Author - Anakin Skywalker 2005
Note 21
Nute Gunray and Rune Hakko,
You better be sorry!
I am impressed that you damaged the ship, but you were supposed to destroy it! Ah! What am I going to do with you two! Well anyway, make sure you continue to kill and torture people on Naboo.
Well your failure to keep Queen Amidala on Naboo no longer is of concern. She will be on Coruscant soon, and your mistake can now be overlooked. I have thought of another way that will work to our advantage.
Good…..have you begun to kill people in front of important officials, such as Sio Bibble? If my understand is correct, he has sent a message to the Queen's ship. Well they will probably not reply to it, but my apprentice is leaving for Tatooine and will take care of the whole matter. Do not worry about it. The only thing I want you to worry about is killing the citizens of Naboo, but you must do it slowly so that it lasts for a long period of time.
If you ever mess my name up again… remember that I am a Sith Lord, and I may forget that you are working for me for a moment, and you may find yourself dead.
Good. I'm glad you're killing people now. How many people have you killed so far?
My apprentice (and do not mess his name up either) is named Darth Maul. He is going to Tatooine first, and will probably then go to Naboo….but it depends on how our plans go.
How many battle droids do you have on Naboo right now? Hurry up and send more to Naboo. You need as many as you can get in case there is battle. You must be prepared for everything.
By the way, are you sure that you have all of the Naboo people in camps. I heard that there was a species called the Gungans….and that they lived underwater somewhere in underwater villages…now I don't know if it's true or not…but search for the rumored underwater villages.
How is the Invasion going now? You have taken over the palace, I hope.
You two idiots don't even know how to get a couple of names right. It's a wonder that you can even invade a planet….just remember that without me, you would have never have been able to invade a planet. No! My apprentice's name is NOT Darth Bawl; it's Darth MAUL.
Do you know what the word "maul" means? Have you ever heard of getting mauled by a wild animal? Well in case you haven't heard…it's when a wild animal attacks a person and injures the person severely…it rips flesh and claws and bits and the person is in bad shape and sometimes dies. Well keep this in mind….Darth Maul goes by the name Darth Maul for a reason. That's what he'll do to you if you cause ANY problem….do I make myself clear?
Continue killing people. Remember this, you can never kill too many people.
Oh yes….I forgot about your low intelligences. Of course you wouldn't be able to count the number of battle droids on Naboo….you can't count that high….
Good. Have you found the Gungans yet? I want you to DESTROY any villages or cities that you may find.
So, Rune Haako allowed the nasty and insulting comments to slip through? Kindly remind him that I am a Sith Lord. He does not want to make another mistake. Dispose of those responsible for the mistake, except for Rune Haako, as he is important to the Trade Federation. Remind him that I may not be so forgiving next time. You do know what I do to those who insult me, correct? I am sure that I do not need not need to provide that information.
I trust that you are able to dispose of the offender yourselves. Deal with this effectively. Beings like that do not need to live. You have served me very loyally, and it will not be forgotten.
You sound like you have done very well. Keep searching. I am certain that the underwater Gungan cities exist. When you find them, you must DESTROY them completely. I want them wiped out.
As I told you before, do not worry about the trace on your message. I already know where they are. The Queen has written to me again, telling me that they are on their way to Coruscant. They've already left Tatooine. I will handle the situation from here. Should Amidala choose to return to Naboo, you must be ready for her. Assemble your droid army, and make sure everything is in order.
As I have told you before, I have connections with the Senate. I can guess that you assumed that I know a Senator in the Senate? That I do, and I will guarantee that I will secure your taking of Naboo for the Trade Federation. I will do everything in my power to move against Amidala. Tell me, do you have contact with your Trade Federation Senators?
Sith Lords are given titles by their Sith Masters, and the Masters choose names that describe the apprentice. For example, my name, Darth "Sidious" is taken from the word "insidious," if you know what that word means.
As for the droids, do not worry. You will have to create more effective droids, and you must create new ones. In fact, it may work out that your Trade Federation could join with other groups. Do you know of the Maurder Organization? There is a planet they own called Geonosis. If you could work something out with them, perhaps they would accommodate you in your droid production? Another planet that might serve you is a planet called Mustafar. It is a volcanic planet located here (provides the exact coordinates.) On those two planets, production could advance with little threat of being detected. Do tell me if you plan to set up production there.
Kill all that you wish. Show no mercy.
My apprentice Darth MAUL will be joining you on Naboo. He will be overseeing this invasion. You have made several mistakes that I was fortunately able to correct. I can afford no more mistakes. He will see to it that you make no more. Maul will keep his cloak on, so that stunted slime, Rune Haako, will not see his horns.
You say that you were negotiating with a system that was considering breaking away from the Republic? Please do tell me more about this. I am most interested.
As soon as she arrives on Coruscant, I will deal with her appropriately. Do not worry about it. Just concentrate on securing the planet.
Darth Sidious
