Ok guys...Since I got some much needed inspiration from some reviewers, I am going to continue writing this story. It only has a few more chapters left, but I'll try to make them longer. For all of you that wanted me to put in Merry and Pippin, I hope that you like the way I added them in. Anway since I have some time this morning I'll try to write some longer chapters. Thanks for your reviews. Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo
The Castle of Arrrghhh
"Hey guys!" called Aragorn from the middle of the bridge. He was about to take another step, when Arthur started to swing the bridge rapidly back and forth. "AHHHHH! Help me!"
"Mwahahahahaha!" laughed Arthur as he rocked even harder. He was hardley worried about himself, he could hold on to the sides, since he knew what was coming next. He did not know, however, that Aragorn had also begun to rock the bridge rapidly.
"Take that you lazy king!" screamed Aragorn manically. He slowly advaced toward Arthur. All he had to do was make it to the other side.
"Why don't you just let go and make it easier on all of us?" asked Arthur as Aragorn passed him on the bridge.
"How bout I don't and you shut up," called Aragorn over his shoulder as he hit the other side of the bridge. Seeing that Aragorn was off the bridge, Arthur hurridly ran across the bridge to meet the rest of his party.
"Dude...that was super lame," said Legolas, giving Arthur a hand off the bridge.
"Yeah, I was just expressing my feelings," replied Arthur, looking at the ground.
"Expressing? Don't you mean becoming rabid?" asked Aragorn who was still a little bit in shock from all the rocking. "Maybe you should go to the therapy."
"Is that a threat?" asked Arthur, his eyes narrowing.
"No, no, not at all," said Aragorn with a cheesy smile.
"Right, anyways we should get heading to that castle," said Merry who didn't really want to have any fighting amongst the group today.
"Yeah, whatever," whispered Arthur who was now very irritated with that stupid Aragorn dude. They walked over many hills for a long time calling out the name Lancelot for some reason. Arthur had suggested that they stop, but the group was having too much fun. They eventually came upon the ocean.
"Are we taking the ship to the grey havens?" asked Frodo eagerly.
"What is it with you and that place?" asked Legolas curiously.
"I don't really know, it was supposed to be one of my lines in those cheesy cartoon Lord of the Rings movies," replied Frodo who had now totally given up all hope of his secret obessesion with the grey havens. Suddenly the sea horse boat from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory rolled up to the sandy beach.
"How ironic," murmured Jack as he observed the boat, I mean ship.
"What do you mean ironic?" asked Pippin, his eyes narrowing.
"Why do you care?" retorted Jack quickly.
"I don't really," replied Pippin as he jumped into the boat. The rest oft he group followed him. Soon they were off riding a pink sea horse boat toward a very large and facinating castle.
"Are we there yet?" asked Aragorn while poking Arthur.
"No, and for your own good I wouldn't aske that question again," replied Arthur, batting Aragorn's hand away.
"Ok...Art thou therest yet?" asked Aragorn. He always found a loophole.
"No! Stop asking in your various languages and crap like that!" yelled Arthur angrily.
"Fine," sniffed Aragorn as he got up and sat at the other end of the boat. They suddenly reached the shore of an island that had not been there before, and there was a castle that had most certainly been on the mainland before, but none of them cared, all they wanted to do was find the holy grail.