Gandalf the Enchanter, also known as Tim
Narrator: So anyway, this is what happens between this scene and the last. After Arthur and Aragorn met up with Legolas and Merry and Pippin and of course Gimli, which kind scared them cuz they thought they were the only people from Middle Earth in this insane world, but thats not the point. The point is, that they eventually met up with Jack and Frodo in some land that I can't quite remember because well, I just can't! Don't ask questions! So they waited in this land for many seasons. First it was summer, then it was fall, then it was winter, then it was spring, then it was summer, then it was fall, then it was winter, then all of a sudden it was fall. We don't know why. Anyway they one day came upon a man who was throwing fire everywhere. They were supposed to have found out from the old man from scene 24, but he wan't that helpful, actually he thought he was some kind of cool buisness man. So anyway here they are looking at this strange man.
"Who is that strange man?" asked Legolas nervously.
"He looks a lot like Gandalf," whispered Pippin into Arthur's ear. Arthur didn't care too much for this little one either. He was quite annoying and he was already getting himself into too much trouble. His little friend Merry wasn't too bad, but he wasn't much better either.
"Who is Gandalf?" asked Arthur a bit afraid to find out. If he was from Middle Earth he didn't want to know him.
"Gandalf is the coolest wizard eva! But he is sooo gay, it's not even funny," said Merry who had seemingly popped out of nowhere next to Arthur.
"How do you do that?" asked Arthur.
"Do what?" inquired Merry. He was quite the short little dude, maybe his shortness allowed him to dissappear.
"Actually, I think that is Gandalf," said Aragorn.
'Why are we still standing here?" asked Jack who was becoming annoyed by doing nothing. Jack always had to be doing something to be kept happy. Right now they were doing absolutely nothing, therefore Jack was not happy at all.
"I have no idea," said Arthur. He quickly ushered the group down a hill to where this 'Gandalf' was standing.
"Hi Gandalf!" yelled Gimli affectionatly toward the man. The man turned around and stared at him for a moment. He was wearing very large horns and was shooting fire out the end of his staff.
"Yo guys! Sup?" asked Gandalf as he walked over to them, shooting fire everywhere as he did this.
"How do you do that fire thing?" asked Arthur who was completely amazed.
"It's a secret," said Gandalf evilly.
"So, what is your purpose in this movie?" asked Aragorn casually.
"Well, my name isn't Gandalf in this place, it's Yim, I mean Tim," said Gandalf a.k.a Tim.
"Ok...Tim, do you know where we can find a grail?" asked Arthur timidly.
Gandalf a.k.a Tim suddenly began to randomly shoot fire at completely random places. "..."
Arthur stood there, kind of dumbstruck. Usually people answered him when he talked them. This guy was powerful, but he still should have shown some respect in Arthur's opinion. "We've been looking for it for a very long time."
"..." Tim/ Gandalf still didn't say anything.
"Any help would be helpful," added Pippin.
"Fool of a took," mumbled Jack.
"Mumbler!" exclaimed Merry.
"Bleh," said Jack misrably. Once again they were doing nothing. He was extrememly bored and was about to say something when Tim/ Gandalf threw fire in his general direction. "AHHHH! YOU OLD FREAK!"
"Yes, I can help you find the grail. You must go to the cave of Caebannog, but BEWARE! For only certain death awaits you there with big sharp, pointy teeth!" Tim/ Gandalf exclaimed menacingly.
"What an elaborate preformance," whispered Gimli to Legolas as Gandalf formed teeth with three of his fingers.
"Come! We must go! I don't know why! But we must!" exclaimed Tim/ Gandalf randomly.