The Legend of Link: and the dead.
(Not Zelda! Screw her)
NINTENDO HEADQUARTERS: 20:00 hrs.
All the bosses of Nintendo including the friendly face of Minamoto, are gathered around a big table with a big Nintendo sign on it.
"We need to think of a new game as with Ps2 beating us in the charts we need a new Zelda or resident evil!" Shouts one Nintendo boss.
"We can't do another resident evil because all the characters died. But we still have the mansion with all the zombies in it, maybe we can use that?" answers another.
As they all pose with cigars in their big gobs they think.
"I know!.. Actually no I don't oh yes I do, no I don't come back to Me." said Minamoto. They all thought as hard as they could with there feeble minds. But nothing.
"How about a new Zelda? That was one of the greatest series ever and that would sell again even If it turned out shit, people would still buy it cause of its reputation" says the janitor.
"We don't pay you for your brain, get mopping asswipe." Shouts a fat boss.
"I know finally!" screams Minamoto, "A crossover between Link and The Mansion from the resident evil game, think about it fans would crave on it! We could call it The Legend of Link: And the dead. Not Zelda."
"Yes it is crazy enough to work, well no it's just crazy. But let's do it anyway" says the big Nintendo boss.
"Secretary, send in Link we have a deal to settle."
Link enters the room holing a beer and has gained weight since the Twilight princess.
"Hey what is thou up too?" Speaks Link.
"Link, buddy do you like the resident evil series? Huh." Says the big boss.
" Its good do you like my zombie impression. Uhhhhhhhhhraaaaa!" replies Link
"Very nice. How would you like to be in a resident evil game?"
"I love too, what zombie I am going to be."
"Link, once you get into shape your going into the mansion. Mwhaha mwhaha!"
" But, but it's full of zombies and it's dark I am afraid of the dark. If navi is not with me." Cowers Link, all the bosses look at each other in horror and confusion.
" We don't care your going your carers on the line!"
After two weeks of intense training to lose weight and lessons on how not to be afraid of the dark Link is ready.
THE MANSION: 09:00hrs
" Now Link as you do the mansion we are going to film you then turn it into the next big game, and if you die we will improvise the ending. Any questions?" says the big boss.
"Uh…"
"No good now of you go you brave son of a gun" Link walks of with a sword shield and a camera. His new adventure begins and he is so not ready.
"How the hell do I get myself into this things, first they make me attack my gay partner Ganondorf in the game boy games then they make me save some dumb princess and she gets all the credit with the game named after her! Life sucks" Shouts and sulks Link.