope his son was hanging from. "Alice will be fine."
"Herbert!" came a cry from the wall. Herbert was now falling very fast to his apparent doom.
"Is it okay to let him fall?" asked Jack.
"Eh, whatever. If he dies at least I'll still be rich," said the king as he led Jack into a large hallway.
Ok, I know the chapters are getting shorter, but it's hard to write long chapters at a time, they may get shorter a longer. Size will vary, just hang in there my faithful reviewers, the updates will start to grow and grow as summer ends because i'm bored now.