Author - fistofthedarklord
Note 24
To the esteemed, worshipful Lord Snideous,
Dearest bestest master,
We have enlisted the aid of some very nice people who we believe you will definitely appreciate. They are called Genosians, and they are with whom I, Newt Gunray have been playing golf with. Now what is this I hear about your esteemed apwentice Darth Mall. Now I am mewly a lying weaZl and Rune Haako is beautiful, and intelligent, and smart, and has a lovely singing voice. Just like you. And I am gwad that your sith will be wearing a cape over his head. Because they are so so scary... to RUne Hakko. Of corse. Now can he cook? You never get an apwentice that coooookz. and I am hungry. Nabooians eat diets of fruit, nutz and berrEs and that is not for us Nemoidians. How are ewe? I hope you are fine. I hope you show those jedi what for. As long as idiot congwessman like Chancellor Valorum and Senator Palpatween are in office we are sure to succeed in swindlin' the we-publick.
YOur humble servant,
Newt GunWAY,
and Rune Haako
Part 2
Most honorable Lord Sidious,
I came back from a dinner with the Genosians (they are the potential clients for our great cause) to find the hologram stated a sent message to me from Coruscant. I did not however find it so the computer is never wrong, thus I can only grovel and ask you to please repeat whatever message that was. I do hope Rune hasn't been checking the messages, he somehow managed to bribe his guard to let him out of his room. He won't submit to his time out. He's getting me into too much trouble. I am ashamed of him. I hope your apprentice has succeded in his mission to apprehed the queen, there were two mass killings on the streets of Naboo in the past week. I will elaborate on them further. I have just heard an explosion in the kitchen. RUne is cooking something.
Your lowly servant,
Nute Gunray.