The Cave of Caerbannog
The party, along with Tim/ Gandalf traveled to the mouth of a cave that was emitting some steam. The cave seemed scary, but they couldn't seem to find the monster with sharp pointy teeth, so they frantically began to search for it, which is kind of stupid considering that it would kill them, but they're not too bright, especially not as a group.
"There it is!" cried Tim/ Gandalf. He was pointing to a cute, little, white bunny at the mouth of the cave.
"Psssh," said Legolas as he began to venture forth, but Tim/ Gandalf stopped him.
"There are fouler and darker things than orcs in the deep places of the world, er wait, wrong movie. Beware! He has a mean streak a mile wide!" Tim/ Gandalf cried.
"Yeah...right," said Legolas, but Tim/ Gandalf held him back.
"Er, maybe we should send one of our unlucky servants in," said Aragorn. He didn't realize that they had no servants.
"We don't have servants stupid!" exclaimed Merry. Suddenly, Legolas's minstrels appeared out of nowhere.
"Why don't we send them?" asked Legolas with an evil grin.
"Ok," said Arthur, gesturing for the minstrels to come over.
"Yes?" asked the main minstrel.
"I want you to go over and say hi to that cute bunny over there," said Legolas, pointing to the bunny.
"Right, ok," said the minstrel as he led his group over to the bunny, suddenly the bunny went out of control and flew through the air, biting the heads off of the unlucky minstrels.
"Serves em' right," commented Legolas as he chuckled ever so slightly.
"Yeah, but now we know that rabbit is evil," said Gimli who had taken an apparent facination in the rabbit.
"So, what should we do about it?" asked Merry nervously.
"We attack!" cried Aragorn as he charged at the rabbit. Everyone followed him, which was quite stupid. When they got half way there they realized what a stupid idea it was, and they all ran back to the safety of the rocks.
"I told you so," said Tim/ Gandalf as he walked away laughing.
"Freak," called Arthur after him. Tim/ Gandalf gave him a wave, then he dissappeard.
"I would like to know how he does that," said Aragorn staring at the spot where Tim/ Gandalf had just been.
"I know what we need! The holy hand grenade of antioch!" exclaimed Arthur proudly.
Ha! Ha! Cliff hanger! Sorry but that would ruin the next chapter if i countinued. I'll prolly just finish the next chapter in a few minutes anyway.