Trade Federation & Sidious Prequel Trilogy Letters

by Anakin Skywalker 2005

Rune Haako, Nute Gunray, and Darth Sidious correspond with one another through the events of the Prequels, from just before the invasion of Naboo the start of TPM through Nute Gunray's death in ROTS.

22. Golf Tournament: TF

Author - fistofthedarklord

Note 22

To the esteemed Lord Sidious,

My dear Lord Sidious, I am so very sorry. I arrived back from my hylo golf tournament (with customers who could the cause of course) to find that doo doo head, Rune Haako responding to this letter. He was typing 'Tell Darth Mall I said thank ewe for everything' and I knew who the culprit for all the bad blood between us was. He now has lumps at the top of his head but you can never tell because of the silly hats we wear to lull our clients into a false sense of security before we scam them. I am so humiliated. I will give you a more indepth letter later, but I am so terribly sorry.

Please forgive,
your humble servant,
Nute Gunray.