A Herring and some anchovies
Aragorn and Arthur nearly ran back into the forest with their shrubbery. The quickly stopped before the knights of Ni and did a polite little bow before placing the shrubbery before their feet. The knights stared down at it in delight and decided to do a little dance around it, so they did. 10 minutes later they finished and stood before Aragorn and Arthur.
"We have one little problem," said the knight. "We are no longer the knights of ni."
"Eh?" asked Arthur and Aragorn in unisen.
"You heard me. We are now the knights of ecky ecky ecky picang zoom ping, er something like that anyway," said the knight who was very pleased with himself for some odd reason.
"Ok...you don't even know what you're the knights of?" asked Aragorn in alarm.
"Well, sorta. We kinda forgot the name after we made it up. We all have short term memory loss," explained the knight with a sad expression on his face.
"Ok, so what do we have to do now?" asked Arthur. A look of dread spread across his face.
"Well, you have to get another shrubbery for sure. I want to get that two level effect thing so we can make a path and crap like that you know? Then you need to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a HERRING!" said the knight who was obviously trying to be scary, which really wasn't working.
"Don't you mean an anchovie?" asked Arthur.
"No, that wouldn't be fair," said the knight.
"What's the freaking difference?" asked Aragorn who was very irritating.
"Well, it's actually possible to cut down a tree with an anchovie, but no with a herring," said Arthur in a matter of fact tone.
"That's totally crazy!" exclaimed Aragorn. "What is wrong with you people?"
"Absoluteley nothing. The point is that cutting down a tree with a herring is impossible and I refuse to do it," said Arthur who was a little bit outraged that the stupid knights of whatever would ask him that.
"Don't say that word!" exclaimed the knight in terror.
"What? Is?" asked Arthur who was now a little amused.
"You wouldn't get very far in life not being able to say is!" exclaimed the knight in disgust.
"Then what is it?" asked Arthur.
"AHHH!" screamed the knight as he fell to the ground.
"It? Ha! Ha! What a loser!" exclaimed Arthur mockingly.
"It! It, it, it, it, it!" yelled Aragorn gleefully. This was the most fun he'd had in a long time. He was now thinking twice about going back to Middle Earth.
"Yo! Aragorn!" came a voice from behind them.
"Hey! Legolas what a suprise to see you," said Aragorn. Arthur turned around in pure horror to see his worst nightmare.
"Not you!" Arthur exclaimed panicked.
"Found anything in this forest?" Legolas asked as he gave the knights of whatever a weird look.
"Far from it," Aragorn said with a look of amusment toward the knights.
"Then, lets ditch this place. It's getting annoying," said Legolas making a gesture at the knights. When he said it they screamed in pain.
"Uhhh," started Legolas.
"Don't ask," said Aragorn as they headed out of the forest. "The grail is most certainly not here. Stupid old man from scene 24."