Lord of the Holy Grail

by Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo

Ok..so this is how it goes: A bunch of the Fellowship of the Ring people end up in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how will King Arthur survive with his obnoxious gang of new knights and one other equally annoying and mysterious character. COMPLETED!

22. Black Beast of Arrrghh: Shortest chappy

They all turned around to see...the balrog! Just kidding, It was actually the Black Beast of Arrrghhh dressed up as a balrog.

They however didn't know that it wasn't a balrog, so the remaining fellowship members took evasive action.

"AHHHHHH! Where the heck is Gandalf!" yelled Aragorn who was now running around in circles.

"Maybe we should shoot arrows at it!" exclaimed Legolas as he took out his bow and arrows.

"No! Only Gandalf can kill the Balrog!" yelled Merry who was now clinging to Pippin, who was now clinging to Gimli, who was now clinging to Frodo. All the while that they were fighting over what to do, the Black Beast of Arrrghhh was getting bored, so he ate Brother Maynard. He then realized that they were never going to stop fighting, so he casually walked away.

"That totally ruined the scene!" exclaimed Arthur angrily.

"Yeah...well, at least we won't get eaten by a scary monster," said Aragorn casually. Since there was really nothing left in this scene, the scene ended here, and considering this is the shortest chapter in the whole story, writer does a little dance I have reached my dream to write a freakishly short chapter in a long story. So I am sorry for the short chapter, but no one is reviewing, it seems pointless to continue writing. Oh well, I will no matter what.