Author - fistofthedarklord
To Darth Sidious,
Forgive us for the mistake in the paste most esteemed Lord Sidious, we did not mean to be disrepectful with the mistaken titles. You Sith Lords have always been so unusual with your choice of names that when Ruune Hako could not remember in point of fact what your name was he simply put Darth Hideous in all his correspondence. Forgive us and have mercy on his idiocy, I know who you are, please do not think that I would have allowed this error had I known. I myself was negotiating trade with a few unsatisfied planets in the Lower Rims who were considering breaking away from Republic rule to join our people.
The mistake with the escape of the queen is in point of fact not our fault. We were on the planet when she flew off, and unable to properly ensure that she was captured. The droids are acting strangely of late, they seem to do worse and worse as time goes by. The jedi dispatched them without any difficulty. We need more droids if we are to succeed in instilling respect and fear in the hearts of the Nubian people. As it is I have reports of several captives that did not escape, some of whom I will be visiting after finishing this message. Would you like me to kill any of them? And we wish your apprentice Darth Bawl the greatest success on his endeavours, but please don't send him here. Rune doesn't like horns, they scare him and a frightened partner tends to hide in bed. That is bad for business,
yours sincerely,
Nute Gunray and Rune Haako.